Tuesday, December 30th 2008
A Long Way From The Basement
Since it's the season of giving, Beyonce probably "accidentally" left the basement door open a crack. Beyonce also sort of, kind of left out a Greyhound bus ticket to Miami on the breakfast nook with a coupon book to McDonald's. Beyonce has such a giving heart.
The most shocking part about all of this is that Basement Baby isn't wearing an outfit made of old Christmas ornaments, broke down car parts or shit found in the Michael's discount bin. She's actually wearing some normal shit. Wait. I shouldn't speak too soon. Her bikini could be made out of duct tape and car seat covers.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:20pm.
Why is this whore not allowed to wear anything even remotely cute? It was funny at first and now it's starting to anger me!
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LOL! Right?
She looks nice but I don't want to say THAT!
I wanted to say she has bitchface which she kinda does but not in most of these pictures (first thumb). She does always look pretty stiff in a look-at-me kinda way too, there's that...wow. That wasn't so bad.
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I don't know or care about this heaux, but that chick in the white bikini has a nice butt....
Why is this whore not allowed to wear anything even remotely cute? It was funny at first and now it's starting to anger me! I don't like this whore, don't get me wrong, but the Cindarella syndrome she's been suffering from is getting old. Get this dumb whore in some snazzy get-up and get her picture took already. Damn it! I need to punch a midget or something! *taking deep breaths*....
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Submitted by dustbunny on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:19pm.
Silly question. Doesn't she have a kid? Must of left him back in the basement.
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No, I think he's a toilet baby.
Silly question. Doesn't she have a kid? Must of left him back in the basement.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
They let Basement Baby escape! Beyawnce will make her pay! The long shirt looks like one of her male cousins' cast offs I wager...at least the bikini looks decent.
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Holy shit, her posing around is positively laughable.
What a dork. Beyonce is worse, but give me a break....
I was thinking more along the lines that she may be out of the basement, but it sure looks like she dug through the pile of dirty laundry on the floor down there and wore it to the beach.
Who's the memaw?
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 8:12pm.
i wonder what its like to "pass" fish heads.
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Imagine what'd it be like giving birth to John Candy. There you are.
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Own it like a strap-on.
I'm waitin' for the "Whatever Happened to Basement Baby" a la Joan Crawford & Bette Davis style movie when these two bitches reach old age.
Beyonce is gonna be serving her the pet canary on a plate!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
i wonder what its like to "pass" fish heads.
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Her t-shirt reveals evidence of some shockingly clear self-awareness.
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She kinda looks normal when she's not trying too hard.
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