Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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Carrottop!
Let me tell you what...I would rather date a guy who got arrested a few times than an officer of the law. I had a....oh...never mind...another time...
dv8trix!!
I have never gotten to 'talk' to you!! SWEET!
Carrottop!! Can you post the Bale 007 link again? (extra motorboat for you!)
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
and Happy Nude Year to DAE!!! It's tomorrow there already...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Dv8
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
I've fucking missed you beeesh
Hi Nitts...where's my vid?? S'OK...tomorry night is LOTR fest!!
Hail the victorious dead!
:)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Happy New Year DAE! ♥♥
Sockita Monquita!! Nice new weave...tell me it's NOT borrowed from BUTTney
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:15pm.
ON T: How much talent does this bitch have? None, right?
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Her name is Knowles, right?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:13pm.
HAPPY NEW YEAR DLISTED!!
SEE Y'ALL IN 2009!
DON'T GET TOO SMASHED!
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Well, I don't wish I don't get too smashed, I do however wish that my party doesn't get busted and everyone lives to tell the tale...But hope you have a fabulous new year..and all the blessings you dream, come your way, DAE!! *Smooch*
WOOOHOO!!! Spanking New Year's to all!! Or New Year's spankings...I'm a giver *eeebil grin*
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:10pm.
Aw fuck where's my manners? HIGH you HWAT HWORES!
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*flying leap off hamper* dv8trix!!!!
*landing in your arms* *big smooches* It's great to see you!!!
ON T: How much talent does this bitch have? None, right?
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
. (dot): it's been too fucking skerry for me lately, and that's sayin' a LOT
all ya beeshes with BatBale avies, keep posting...I'm dwoowing...
oh yeah, and on T: ah, fuggit
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:10pm.
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HOLY MOTHER OF EVERYTHING SACRED AND HOSED! I've died and gone to Dv8 Heaven. I claim first tongue lashing!!! DV8!!!
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:12pm.
but..but..it's a New Year's clown!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:10pm.
Hey, D!! Has the whirlwind died down?
HAPPY NEW YEAR DLISTED!!
SEE Y'ALL IN 2009!
DON'T GET TOO SMASHED!
XOXOXOXOXO
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
TV!!! still wiff the fackin clown...just when my nitemarez had ended...
Me ruv yoo long tiem!!! :D
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:03pm.
Bwahahahaha! Yes, DListers do enjoy a good agoging, a nice hard long agoging.
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Well, when AC/DC sung, "You Agoged Me All Night Long," they weren't exactly whistlin' Dixie. Of course, I used to could hum a few bars, but they kicked me out of those a few years back. *side note* Yes, she realizes none of this makes sense. Just take another swig, puff or swallow a pill and go along.
I totally underestimated how entertaining reading old comment sections on posts is on the D. Holy shiza.
Clarisse, I'm reading the one about when your boyfriend got arrested. We're talking about bat-merkins.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Dee...
send Johnny Depp (heh posted DEEP at 1st...Freudian slip much?)
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
Submitted by dv8trix on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:08pm.
*hugs*
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:02pm.
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Nite. Nite. Tigerlilly! *waving* *flipping hair over shoulder*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Aw fuck where's my manners? HIGH you HWAT HWORES!
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
((dv8))
You think it was bad YESTERDAY?
OMG...girl!
dv8 ♥♥ Me miss you long times. Did I offend your delicate sensibilities? I'm sorry. What can I do to make it up to you?
xxzyx,
My poor sister made the mistake of taking her vaca while her kids and hubby were off. She keeps calling asking if I want to go shopping...trade my car in...grocery store...anything?????
Deb,
What in the world are we doing wrong? Morals...oh yeah...our bad. Good taste...yup..own that one too...
*recalculates life path*
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Totally
DAMNITALL I missed the Tiger *sob*
And I'll have all of yall bitchez know my eyes are sensitive...like me (shy too!)
No srsly, every time I visited yesterday theere was some skeery skank or 'nutter on the main page...eyes still bleedin'...
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If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each other. ~Abe Sapien
edit cuz I fo'got Tiger's intro..
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:03pm.
Like taking care of an extra kid huh? lol
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 11:02pm.
NITE NITE WHORES I love you almost more than Mama Knowles loves her basement baby...What? You were expecting Beyonce love? Pssht...in your DListed dreams, whores!
