Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:48am.
*sniffs* Gross, you and DeeDee have been playing "Who's your Ned Beatty Now" game again.
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No. It was "Where's Keanu's Blow" this time.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:44am.
McSlitty's merkin is smirkin
to Dv8's lurkin merkin
while Dee's merkin is jerkin
watching Nitty's workin' merkin
PSL has an odd merkin...a quirkin merkin
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Hahahhahaha...well someone's Merkin's gotta' be gotta' be gettin da doh' sistah!
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:28am.
*sniff sniff*
(circles unknown poster)
*snifffff*
(seems okay)
Hello!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:44am.
LMAO! You have a gift lady. I'm pretty sure it's from the Devil himself. But it's a gift none the less.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:37am.
You might want to wipe that off first...
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*sniffs* Gross, you and DeeDee have been playing "Who's your Ned Beatty Now" game again.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:42am.
LCT: I missed that!! *starts it again*
Was it just me, or was Heath Ledger the ONLY one enunciating in the whole damn moooovie?
and *drool* on Cillian
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Pretty much.
I'm still trying to figure out what he mumbled in the beginning.
"I don't neeidbnoibninoibniobne"
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:41am.
What is your's and PSL's obsession with Porto-John's eggzackery? Slitty and I really want to know!
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IDK. But I'm sure it has something to do with bongs and weed.
McSlitty's merkin is smirkin
to Dv8's lurkin merkin
while Dee's merkin is jerkin
watching Nitty's workin' merkin
PSL has an odd merkin...a quirkin merkin
LCT: I missed that!! *starts it again*
Was it just me, or was Heath Ledger the ONLY one enunciating in the whole damn moooovie?
and *drool* on Cillian
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:34am.
Dlu and Sleets, I suspected it might have been a merkin when the oppossum began smelling fishy.
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Do you like it? It's mah new cologne "Eau De Port-Au-Prince.
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What is your's and PSL's obsession with Porto-John's eggzackery? Slitty and I really want to know!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:36am.
s'OK, I'll just keep touching VIIIIIIGGOOOOOOO til it's done!!
VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....*gasp* GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:38am.
OK, got as far as the throaty bit getting in the Batmobile & I lost my CHIT!! BWAH-HAHAHAHA!!!
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Isn't it AWESOME? The growly mumbling. Fuck. So. Wicked. I almost peed at Alfred's last line in the scene right after.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:36am.
OK, got as far as the throaty bit getting in the Batmobile & I lost my CHIT!! BWAH-HAHAHAHA!!!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:34am.
Dlu and Sleets, I suspected it might have been a merkin when the oppossum began smelling fishy.
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Do you like it? It's mah new cologne "Eau De Port-Au-Prince.
I want to serve eggs on a brilliant yellow merkin.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:24am.
*Borrowing LCT's strap-on* Come here PSL, I'm gonna make ya squeal like a pig.
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You might want to wipe that off first...
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:33am.
For Fracks Saykes!!! She's working her little chewed fingernails to the nub!!! She even changed the title song! What more can a mother give..than her own child's holiday break? All for your secksual pleasure?!!
Eeeeeeps! It's not as rauchy as it sounds...really people.
K darlings, after all this Bale talk I'm hooked to watching youtube videos and I found out that's making me shit my legs off laughing.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NaBK_DRf4_0
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Own it like a strap-on.
Dlu and Sleets, I suspected it might have been a merkin when the oppossum began smelling fishy. PSL, I know you just didn't say there was enough of you and Dv8 to go around...cuz you know Dee and Slitty will never be satisfied, right?
Viggo wants to be my merkin toucher
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Happy Nude Year Mani!!!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Happy New Year Mani!
Slutty, you of all people should know I keep my merkin braided with beads.
My merkin is lurkin'
(and a luverly shade of lavender)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Happy New Year Manimal!
Solange is a sunglasses toucher.
Happy New Year to all.
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First rule of dv8 club...?
(don't talk about dv8 club...is like saying Sauron) :P
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:25am. Slutty! Shit, I sported Dee's dead oppossum on my head for the last 3 days she was here so I didn't offend her.
