The New Year's Eve DUIs Start Early
Charles Barkley and Doug from Trading Spaces did it all wrong. You're supposed to get arrested for DUI after midnight tonight and not earlier! Way to celebrate New Year's a little too soon. Idiots!
So, these two pair of shit brains were both busted for driving while having booze in the blood. Charles was caught early this morning in Arizona. TMZ says he was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving while going through a DUI checkpoint. The po po tested his blood at the checkpoint, busted his ass and then transported him to the jail house. He was released a little while later and nobody came to pick him up, because he took a taxi home. He probably went to the nearest bar.... Well, if you got arrested, wouldn't you need a drink afterwards? I would think so.
Then there's Doug Wilson from Trading Spaces. He was always my least favorite designer. The prick. Let's face it, his art is fugly. Hildy wouldn't pull this shit! Doug was popped early yesterday morning in Decatur, Illinois after he didn't slow down to a police car with its siren on. The cop pulled him over and killed the party. Doug must have also brought the party with him, because in addition to being arrested for aggravated DUI, he was also busted for illegal transportation of alcohol and driving on a suspended license. He was later released on $1,000 bond.
I'm a little surprised that Doug was busted for driving drunk and not sucking dick drunk in a public place. I bet Doug and Vern always licked each other's ass lips in the Trading Spaces wood shop van while Ty jacked to them.
You know, since I've been in California these past few days, I realized the main reason I live in NYC: CABS! CABS! CABS! You cannot booze to your heart's content here unless you rely on some other bitch driving you home. It's sad when you have to deny the alcohol at bars, because you know you don't want to be driving drunk. Saying no to the booze really hurts me where it counts. In NYC, you just have to worry about telling the cabbies where you live while you're wasted. That's why you should always carry your address around with you to give to cab drivers. Oh and you also have to worry about barfing in the back of their car. I've done that a couple of times and for some strange reason, they don't like it. Go figure.
Anydrunks, Happy New Year to Charles and Doug! Hopefully, they will spend their night getting tanked in the privacy of their own bathroom. And all of you should stay away from DUI checkpoints tonight. I hate those things! I get scared passing through them when I'm sober! I see a DUI checkpoint and I suddenly feel drunk and guilty even when I'm not. It's like church all over again. It sucks.
& to think Barkley wanted to be mayor or governator
I hate Doug,he is my least favorite designer too...he seems like an ass
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
What the hell is a DUI checkpoint? What are we living in communist Russia? That's some bull right there.
Submitted by Austinite on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:46am.
LOL. As someone from Illinois (Chicago), that's what I was thinking: what the hell was he doing in Decatur? But I think he's from there originally.
....and what the hell is cliche about obama???
Uh...like every sentence he has spoken in the last 10 years.
Bullshit.. I live in NoHo and we're cabbing it to Downtown L.A tonight. There are plenty of cabs, it's just mad expensive. So, you have to get a bunch of bitches to chip in.. that's how we do.
Double post fix. Uhmmmmm. *tap dances*
Tris, I ain't too shabby for an old brawd. I guess. Thanks for "skank" props! Maybe 2009 be lookin' up after all? lol. :D
Hey bitches HAPPY NEW YEAR. It's 01.01.09 in Australia already. Apparently Paris Hilton didn't drink any booze at all in Sydney last night. Antivirals and antibiotics... Bitch is reported to have been paid $600K for showing up. Aaaargh.
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Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:03pm.
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Yes, it is, Hookah! HAPPY New Year darlin'!
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Is that you in your avvie?
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OMG, Tracy Lynn, you need a hug!
(((((((((((Tracy Lynn :)))))))))))
You turned out so fabulous despite all the crap you've been through.
xoxoxo for you
I'm with you . (sexy blonde chick in the pink belly shirt.... you need a name, sorry)
My cousin died drunk driving at age 23. Her five year old was in the wreck too, but survived. The little girl had to walk to a stranger's house in the middle of the night to get help.
