Dear Katie, Please Stop Taking Us On A Walk Down Fug Fashion Lane
My mind completely blocked out the fact that we used to torn-up wear flared jeans in the fucking 90s. Thanks to that haggard bitch Katie Holmes, the awful memories came flooooding back like an evil butt wart breakout. Some things you would just like to forget, like flared jeans!
I bet this bitch is stealing shit from Tommy Girl's old box of clothes marked "The faaaabulous 90s," because I don't even know where she buys this fugness.
What the fuck is next? Spaghetti strap dresses over t-shirts? JAMS shorts? I should send Katie the hottest outfit my sister used to wear back in the day. She used to wear spandex leggings with polka dot chiffon flares at the bottom. She also had a matching crop top with flared-out chiffon sleeves. This was the 90s. Not the 70s. It was so hideous. Katie would totally wear that mess with a perfect robot smile on her face.
Here's Katie hurting my feelings with those jeans in NYC today. Suri probably ripped them off her legs, because later on she wore leggings. Still fug, but not as offensive as those flares.
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Jams shorts! I forgot about those hideous things. In New Mexico, the guys would wear them with tube socks and British Knights.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:15pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:41pm.
I like the look of big flared pants legs.
I like them too! *ducking and covering*
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Whew, I am not alone! I agree with you hot sluts and with Candy; I always liked them and they flatter my legs. This was so my look circa 1994.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:48pm.
Uh, ok. Just checking.
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I choose to believe that Katie Holmes is the answer to the first blind item. I think it's why she looks so stressed and unhappy.
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The clothes are a cry for help. Well, maybe a whimper for help. About a year ago, she was looking really put together, so I know she CAN do it; the fact that she is doing THIS now says to me that she is in trouble. Like POWs blinking SOS messages.
That said, she is smiling here, probably because she's not lugging that armful of pest, Suri.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:31pm.
Bat me between your paws, but I feel bad for this ho.
She's so unhappy that it's hard to snark on her.
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She signed on the dotted line. She made a deal with the devil. Bitch should have taken note of what Tommy Girl did to Nicole. Now she's stuck with his controlling ass and his jacked up religion cuz she let her child (if it's even Tommy Girl's and I doubt) become a potential pawn in an ugly divorce. If she's unhappy, oh well. I'll save my sympathy for a fool bitch who truly married for love, only to get her ass beat by her abusive thug husband in a trailer park every day, or a runaway teen, fleaing an abusisive home living on the streets and selling her ass for food. This dumb whore? She deserves even less than what she's got! She SIGNED on for her nightmare with eyes wide open. And her clothes are FUGLY! With her damn money, there's no excuse for that shit!
Nope, no mercy, no sympathy. Game over.
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I think Kaite wears the flared jeans to help her legs look slimmer as her calves aren't defined in them.
Her calves are the same size as her thighs just about.
She was like:
When I walk to my car in the morning: I'll do the seventies! And when I walk to my car in the evening: I'll do the eighties(badly)!
And we wonder why Britney's so fucked up. This is what it comes to. The only reason they keep doing it is because of the people at JJ. The people at JJ rule the earth. It sucks but it's true. There is, simply, WAY more of them than there are of us.
Good - let her kill the trends: one because it's atrocious and the other becuz then I can keep it for myself - I hate looking like everyone else;p
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Submitted by AztecBunny on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:09pm.
Sick of watching this chick walk from her apartment to the car and vice-versa. So this makes news?
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Agree. Boring.
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She could be any character on Rhoda or Mary Tyler Moore or does anyone remember that show Angie--yes I am old!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:31pm.
Bat me between your paws, but I feel bad for this ho.
She's so unhappy that it's hard to snark on her.
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The bag ladies dress better than she does...
Oh Lord, she's such a mess...
Katie is becoming that anti-Christ of the fashion world. Fortunately, I think she actually KILLS a trend before it even gets off the ground! Yeah, keep wearing the SHITEOUS '90's fug clothes Katie, and KILL that shit for good!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
poor katie. she looks a little happy so rarely that I don't have the heart to be strict with her fashion choices. I wonder if she knows she's supposed to be pregnant right now? I wonder if she IS pregnant right now... that would be fine if that's what she wanted. but does she even know what she wants any more?
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 7:15pm.
and the sweater tied around the waist is a nice touch too.
she needs a hat or something.
