Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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Yes, Bale is Hwat..everyone should drool over the Bale hwatness!!!! *runs off with ev1's viggo collection.*
Does not appreciate the Dlu and Sleety connotations.
Slutty,
But...but...but...I named it Mr. Bale!!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
OK, noticing some new categories..."Your vagina is large" is no great surprise, when di Sketti Cat get his own category? Does this mean he still has a shot against Abandoned Couch???
and on T: please shoot me in the face, 'cause Solange actually looks good here...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:57pm.
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lol, yes I heard some old biddie was complaining about the dogs howling.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:56pm.
*communes LCT's tittay's*
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Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
You know, sometimes I am so very grateful to be a part of your lives when I get my tittays communed.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:54pm.
@ Nutty & Slitts: I'm partial to the triple-ripple sword thingy front & center myownself...
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Escalando! *FedExing you some of Nitty's Crisco, WD40, and Tylenol 3 w/codine*
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:52pm.
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So that's why Yellowstone has been experiencing tremors the past few days.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:51pm.
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Funny, Nitts told me to get her a case of WD40.
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It all comes out (or should I say *in*) at the end. Dv8..Okay, I'll force Nit Jr. to do the Depp video. Just get up offa' my mayhun!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:51pm.
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Funny, Nitts told me to get her a case of WD40.
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That's cuz' the squeaking noises wakes up the neighborhood dogs.
*communes LCT's tittay's*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
...but I never said that, 'cause I'm SHY
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:51pm.
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Funny, Nitts told me to get her a case of WD40.
@ Nutty & Slitts: I'm partial to the triple-ripple sword thingy front & center myownself...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Love Andy!!:
HIYA!! rumours of my demise (or that of my few remaining brain cells) have been greatly exaggerated. At least, until the Clockwork-Orange/make dv8 stop drooling over Viggo campaign sets in...at least I'll always have the DEPP (to share with millyuns of other wimmens!)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:47pm.
Clarisse!!! I saw you swipe the orange toy from the CT thread, put it down before you hurt yourself. That is to be handled only by professionals such as NitWitty.
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LMAO! Like I don't know everything DL today thanks to you, Slutty?! Dv8 was in my same class, come to think of it!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:50pm.
All tittays should be COMMUNTITTAYS!
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Here, commune my tittays. Wait, did that make things awkward?
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:47pm.
So that's why Nitty asked for all that Crisco for Christmas.
LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:47pm
All tittays should be COMMUNTITTAYS!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Clarisse!! ANything you need to borrow from the CT pic?? Heehee!!
ANd NITTS:: as long as it doesn't take effect until 2009, 's'all guuuuuud...I will be eating Danish tomorrer...Joe will be making snide "horse" comments (at least he doesn't make up Legolas/Aragorn fanfic dialogue...*sigh*)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:44pm.
Well FUCK ME! ALL of this Bale love is making me feel a bit, um, wait...I'll be right back....
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Clarisse!!! I saw you swipe the orange toy from the CT thread, put it down before you hurt yourself. That is to be handled only by professionals such as NitWitty.
Love Anderson,
I'm STILL laughing over COMUNTITTAY BANGALOWS. Nicely done.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:44pm.
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LMAO...I think you need to bottle a "Bale" pill. It just might rival Red Bull! hahhaha
OMG, dv8, ur here ya' HWORE!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:44pm.
Well FUCK ME! ALL of this Bale love is making me feel a bit, um, wait...I'll be right back....
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Clarisse is totally going to masturbate.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Dee & Dv8: *Is busy doing surveillance and refuses to acknowledge any Viggo teasing*
Well FUCK ME! ALL of this Bale love is making me feel a bit, um, wait...I'll be right back....
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Nite dot!! Behave yourself with teh Bale!! (NO, DON'T!!) hehe!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Oooooo, Viggo is extra dirty hwat in The Prophecy! Wha? No Nitty don't hit me......nooooooo!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:38pm.
Me too (wiff my tongue, hands, soon-to-be deadened nether regions...toes....nose...gotta stop naow!)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
G'night all. Keep it real.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:37pm.