Oh, stop your belly-aching! I made you sll these amazingly hot outfits out of my recycling bin, a dead chicken, construction paper, a broken mirror and felt...You whores will KILL IT on the red carpet...Yeah, never question my DListed love again....NEVER!
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Sleep well, Tiger. Now, can someone tell me exactly *why* this red carpet squishes when we step on it? Happy New Year and nothing but the best to you and all Dlister's in the coming year.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:57pm.
Bwahahahaha! Yes, DListers do enjoy a good agoging, a nice hard long agoging.
Bye Tiger!
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Own it like a strap-on.
DeeDee
Mr.Xx has been off for over a week and it feels like I can't get rid of him
*hands tigerlilly some A1*
NITE NITE WHORES I love you almost more than Mama Knowles loves her basement baby...What? You were expecting Beyonce love? Pssht...in your DListed dreams, whores!
Oh, stop your belly-aching! I made you sll these amazingly hot outfits out of my recycling bin, a dead chicken, construction paper, a broken mirror and felt...You whores will KILL IT on the red carpet...Yeah, never question my DListed love again....NEVER!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
bouncey must be too busy being every woman that she didn't notice she left the baby gate open for solange to slip out...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:50pm.
Yes, yes it is! Well that and a few other skills that are too escalando to talk about. I know how sensitive Dlister eyes are. :P
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Yes, I noticed how sensitive they are when I witnessed the abject horror of the caption this photo today featuring you Slutty and PSL! I was, shall we say, agog?!
xxyxz! ♥♥ Where ya been? Did you have a good Christmas?
LMAO!! I need to get rid of my kids for a few days
Dee Dee <3
XXyxz and Tiger! Thanks for asking Xxy! I've lived more in the past few days without the kids around. Isn't Tigerlilly just the greatest? She watched my kids at the last minute when no one else would! She was even kind enough to keep them a few days longer. Tiger, I'm sure you're right, the weather has been awful lately. Just let me know how much the bus fare was and I'll add it to your check. BTW, hope that Omaha Steak Assortment that I sent with them was enough to keep you all fat and happy.
again, where is her kid? He is NEVER anywhere with her.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:37pm.
Dee, isn't that how you got that Deelux apartment in the sky?
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Yes, yes it is! Well that and a few other skills that are too escalando to talk about. I know how sensitive Dlister eyes are. :P
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:44pm.
The HUMANITY!!!!!! I have GOT to talk the hub into a tropical getaway. That's it!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:41pm.
Hehe. Wif sharp pointy teefs!
Nah, I got the poison frog too but only one person should wear that. *sniffs*
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Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 -
AHAHAHAHAHA! I had nothing to do with basement baby! That's what MK calls Solange cuz Mama Knowles whores out Beyonce so much and Solange...Meh,....
I don't have any basement babies...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...No really...*ahem*...I've got some tiger stuff I've gotta store...in the basement...ignore those odd sounds you may hear that may sound like screams...it's uh...basement creaks....Yeah...
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That reminds me Tiger! Thanks for babysitting for me on Christmas night. You can send my youngin's back home now. I love how you came through for me at the last minute!
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Uh, yeah....about those youngins...*BEEEEELLLLCCCHHH*...Uh, yeah...Little youngin' heart burn there...er, I mean, onion heart burn...*hic*....
Yeah, I put those lil' tasty...uh, adorable darlings on a bus yesterday....I'm sure it's all just weather delays *hiding lil' bloody snow boots behind tiger back*...Yeah, weather delays....Well gotta go now....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is much better looking than Beyonce - by far... She has a great body with great legs. Beyonce has that huge ass, hips and thighs - just does not look good and she is bottom heavy. I do not find that attractive at all... And no matter how much weight she loses, she still has the big ass and thighs! LOL! And she is extraordinarily boring!!
NittWitty
*sloppy French_kiss*
How've you been sexy?
DEB!
SHITE!!! I missed that!!! Basement baby on the beach!!! What the fu..the godd...ck...for fu...grrrrr!
She was not even born with talent, beauty or a princess!?!?!!?
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:38pm.
LOLOL that's a large mouth frog!
I still have her froggie if you want it.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:33pm.
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Sexy XXy! Happy early New Year, Lady! *MuaH w/tongue* Sorry, had to get that out before the new year. Won't be around for that later. Gotta' house fulla' hwores coming over tomorrow night.