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on her way to being a man per tommygurls orders.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:41pm.
I like the look of big flared pants legs.
I like them too! *ducking and covering*
And I agree about the elephant pants. These are sexy the way they hug the thigh up to the knee. I don't think that's the best top to go with it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Wonder if Tommy Girl approved any of these looks?
Ummmmmm.......
I like it.
*runs away*
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Sick of watching this chick walk from her apartment to the car and vice-versa. So this makes news?
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:43pm.
MK is clearly too young to appreciate the MOD SQUAD.
Hey Sandbitch!!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:47pm.
hahah Kevin is peeking at me!
I still don't have any cheese, honest.
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Submitted by zomay on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:43pm.
She should of had an afro wig on.
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YES!
*cue blacksploitation movie music*
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If she's trying to be a fashion icon, then she should be put in the recycle bin.
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I don't mind those pants. Never did mind flares or bell bottoms. Floods are what bothered me
What she has on is way better than anything ModCloth to my right has to offer
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She needs to find a style and stick with it. That's all I can say. You know, Posh has a style. The Trollsens have a style. Even Paris Hilton has a style. You may love it or hate it, but it's THEIRS. Katie is floundering for an identity. It's painful to watch.
But having said that, I do the same thing as Katie. One day I'm a little preppy, the next day it's a little more bohemian. But no one is watching me anyway.
Goddamn.
Her soul must secretly long to still be on "Dawson's Creek"...the days before she became a mindless cyborg.
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She's cutting edge. Cutting edge to my wrists and eyes.
But what I want to hear about are the colors of your sister's spandex/chiffon nightmare ensemble. I pictured lime green with peach polka dots...shudder...
She should of had an afro wig on.
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I like the look of big flared pants legs.
So shoot me.
Elephant pant legs are a no no.
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stop calling these "flaired" - those are BELL BOTTOMS. Might have been cool to whoever wore them... but they were NEVER cool. Not anytime in the 90s and not now.
and Katie needs to look a little more like a boy or she might loose tommy girl.
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 6:25pm.
Actually those pants have a functional use. You can drop a turd on the sidewalk and keep on walking like nothing happened!
LMFAO!! You know she'd pick it up and be all "Sorry Tom baby."
The outfit doesn't bug me....just the fact that she wants to be a fashion icon.
So I used to watch Dawson's Creek all the time and Jen was always my favorite (Pacey too but I'm speaking about the girls) and even now Michelle Williams is far better in fashion and acting than Katie Holmes is.
Myspace and Last.fm
And sometimes when you're on
You're really fucking on
But the lows are so extreme
That the good seems fucking cheap
Well Tommy did say she was a comedian!
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I can't survive the 90's fashion again Katie, STOP! Stapled jeans, watch rings and velvet blazers Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
*runs away pulling hair out*
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Earlier I saw a picture of her wearing stirrup tights under rolled up denim shorts....and with heels too! It was so gawdawful...so pathetic.
Why is she uglifying herself?? Seems to me she is on the verge of a ride on the Britney crazy train.
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Actually those pants have a functional use. You can drop a turd on the sidewalk and keep on walking like nothing happened!
I just want to shake this bitch! She's like the walking dead. Her doll eyes freak me out.
ME baby!! :)
All I want to know is where are the stirrups on those pants and her layered colored socks??
The flares are hiding the SciFi midgets minders.
I'm more offended by her bottled water. How hard is it to buy a fucking Nalgene water and fill it with filtered water from the fridge or faucet? Stupid cunt.
*sticks a fork in her* Yep.
What is wrong with her, really? I mean, she was never really one to be all about makeup or anything but everytime I see her now she looks all pale and sickly, and really unhappy with sometimes a fake smile.
And the clothes, my gosh she needs help. The jeans outfit I guess is not soo bad, I have seen her in worse- those matronly dresses she wears are far worse. The dress and leggings, ugh!I just can't believe she walks out in public in some of the things she wears.
Can someone please please STOP the tights as pants trend?
too many fatasses wearing them with a shirt that is no long enough and absolutely no one looks good with them as pants
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
The jeans look fine to me, but I like the hippie look. Maybe could do without the tears. Her T-shirt or whatevs is way too long.
I despise flared jeans.
That jean ensemble is kinda hot.
The other one belongs in a Sears holiday catalog.
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