Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:33pm.
Hehe. OK this one's for speakit. Cos I miss her. Wait for it.
And James Haven. I miss James Haven. I saw he was here yesterday and I'm pissed!!
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:34pm.
I knew I had some kinda mad skillz. Can I make a good living sucking and Googling?
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Dee, isn't that how you got that Deelux apartment in the sky?
CLARISSE! Now Solange is hanging at the beach?!!!!
We've got to DO something!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:31pm.
I knew I had some kinda mad skillz. Can I make a good living sucking and Googling?
@2cents - NOICE! It's different, it's unewesual!!
Tiger Spears! hahahhaha one of these days we're agonna get it!
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
I agree basement baby looks HWAT
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 -
AHAHAHAHAHA! I had nothing to do with basement baby! That's what MK calls Solange cuz Mama Knowles whores out Beyonce so much and Solange...Meh,....
I don't have any basement babies...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...No really...*ahem*...I've got some tiger stuff I've gotta store...in the basement...ignore those odd sounds you may hear that may sound like screams...it's uh...basement creaks....Yeah...
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That reminds me Tiger! Thanks for babysitting for me on Christmas night. You can send my youngin's back home now. I love how you came through for me at the last minute!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:19pm.
ah well back to the big old pussy - she just never gets old.
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Bugger! I thought you got changed! Gah, I'll change back to the britard :)
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Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:23pm.
@ Nitty
I've never heard this song. Damn, I'm 0/2 tonight. I suck
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DeeDee, it's okay. Not to harsh your mellow, but we keep you around for your sucking skillz...well, that and because you're a hwat slut with a mad grasp of the google.
She looks really pretty!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:24pm.
I keep my basement baby next to my sock donkey.
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Sock donkey? Kinkayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:38pm.
That girl has a beautiful colour skin.
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See, methinks Solange is just as purty as Beyawnce (maybe even purtier)...Why won't they give this whore somethin' purty to wear? Hmmmmm?
CINDERELLA!
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Nice! I think she does have a cinderella complex!
She purdy, but I'm not buying the tryhard badass look she's tryna pull off. I mean seriously. Destuctive Tendancies? Pttt.
BTW, does Tigerflower ever wear zebraprint?
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I keep my basement baby next to my sock donkey.
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Own it like a strap-on.
Thank you for the heads up, TigerLils... I had no idea. Mk-isms crack me up!
@ Nitty
I've never heard this song. Damn, I'm 0/2 tonight. I suck.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:19pm.
Haha! I saw that! Tranny Gollum can't be Shitney - she's too refined for that shit - here I'll show you...
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too small I can't make it out. did you get the you know what that i sent?
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I know, right? It looks like shit:(
Not yet! But I'm a waitin' =)!
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Submitted by . on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:09pm.
I must have missed a HUGE chunk of dlisted when the whole 'basement baby' thing came about because I have absofuckinlutely NO idea what this is all about? I thought it was something TigerLily had made up! That's what I get for taking two months off from dlisted. Complete cluelessness.
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I had nothing to do with basement baby! That's what MK calls Solange cuz Mama Knowles whores out Beyonce so much and Solange...Meh,....
I don't have any basement babies...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...No really...*ahem*...I've got some tiger stuff I've gotta store...in the basement...ignore those odd sounds you may hear that may sound like screams...it's uh...basement creaks....Yeah...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:16pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:05pm.
@NItWitty:
Wow. Doesn't everyone know that song? That's what I thought.
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Sorry, to disappoint, Angel. But I've told that joke at least a hundred different times and unless they were foreigners who got our movies much later than our parents did..
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Ha! Go figure. I'm getting old! LOL!
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Haha! I saw that! Tranny Gollum can't be Shitney - she's too refined for that shit - here I'll show you...
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too small I can't make it out. did you get the you know what that i sent?
ah well back to the big old pussy - she just never gets old.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 10:05pm.
@NItWitty:
Wow. Doesn't everyone know that song? That's what I thought.
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Sorry, to disappoint, Angel. But I've told that joke at least a hundred different times and unless they were foreigners who got our movies much later than our parents did...Americans under 30, unless they had parents into black and white movies or were interested in John Wayne never heard the song.
Edit to note: Not where the song came from..just from where most American's know it from.
Don't know if it's been said, but I am too tired to care...
Where is this bitch's child?
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
I must have missed a HUGE chunk of dlisted when the whole 'basement baby' thing came about because I have absofuckinlutely NO idea what this is all about? I thought it was something TigerLily had made up! That's what I get for taking two months off from dlisted. Complete cluelessness.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:10pm.
I don't get the Grim Reaper thing tho...it's totally not her...
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psst we're doing pink hair tonight.
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Haha! I saw that! Tranny Gollum can't be Shitney - she's too refined for that shit - here I'll show you...
*whispers* don't tell Tigerlils I think I look good even tho I'm poor:)*/whispers*
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@NItWitty:
Wow. Doesn't everyone know that song? That's what I thought.
ONT: DAE!!!!!!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:56pm.
