Afternoon Crumbs

How is that Kwanzaa cake? Anyone?
Because everything comes out of a can?

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Oh God!!! You call that a cake??

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Stephanie Seymore was one of the best Victoria's Secret models. She looked womanly, seductive, and did not have that college girl look that I dislike. With the exception of Adrianna Lima I do not care about new models. Catalog looks like it is printed for early 20ies young (read: college) women. I think they should focus on women in mid 20ies to 30ies and move Pink line as far away as possible from the original store."

I don't know about young/early 20s. Perhaps I'm biased 'cause I'm one of those early 20s people, but I prefer Frederick's? Everyone I've ever seen wearing Pink was in high school or just out of it (no more than a year)....or wanna-be MILFs trying to be their 14 year old daughter's twin.

Pink needs to go. I whole-heartedly agree.

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Oh, Sad Sandy! She is the cocktail queen of the Food Network. She got her job by marrying the CEO of KB Homes, Bruce Karatz who is about 27 years older than her. They were a "power couple" in LA. He divorced her and she moved to New York and Andrew Cuomo. Her boobs are so fake! She does EVERYTHING with angel food cake. I loved the show she did on the beach. That was a downright FUGLY cake she made for one of her nephews. It was angel food with blue food coloring. I gagged just watching her do it.

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:56pm.
"put some maserated berries in the cake hole."

Have mercy. And I thought I was a sick bastid.

BTW why's a white woman making a Kwanzaa cake?

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Because you'll have a hard time finding a black person who actually celebrates it.

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Stephanie Seymore was one of the best Victoria's Secret models. She looked womanly, seductive, and did not have that college girl look that I dislike. With the exception of Adrianna Lima I do not care about new models. Catalog looks like it is printed for early 20ies young (read: college) women. I think they should focus on women in mid 20ies to 30ies and move Pink line as far away as possible from the original store.

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eeewww yeah it looks all kinds of plugged-butt GROSS, but could be delicious hangover food

That Kwanza cake would make anyone gag.
Although it's probably better than my feeble cooking attempts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6vJYyYrRps

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Kwanzaa? Wasn't that totally made up in about 1960? We don't have it here but I daresay we will soon- like trick or treating. I'm all for new holidays so fine my me. I just cringe when daft bitches like the Brange act all reverent about it as if it had been around since the dawn of time.
Speaking of which, of course she'll but more kids. She's got 'IVF 4 Anos' on speed dial.
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Submitted by paulapoo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:34pm.
That bitch is skinny because she makes nasty ass cakes.

I read Paula Deen's autobiography and she said on some of the shows the cooks have 'spit' buckets, and after they try the food they spit it out so they don't gain weight. Paula is too nice to name names, but I bet Sandra is one of them. Paula also said not to worry, she would never waste good food by spitting it out.

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:35pm.

Marshmallows are made with gelatin which can have pork products in it.
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aaaaah gotcha, thanks. my mind was going in another direction - bacon.

So observant jews can't eat rice krispie squares? That's harsh.

edit - on second thought it's a small compromise - jewish baking is EXTREME!
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GODDAMNIT!!!! I will not let my Jewish ancestry stop me from feasting on gooey rice krispie squares!!!! Oh wait...you said observant. HAHAHAHA.

By the way, bitches...I'd hit that Kwanzaa cake. I'd even hit with some low fat skim milk just to make sure all that GOOEY frosting got down there in mah belly. bahaha.

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Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by putas on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:08pm.

Agreed. I think I've read Celebitchy get a little mean but Popsugar is so sweet and fluffy it makes me sick. But then again they're sort of like Perez Hilton in that they need clebrities to invite them to press junkets and other stuff so they need to suck up to them and their agents, studios, etc. It's pathetic. Thank God MK's not like that.

"put some maserated berries in the cake hole."

Have mercy. And I thought I was a sick bastid.

BTW why's a white woman making a Kwanzaa cake?

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Regarding Stephanie Seymour: Egotastic was all up in arms about how fabulous she was looking, but is it just me, or does she have plenty of stretch marks and cottage cheese on her hips and butt? Call it schadenfreud (sp?), but I was happy to see that she body ain't what it used to be and mine ain't as bad as I thought!

As for Sandra Lee's cake: dear God! What was that???!! If she HAD to mess with angelfood cake, just frost the damn thing and put some maserated berries in the cake hole. I'm surprised she didn't garnish her cake with ground up stale twinkies and dust bunnies from behind the china cabinet.

Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 8:35pm.
Marshmallows are made with gelatin which can have pork products in it.
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aaaaah gotcha, thanks. my mind was going in another direction - bacon.

So observant jews can't eat rice krispie squares? That's harsh.

edit - on second thought it's a small compromise - jewish baking is EXTREME!

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Actually, people who don't eat pork products (Jews, Muslims, ovo-lacto vegetarians) can easily make rice krispy treats with marshmallow creme/fluff. It turns out exactly the same, and actually, the ready made squares at Trader Joes are made that way.

I've also been to ethnic markets and have found marshmallows that are made from fish gelatin and beef gelatin. Just in case anyone wants to know :)

Sandra Lee is CRAZY. My sister and I watch her just to marvel at the craziness sometimes. I don't know why she doesn't just buy a *pretty* cake from a bakery instead of buying jacked up odds and ends and assembling them. She always does that! It always looks terrible! And, her recipes don't even end up being inexpensive. Eh, the lady can't cook (she has to measure out with shaky hands everything that other chefs can eyeball -- like a tablespoon's worth?). However, she sure can make a drink. Her cocktails, she's like, "Two counts of this, a dash of that!" LOL. She should just do a whole show about drinks!