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Jeebus Nitts, that wasn't an opossum, that was DeeDee's cheap merkin.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:25am.
Shit, I sported Dee's dead oppossum on my head for the last 3 days she was here so I didn't offend her.
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Hey! I killed that oppossum especially for you. I resisted every urge to eat it and everything.
girls, girls! there is enough of both dv8 and I to go around.....I'll race you to the port-au-potty
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:21am.
Dee & Nitty, if I can get over the heebie jeebies of wearing a dead woman's clothing, I am going to send you a picture of me wearing that outfit.
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Oh! LMAO! Don't act like you didn't know I rolled a dead hooker for that silver-lame mini-skirt with the faux-velvet black bolero jacket that I sent you last Christmas, Slutty! Shit, I sported Dee's dead oppossum on my head for the last 3 days she was here so I didn't offend her.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:20am. First rule, don't be a Dv8 hog!
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*Borrowing LCT's strap-on* Come here PSL, I'm gonna make ya squeal like a pig.
Dee & Nitty, if I can get over the heebie jeebies of wearing a dead woman's clothing, I am going to send you a picture of me wearing that outfit.
BTW, just noticed the location of "Destructive Tendencies" is Solangelina trying to give us a warning or subliminal message?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:16am.
Hi DV8!!!!
get your ass on Yahoo now!
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PSL. Now, now dear. We don't convert in the Dlisted religion, we just accept. Obviously you were baked during Slutty's Integration 101 Seminar. Dv8, Clarisse, LCT, DeeDee and I all passed with gold stars. First rule, don't be a Dv8 hog!
Yes ma'am
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:16am.
PSL
Dahling, I thought Port-au-Prince was a portable toilet with the extra large seat.
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Slutty, I'm sure everyone knows it means a portable toilet in France. Pshaw!
Hey, PSL..Welcome to Hell..or in Dv8's version: Welcome to the Partay.
PSL
Dahling, I thought Port-au-Prince was a portable toilet with the extra large seat.
Hi DV8!!!!
get your ass on Yahoo now!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:12am.
No one gets to borrow the gray wool pant suit with the gold-lame pinstriping.....NO ONE!
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Slutty, you told me that you were holding those granny panties out just for me..or IG...or the highest biddy...erm, bidder!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:12am.
No one gets to borrow the gray wool pant suit with the gold-lame pinstriping.....NO ONE!
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I wanna see that gorgeous outfit in person please.
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:08am.
Viggoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I can has?? (just a leedle??)
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No! You can haz nuffink! I was away so long because I was hooking up the Nit Jr. 9000 to the cyber johnny world. Hope you like the song on ur page..cuz that's gonna be the mix. Blackmail does pay, apparently. *harrumph* Next thing ya know I'll have Slitty asking me for Jorge cLoony and Dee all up in arms about RDJ! *FlaiL*
Solange and Beyonce should never speak. They sound really dumb, and Solange is obnoxious as hell.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Good evening PSL ♥
Dv8 - I think MK should change the CHERYL BURKE category name to MOP HEAD.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:08am.
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No one gets to borrow the gray wool pant suit with the gold-lame pinstriping.....NO ONE!
PEEEE ESSS ELLLLLLLLLL!!! OMG!!! HI!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Dee,
and "Bitch Got Sued"...and CHERYL BURKE in Kanye-ese (or JIMish, if you prefer) WTH is all-caps JIM? and TEH HAVEN??? *swooooon*
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
hey everyone!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:03am.
Slutty,
But...but...but...I named it Mr. Bale!!!!
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Appropriate, since you will need a long dark night to finish one round with that orange space shuttle.
Viggoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I can has?? (just a leedle??)
You can has Vampire Bill alllllll to urseff...I'll even throw in teh Legolas....share, beesh!!! ;)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 12:03am.
I know! I'm loving the new categories. One of my favs. is "Eyebrow Situation." I hope there are plenty of stories next year to fill that category.
Slutty - hahahaha old biddie! Maybe she can borrow some of your "new" clothes.
On Topic: Basements rule!