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Hahahaha...I thought I was the only one around here to know that ol' song!!!! I have a very looooong joke about that song. Military guys find a huge dead creature..Have to find a place big enough to bury it, carrying it on a dump truck....Punch line: It's a long way to Tip a Rairy. Lame, but thanks for the memories...hahahah
Man. It must be messed up that big sis has all the looks and talent. How does she get through life? Maybe she asks Asslee for advice and Jamie Lyn, or is it the other way around
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Other than her pink teefs, (we all know Beyondgay only lets her drink cherry kool-aid), she's much hwater than her big headed, loud moufed sis.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:56pm.
ROTFLMAO! *tears rolling down face* *snort-laugh*
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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A Long Way From The Basement
It's a long way from the Basement,
It's a long way to flee.
It's a long way from the Basement,
To the sweetest tranny I know!
Goodbye Piccadilly,
Farewell Leicester Square!
It's a long, long way from the Basement,
based on It's a Long Way to Tipperary
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=e0MhXTuPbhM
~♥~I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?
I love you, I love you
Whats wrong with saying it the easy way?~♥~
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:38pm.
That girl has a beautiful colour skin.
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See, methinks Solange is just as purty as Beyawnce (maybe even purtier)...Why won't they give this whore somethin' purty to wear? Hmmmmm?
CINDERELLA!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She's pretty, but I don't understand wearing a bathing suit with a large Skeletor t-shirt over it. That's what us chunkies do. If I had a Solange body, you'd have to pay me to keep my clothes on.
At least her tee-dress is accurate.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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That girl has a beautiful colour skin.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Damn, you ho's is SEEEEXXXYYYYY.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I decided I think it's called.
I downloaded one song by Solange. The one that sounds like I'm Every woman . When MK put that on his site, I couldn't get it out of my head till I downloaded it.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:10pm.
I don't get the Grim Reaper thing tho...it's totally not her...
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psst we're doing pink hair tonight.
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I know this much is true, I wanna do bad things with you.
Totally forgot she had a kid.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:57pm.
@Tigerlilly:
Oopsie! I misunderstood. I'm stoopit today.
Well. I actually thought it looked nice.
I wonder, if we saw each other on the street would we scowl at one another? Well - I never scowl...I would smile...but would I be askeered?;p
I would make you love me - I know I could:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
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We'd give eachother the SIDE-EYE!
No, I a po' ho, so I ain't gonna be lookin' like all that, I'm not gonna front, BUT:
If I were a rich ho,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy ho.
So, in hoclusion, I will quote Joan Rivers (back when that whore was funny in the '80's)...
"If you're rich, you should look good. If you're poor and you don't look good, it's not your fault...like you, not your fault..."
It ain't my fault I look a mess, but it's this whore's fault she do look a mess...or it's EVIL MAMA KNOWLES...Meh, either way, it's not my fault I look a mess...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Well, I think Beyonce is kinda a fame whore. And I know this girl is only famous at all because of her, but, you notice she stays out of the public mostly. And that's one reason for sure that I like her better. I know she is way way way less popular. But she could whore herself out like the rest if she wanted and become more popular. Beyonce is just getting tired, and I also feel bad for Solange. I can tell the parents treat her like the untalented one, etc. Beyonce is also accused of stealing songs all the time, i'm just sick of her. I'm sure there's other reasons, I just can't think of all of them lol.
where the hell is her kid!!!! We got a case of the basement baby
Submitted by Rosemary on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 9:10pm.
I like this chick so much better than her sister. I'm not sure why, but I do.
Because Beyonce a void. Looking into her eyes - nothing.
Interesting garment. I believe my husband has an old car towel that resembles that getup.
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
I like this chick so much better than her sister. I'm not sure why, but I do.
I don't get the Grim Reaper thing tho...it's totally not her...
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You just go on about your business:)
Now, Michael, it was funny for awhile but you have hurt Solange's feelings and I think this "basement baby" stuff should stop!!! It's not nice.
Awww! They let her out for an "airing".
"Come, Watson! There's fuckery afoot!."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:20pm.
Why is this whore not allowed to wear anything even remotely cute? It was funny at first and now it's starting to anger me!
It's Tina Knowles, the evil puppet master.
@Tigerlilly:
Oopsie! I misunderstood. I'm stoopit today.
Well. I actually thought it looked nice.
I wonder, if we saw each other on the street would we scowl at one another? Well - I never scowl...I would smile...but would I be askeered?;p
I would make you love me - I know I could:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:20pm.
Why is this whore not allowed to wear anything even remotely cute? It was funny at first and now it's starting to anger me!
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LOL! Right?
She looks nice but I don't want to say THAT!
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No, Basement Baby is PURTY IMO, BUT this whore is always wearing something HIDEOUS! I mean this piece of warmed over shit from the Marshall's sales rack is an improvement, but fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck!!! How many fugly clothes can one whore own? I mean, eventually you gotta hit it right? Yes? Eventually, you gotta AT LEAST wear something kinda cute. No? When is Basement Baby going to do that? And no, this ain't it. This is just an improvement from wearing moldy Muppet jizz mixed with Bobby Trendy cast offs all held together by a clever use of a glue gun....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...