Even "The PROPHECY???" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:34pm.
LCT, ya HWAT Canuck, why is teh Bale all schwetty in ur avie?? Since I'm being denied access to my Viggo... *waaaaaaaaaaaah!!* you may have to share... *ducks*
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Because he just took off his Batman suit. Or got back from a jog in the summer. Or did sexy times. Either way, I'd touch him.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:29pm.
Nittay, that's just crewel...*weeps* did I ever tell ya Joe grew a beard and now bears a striking resemblance? Wait...forget I said that!!
Oh and my address is NOT:
Ophelia Cox
2469 Yordix Rd.,
Shaftesbury, CAN
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No wonder you said you never got my Christmas card! S'okay tho, the kid will have them in every DVD soon..and once inserted into the player, anyone diddling themselves to his movies will have nerve damage to their nether regions..
Happy new year DAE
LCT, ya HWAT Canuck, why is teh Bale all schwetty in ur avie?? Since I'm being denied access to my Viggo... *waaaaaaaaaaaah!!* you may have to share... *ducks*
Aand just FYI ev1, trolls cannot bear sunlight, the trick is draggin them outta their 'rents basement...
on T: what? I said "basement"
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Christian Bale has one of the few speech impediments that I'd consider sexay.
The greek word "orgy" originally just meant "A secret ritual".
Basement baby is purdy.
Nittay, that's just crewel...*weeps* did I ever tell ya Joe grew a beard and now bears a striking resemblance? Wait...forget I said that!!
Oh and my address is NOT:
Ophelia Cox
2469 Yordix Rd.,
Shaftesbury, CAN
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:22pm.
I think Basement Baby is Dlisting in the last thumbnail pic.
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She's trying to figure out how to contact John Walsh!
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:16pm.
Sockita Monquita!! Nice new weave...tell me it's NOT borrowed from BUTTney
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Nope! I stole it off a mannequin at Forever 21. LOL!
BUTTney's had cooties.
ON T: You know Mama Knowles made 'em compete against each other..Beyonce always won.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
OMFG, that Bale, Christian Bale video has directly affected my thoughtmeats!! *THUD*
He IS British...*kicks Daniel Putin-Craig's arse to the curb*
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:22pm.
OM NOM NOM Bale...was there ever a nude mugshot...?
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Sweet Jebus, where IS his mugshot??!!
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Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:18pm.
Hi Nitts...where's my vid?? S'OK...tomorry night is LOTR fest!!
Hail the victorious dead!
:)
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Suffice it to say, the kid is working on a chip to make sure no girl's *touch* themselves while watching Viggo in LOTR. Enjoy your last year oggling my man, Mama!
DAE, back at you, presh!
DV8, it's back to just a few fantards posting...the trolls were just getting outright mean and ugly. I won't regale you of it...not worth any of our happiness being spent soured up with that b.s.
OM NOM NOM Bale...was there ever a nude mugshot...?
what? there SHOULD've been...
and bonsoir, Sheeps!! (wee wee, teh chili, she is OFF the menu for a few days...)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
I think Basement Baby is Dlisting in the last thumbnail pic.
c'mon, solange... let them titties come out to breathe!
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:15pm.
WOOOHOO!!! Spanking New Year's to all!! Or New Year's spankings...I'm a giver *eeebil grin*
Happy New Year to you too and all you funny dlisted type people!
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XX!!! How you, darlin'? I missed you too!! (I missed all...Ok most... of you more than I miss my sanity, but that has been gone so long I barely remember it...[that means I remember it when I am BARE])
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:18pm.
Carrottop!
Let me tell you what...I would rather date a guy who got arrested a few times than an officer of the law. I had a....oh...never mind...another time..
Can you post the Bale 007 link again? (extra motorboat for you!)
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Well hell, if the option is a tight-assed cop or Christian willing to slap you around a bit during some sexy times; hmmmm, tough choice. Kidding. Christian smack, please.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=7xzlabK-C7Q
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Own it like a strap-on.
Dv8 you're not skeered a nuttin! You put the skeered in Johnny Depp's skewer skeered straight!