Then my dad almost killed himself, I can't tell you how many times. Once, he was even declared dead at the scene. He was laying there on the hood of his car, covered in a tarp to keep the passersby from gawking. The people were cleaning up debris when they noticed the dead guy was moaning.
One time, I was the fourth car hit by an underage drunk driver. He hit me so hard, it totalled my car. My two passengers were injured, but my baby and I, who were wearing proper restraints were unharmed. Everyone else in the other cars were severely injured, including the drunk's girlfriend, who broke both her hips.
That 17 year old drunk was not even charged with drunk driving. I don't know what happened in all that mess. He must have known somebody in high places because he totalled 5 cars and injured about 11 people while drunk driving and not a single charge was brought against him.
IMO, there's no excuse for driving drunk. It's way too easy to hitch a ride with a sober person, catch a cab, or sleep it off at a friend's house. No excuse.
That's why I love the great state of Texas...there's no such thing as a DUI checkpoint. We ruled it unconstitutional!
Considering my daughter and I and a few other drivers almost got KILLED by a fucking drunk driver I have no sympathy for you fuckers that drink and drive. NONE. NADA. ZILCH! I had such bad whiplash that my neck didn't heal for weeks and when I took that stupid neck-brace shit off I started working out hard to regain my strength and I refused to feel sorry for myself even though the asshole fucker drunk driver had "borrowed" his friends truck and was driving without a valid license. Thank gawd my hubby had insurance on us to cover for uninsured drivers (sadly, there are a LOT of them out there). We (my sister and daughter and I) walked away from a CRUMPLED car that was crumpled into 4 other cars in front of us.
So fuck you slimebag uninsured drunks who drive. FUCK YOU TO HELL.
Ugh.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:34pm.
and what the hell is cliche about obama???
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 2:34pm.
the racial profiling is totally out of control and needs to be stopped.
but why on earth should oj and vick be pardonned????
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all that white powder they found in Barkley's vehicle turned out to be donut sugar...so he's ok there.
but this racial profiling of big black men needs to be stopped. i'm hoping president barrack cliche obama pardons barkley and OJ and Vick on Jan. 21.
LOL UKer... As you must have noticed from reading all these comments, the white guy is an interior designer. Looks like your gaydar is in perfect working order. :O)
In other news, the small town I live in has no sober drivers on the road, ever, unless I'm out driving somewhere.
I moved here last year and I've never seen more drunk drivers in my life. By noon, 8 out of 10 drivers on the road are already drunk. By five oclock, it's not safe to even "think" about driving around town.
AND, they all will be shooting their guns off tonight while I'll be praying for a supernatural bullet proof shield to wrap around my house.
Also, DH and I both have the stomach flu and upper respiratory infections. Why go out and get drunk on new years when you can just stay home and puke anyway for free?
sfjuju, I know I noticed that muni is FREE tonite! I thought it was free all day, but no.. : ( ! Greedy assholes!
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That is just the price they have to pay for making drunk driving illegal...pukey cab backseats! I recall me or my friends throwing up out the window of a cab...I think it's more acceptable as long as the cabbie doesn't see you, 'cause he might try to kick you out because they don't want you to puke inside the cab.
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drunk driving is so much fun!!! blasting your fave song while being loaded is great. Im sorry it just is. And with that said drunk driving should be legal between 1-3am. That way only drunks would hit drunks and as we all know everyone would survive, cause they're drunk
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i have no love people who drink and drive...i also have no love for charles barkley...and he should know they would bust his black ass in scottsdale for swerving...don't know the other dude but he sux for drinking and driving too...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
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I too always get nervous if the police stops me when they´re doing random checks, even though I have nothing to hide. The same when I´m going through the security at airports, I´m always overthinking it, should I look the guards in the face or not, what can I do to make myself look completely innocent...? I would so suck at drug smuggling.
The decorating is so ugly looking on Trading Spaces.
austinite wondered what doug was doing in decatur...
Rubber Chicken Shots?
Who knew Doug was so hardcore?
