Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack
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haha bless!!
Submitted by angel_i: "..For one, what's the with the Destructive Tendencies - that's like a Chinatown knock-off of Suicidal Tendencies? ...
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...her mom is a designer..."
LOL! Thanks, angel_i. That started my day off just right.
MK are you dead????? or just hung over????? ;P Hope it's the latter, mah boo. ****************************1/20/09
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Morbidosity on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 9:24am.
Doesn't she have a kid?? Why do we never see it?
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He is too busy working! Papa Knowles has the entire family on the payroll. Little Daniel has to earn his keep. LOL
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
Doesn't she have a kid?? Why do we never see it?
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I have no problem with Solange. I want that bag!
GQ headin up to one-two-five... Black Moon
Why is she wearing a coverup? Isn't that for fat people, or is she that insecure?
Happy New Year all you hot bitches and man whores!!!!
I am downing a bottle or two of vino (lost count)... and want to wish you all a healthy, happy and lust filled 2009!
It's about 1/2 an hour away from the big midnight countdown here in Aus. I just had to pop in and wish all of you the best. I love you all, and I'm not just saying this cause I'm a bit pissed. OK, I might be a bit sloshed, but I'm seriously you guys!!!!
Happy New Years ♥♥♥
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I think Solange is much hotter than Beyonce-I'll take her if no one wants her!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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So, I asked myself: Would I wear that if I had money?
No, I would not. Something I wouldn't even do in my poverty. For one, what's the with the Destructive Tendencies - that's like a Chinatown knock-off of Suicidal Tendencies? Her bikini is zebra print black and white and her shirt is gray. I prolly would have went for more colour since black and white goes with everything. I would take it off in the water - you know, so I could wear it afterwards....
I realized, too, that it looks kinda cool at some angles but it has no cut. It's true - the girly's got money and her mom is a designer. She could still go with the style if it had some shape to it, no? And colour? And lose the faux-emo sentiments. And her earring are too much for the beach, IMO and that thing abound her neck is kinda big but I think the ball is too fake looking and large - it makes it tacky.
In closing, I concur with Tigerlilly - no excuse for that shit:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Not a bad lookin' broad.Wonder if she's got stretchmarks from the childbirth.
Like them both, Solange and her sister.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:55am.
Hi TITS!
My name is Puke-a
I puke on the second floor
I puke upstairs from yoo
Guess I think you've smelled me before...
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I love this shit that's nasty and funny and then kinda sad all at the same time....;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
he he he solange nicer than her sister. sorry to disapoint you guys but solange is every bit as arrogant, low class, ghetto and nasty as her sister and the rest of the knowles bunch. in other words she's straight trash as they would say in the hood. and if you look closely at some of these pictures she's got an evil grin on her face.
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
No, that's his cousin, Mr Sexshul
I love Hellboy! I didn't think I would...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
DANCE cabana boy DANCE!
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:34am.
Nice siggie, did he have a brother named Homer?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
oh sorry, pool TABLE
oh well, send the cabana boy on over anyway
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
is there a cabana boy to go wiff that pool? *stays*
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
she is my friend on myspace!@!! i love trolling myspace. i ahve 5,459 friends
I vacayed in Connecticut and it was amazing!
* goes to illinois*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 1:25am.
cool, got the whole thread to myself! Let's see, I'm gonna want the pool table over...here, and the keg goes in the corner,,,
Solange over her... MFFFPPPFFF
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
cool, got the whole thread to myself! Let's see, I'm gonna want the pool table over...here, and the keg goes in the corner,,,
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Nighty-night Dee & Carrotina!! xoxoxox
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
I'm out too. Night bebes xo
My turn for sleepytimes. Goodnight mah favorite hookers. Sleep well. ♥
Wearing a T-shirt in the ocean is like jogging with a sweatshirt tied around your Spandexed ass.
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Nothing is more hopeless than a scheme of merriment. (SJ)
Nite Slitty!! I thought Tom only emailed ME about the pics?
(and asking for nudes...)
TITS: nope, I am completely analog hehe!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Nite nite Slitty McStuttybuddy! ♥♥
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:57am.
Twasn't MEEEEE!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:57am.
winkies out & pinkies up!
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don't get too excited all I gots to bob for is some halloween reject apples and soggy pineapple slices.
dv8 - are you related to divx?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:57am.
Satan's gift giving does not discriminate. I know a certain MS member is also gifted in the MS comments "dark arts."
Good night NitWitty....and on that note I must also leave, must clean MS before Tom sends me a notice AGAIN *glares at Nitty*.
Happy New Year All!
Nite Nittay, glad you've got teh child labour workin on that!! *snuggles closer to Viggo's pinkie winkie until my Depp is dun*
Loves ya, hooka!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Nite nite Nittay! *nalga pinchies*
NitWitty, that was just the sweetest thing ever. May 2009 bring you many jolly times and happy times and toilet bat parades!
winkies out & pinkies up!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
DeeDee, my gift is not from Satan; you know what a gift from Satan looks like? It looks like anal fissure pictures or nasty Tampax pictures left on MS by parties that I shall not name.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:55am.
LMFAO!
LCT: OK, I'm easy
(and cheap too)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:45am.
IDK. But I'm sure it has something to do with bongs and weed.
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And that's why Slitty and I stick to the spirits. We may need to hover the porto johns, but we won't have spaghetti legs or be laughing while we do it.
On that note, my loverly's, I'm afraid I'm out. There's a certain Johnny Depp-8-trix that has been demanding a certain video, and the little underaged minor I have working on it, is now huddled in a corner with a laptop. Damn, child protective services, who invented that shit anyway?!
I seriously wish each and everyone of you nothing but the best for you and yours in the next year.
Thanks for the laughs, thanks for the friendship and understanding and I pray that it's returned to you all at least 10 times over. XOXOXOXOXOXO
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:53am.
LCT - pinkies out!
There will be bobbing in the dregs later.
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Yessssssssssssssssssss.
Pinkies out and dinkies up!
Hi TITS!
My name is Puke-a
I puke on the second floor
I puke upstairs from yoo
Guess I think you've smelled me before...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:52am.
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I think you can sing those lyrics to the "Grease Lightening" tune.
LCT - pinkies out!
There will be bobbing in the dregs later.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:52am.
my lurkin merkin is quirkin and smirkin (and thinking of Viggo and perkin!!!! *jerkin it's furkin*)
*nasal voice* wudjaliketaseemahmaaaaaask??
OK, I take it back, he can't be James Bond, I need anuvver Batman mooooovie!
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Who said he can't do both? He's Batman. He can do ANYTHING.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:50am.
Hahahahahaha!
my lurkin merkin is quirkin and smirkin (and thinking of Viggo and perkin!!!! *jerkin it's furkin*)
*nasal voice* wudjaliketaseemahmaaaaaask??
OK, I take it back, he can't be James Bond, I need anuvver Batman mooooovie!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
TITS, can I please have some punch? That looks like Crystal Light. I need it in my veins.
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Own it like a strap-on.