Marshmallows are made with gelatin which can have pork products in it.
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aaaaah gotcha, thanks. my mind was going in another direction - bacon.

So observant jews can't eat rice krispie squares? That's harsh.

edit - on second thought it's a small compromise - jewish baking is EXTREME!

...Sandra Lee needs to use some of that frosting to cover up those "mom tits" of hers...

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That Angelfood cake looked perfectly delicious before she started messing with it.

Submitted by putas on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:08pm.

Remind me not to click on the stupid fucking Celebitchy links. Could their writers be any more non committal/pussy/ wimpy in their content?
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Have you been over to PopSugar? Their writing makes The Adventures of Dick and Jane look positively academic.

Sandy's a cocktail queen

NOT a M.M.

Is that a geiger counter crackling in the background of the Sandra Lee video? I kept waiting to see exactly what was going to kill me so I figured she might have been cooking with radioactive substances.

It was somewhat disappointing to see it was just a normal cooking video.

Speaking of plastic bitches i jsut saw Mary Steenburgen in
'Step Brothers' that new Apatow movie. Holy shit, I could not stop staring. She is in great shape and has good cheekbones...why did old girl ruin her face? She looked beautiful the way she was. Sad.

Remind me not to click on the stupid fucking Celebitchy links. Could their writers be any more non committal/pussy/ wimpy in their content? It's like they never have sufficient snark, wit or anything interesting to add except a hack cut paste job from some pap smear like JJ.. maybe lack of intelligence or they're just too worried about 'upsetting' someone. You can't run a good gossip site without that, bitches. ugh.

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Shamdra Lee is a food personality and not a chef. Her "cooking" show is a joke. Her recipes contain an overabundance of sugar, fat and grossness. She must blow the owner of food network - only reasonable answer for her to have her own show. Her boyfriend is the Attorney General of New York - Andrew Cuomo.

before i read any other of the "crumbs", i just have to say about sandra lee's kwaanza cake: i cannot believe this bitch is going there...

i thought i was on top of all this black shit, but i guess i was wrong...
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Re: that blind item regarding a "change in family structure" to the Brangelina household and our speculation that it could mean they are marrying, separating or having/buying yet another sprog. Pondering on it last night I couldn't help but come to the conclusion that none of the options made sense - how would a marriage, separation or new addition constitute a "change to the family structure"? That's when I hit on it - the answer was staring us in the face all along: Angelina intends to marry Maddox and they plan to adopt both Bradley and Jen Aniston who will marry but live under the rule of the wicked witch of the weat and her eastern boy husband. How could a "change in family structure" mean anything less? And what else could keep us talking for the rest of 2009??!!!! Only this, surely.

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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:46pm.
the plastic surgery one that kills me is joan van ark. Why must people insist on trying to look like they did when they were 20? Fashion changes, your face changes ... so WHY stay the same???

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 3:57pm.

I'm in the good 'ol US of A. They used to give her show (on Sundays at 8:30 IN THE MORNING!) but not anymore.

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That bitch is skinny because she makes nasty ass cakes.

Hey, WTF happened to "Morning Wood"? It hasn't been done since December 23rd.

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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

Tits,

I've been reading it all on the blogs that were linked in the buzzfeed post. I also read in the blogs that people were commenting some crazy crap on the food network site.

So... I wanted to see it all for myself. I went to the food network site and found the video, which is the same as the one here. There are no comments.

I also found the episode info where she made a christmas crescent cake, the hanukkah cake, some sugarplum something or others, and she was supposed to have made this cake on the same episode. There are no comments there either.

The recipe for the hanukkah cake is still there, complete with "marshmallows" as one of the ingredients. It doesn't say anything about using kosher (pork free) marshmallows. Marshmallows are made with gelatin which can have pork products in it.

Puh-lease. Angelina will continue to pop out kids so long as it keeps her name in the news and as long as she can find a doctor who will continue to give this malnourished whack job IVF.

To be honest, I have never heard of this "chef". I know of a few folks who celebrate Kwanzaa, and none of them offered this dessert on the menu.

It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.

The deal with the Star of David cake was it had marshmallows on it. Marshmallows get their jiggle from pigs' connective tissue, hooves, bones...

Now I know why nobody has ever dreamed of a White Kwanzaa.

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I never go out on new years eve, soberity checks are an even bigger pain in the ass if you don't drink!

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Sayo, we are staying home too. Too many drunktards on the road...better safe at the homeyfront.

Frankly? I'm partied out. I don't care. lol

(.) the vacation is going good, but I have to return to work on Monday. Ugh! I have no plans to go out tonight, so I will be chillin in the house.

It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.

Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:02pm.

Ugh, I've been reading further into Sandra Lee's food felonies.

She made a Star of David Hanukkah cake that was so full of pork products that the network had to pull the recipe from their website!

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do you have a source for that? I'm dead curious to know how one could bake a cake with pork products.

wha? the loons went on strike at jj? I missed it. What for?

Good lord that cake is a mess! That is the strangest combination for the cake....at least leave out the canned apple pie filling!
And those HUGE candles...WHY?

Fucking bullshit on the trampalina, I had a kid vaginally after an emergency C- section.
and what does this cracker bitch know from kwanza?

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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:02pm.
Ugh, I've been reading further into Sandra Lee's food felonies.

She made a Star of David Hanukkah cake that was so full of pork products that the network had to pull the recipe from their website!
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Are you serious?! What a fool!

It's New Year's so let's pass the bottle and twist the cap.

I think I'll skip Kwanzaa this year. I'll just double up on the beer on St. Patrick's Day to make up for it.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Ugh, I've been reading further into Sandra Lee's food felonies.

She made a Star of David Hanukkah cake that was so full of pork products that the network had to pull the recipe from their website!