What the hell was Dough doing in Decatur?
anyone in NYC that needs a car home tonight let me know, my bf is driving for a car service tonight and will be glad to take you home for a small (not THAT small) fee. Seriously, let me know! You shouldn't be stumbling home drunk in the freezing cold!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
true that. It's expensive to take a cab especially when youre really drunk they like to take the long way because you dont know whats up or down
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:40am.
Snowy is clearly a bad influence on Doug. Time for an intervention
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:11am
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Thank god! I cried along with those two little gays.
I have always thought Trading Spaces designs were cheap and shoddy looking.
So true about the lack of cabs here in Cali....last year we had to wait 3 hours on New Years Eve to catch a cab home. Didn't get home till almost 4 in the morning!! My husband who is 6'5" was basically unconscious and me and this little guy were trying to get him down these steep steps into this stupid scion cab. Good times...good times.
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OMG MK EFFFFFFFF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder you never made my boo Dougie Hot Slutt when I asked you. you hate his ass and now I hate YOU! ;P
and I love Sir Charles too, what a day this is turning out to be.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
great-- another set of effing morons.
i wonder how much barkley was drinking...he is a huge guy.
the designer i don't care about. i hate that fucking show.
it was genieve who covered a wall in moss. but at least it was only one wall ... hildie covered a whole room worth of walls in hay!
doug has done some fugly stuff though. the aforementioned train car room because the senior citizen husband liked model trains. he also put dried beans all over a counter as decoration... easily remedied but stupid. if he runs low on budget he goes completely insane (the beans).
this guy I went to college with yelled at his brothers (fraternity) that he could drive! give him his keeeeys. he wound up sleeping in the car behind the house. he couldn't get the car started. they didn't give him the keys to HIS car. he was too drunk to figure that shit out.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:14am.
And then they put the room right back the way it was. It just pissed me off because they were so vocal in the fact that they wanted COLOR *uses jazz hands* and he just piggy backed on the other decorator and ignored their wishes.
Really, I would never go onto trading spaces. Their stuff is UGLY!!!
Is it wrong of me to think Doug is cute? He reminds me a little of JLH hubby in Ghost Whisperer.
Happy New Year, Michael K!
I love your website and you are truly an original.
Your wit, your pizzazz, your sarcasm, your insight is incredible.
Have a safe and wonderful time tonight!
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL DLISTED SYCOPHANTS!
Hildy Santo-Thomas is my least favorite designer on the show. In one episode that stupid bitch painted a perfectly good couch hot pink using fucking latex paint! WTF? Fortunately the family who was involved left the couch outside uncovered in a rainstorm. She was forced to by a new couch.
Morning Hookers!
I saw this story about Sir Charles on our local news this morning. So glad that he got out and did not have to hang out in Sherriff Joe's tent city with DMX.
Morning hos!
Whatever you do, don't get pulled over for a DUI in Illinois. FIRST offense will get you one of those devices that you have to breathe into in order to start your vehicle. And you have to pay to have it installed.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 11:11am
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I remember that episode! This prick trashed a perfectly beautiful room...the two guys were devastated. They broke down in tears. I thought Doug was a complete bastard.
EEG: I KNOW!!! And all snuggly too...
In other news, isn't Doug the one who turned a perfectly fine room owned by two gay men into a horrible horrible white room which made them cry? I felt soooo bad for him! Sad gayelles are sad... crying gays are sadder!
Hope all you whores have a safe and fun NYE!! Gonna drink it up tonight. Muni (public transportation)in SF is free from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m!!
I try really hard not to drink and drive. By that I mean I stay home. When I do go out and happen to have a designated driver with me, it's like a license to drink more than normal. I feel like slurring at the police if we get pulled over.
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I thought Doug was cute but a prick on Trading Spaces. Most of the designers on there had no regard for the homeowner's tastes (admittedly tacky though they may be), and did their own "aht" without a care. Doug did the modernist room for the very cozy country lady who cried and ran off camera. They ripped down what he did and put it back the way it was.
Oh, and DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. Doh!
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Definitely the worst designer on that show.
Can't stand that ugly charles barkley (yup not going to respect him by being grammatically correct with writing his name). Bumbaclat!