Yes, Diddy, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye! Good" to Hollywood and hello to ass bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
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NO WAY! i luv Joaquin so i refuse to believe this hairy mountain man is in fact the only actor in hollywood that makes my heart go pitta patta!
Seeing him like this is painful. So very sad. I hope that he finds the peace he needs to stay in this world. He looks as if he is soon to die.
How sad... so very tragic.
HAHAHA! Love Diddy's WTF face!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Wow. Is it possible to have one photo serve as both a mug shot and an obituary?
well, don't he look like shit? I'm surprised Diddy stood next to him, he looks contagious.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
No plans here. NYE is just another night, but with more champagne.
Joaquim looks like a heaping helping of late-era Jim Morrison with some Grizzly Adams thrown in and a pinch of Unabomber. He was never an attractive dude but this is really stank.
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THERE AINT NOTHING FUCKING WRONG WITH THE WAY HE LOOKS. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. FUCK
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:35pm.
OK, who else is a huge loser with no NYE plans tonight? I mean OTHER than me?
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I loathe NYE. All that forced gaiety. Frankly I don't even like being kissed by people I know, let alone strangers!!
Getting up super early to go bird watching.
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THOSE EYES! He looks like my cat when he's hiding behind a chair ready to pounce on and beat the shit out of my dog!
Joaquin looks like what I imagined a post-mortem Jim Morrison to look like. And how did he get into the Claire's store at the mall to get that hair thingy?
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:47pm.
Hell no Joaquin!!! You look like the evil spawn of Wino and a Madagascar hissing cockroach!!!
As does your avie.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
OMG. Joaquin looks like the homeless guy who hangs around my local post office, looking for handouts - hell, that guy might actually BE Joaquin! Wow - I didn't think any Hollywood actor could look worse than Keanu Reeves between films, but apparently I was wrong. As the Fug Girls always say: Joaquin - why so greasy?
At least Affleck looks as if he's taken a shower in the last 24 hours, as does Diddy. But Phoenix is beyond the pale now.
Poor fat malodorous man - he used to be so pretty. Imagine how he SMELLS now - pits, hair, breath, crotch - YUCK. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Jeebus.
Hell no Joaquin!!! You look like the evil spawn of Wino and a Madagascar hissing cockroach!!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
That picture is fucking PRICELESS! ROTFL...did someone just say "let's just get as many random stars as we can in one picture?"
Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:35pm.
I'm staying home with my alarm system set because I'm skeered of running Joaquin Phoenix looking like that.
Freddy Krueger looks like Phoebe Price compared to Joaquin.
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"Slip me a" Mickey "so that I can deal with your face" Rourke --MK
What the... he looks like late stage Jim Morrison. And that's not a good thing.
The other greasy douche is Brett Ratner. Miami's own.
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Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:35pm.
OK, who else is a huge loser with no NYE plans tonight? I mean OTHER than me?
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Me!! I have a sinus infection, so I am just sitting around watching movies and stuffing my face with Nyquil.
I think it's pretty obvious from the look in his eye that Joquin is going to assinate one of our Presidents.
Candy!!!
Is that who the guy that out-greased JP in that pic????
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Where the hell could they have been looking like this? Casey's has some weird stains on his pants, Diddy is looking let he just came from the mall and poor poor JP is looking like a drugged up version of "Animal" from the Muppets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cEPydnb0Ns&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXCQ_wZidU&feature=related
Dang, I just saw We Own the Night and JP was looking hot as hell. Seriously, he needs some loving ASAP because this look is tragic.
he looks like a disgusting yeti
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:57pm.
First row, third thumbnail, Diddy looks nervous and WaKeem looks like he just farted and hopes no one noticed
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He looks like he knows Diddy is scared shitless of him. God, what happened to him?
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NeNe~
Death list. Good call.
he is on my deathist of 2009, i doubt he will make it to 2010
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One dollar for eternal happiness?
I'd be happier with the dollar...
First row, third thumbnail, Diddy looks nervous and WaKeem looks like he just farted and hopes no one noticed.
I feel bad for saying this but Joaquin looks like he is/should be in wrist/ankle cuffs. Oy.
He's rocking the Saddam Hussein peeking out of the hidey-hole look.
Diddy looks dickmatized. WTF musicians always want to be actors. ugh! It is a very poorly kept secret that little troll diddy is a freak.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Ewww I JUST noticed the slimy douche Brett. He's in head on competition with Joaqu
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What in the crochet hell is that hair clip doing in his hair? Diddy's looking like "please get me away from these dudes"
Come on y'all!
Please don't tell me you're buying this!?
He and Casey are filming a mock-u-mentary of Joaquin's new career as a 'rapper'.
Cereal.
I mean he is a crazy dude, but just a teeeensy bit transparent.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:14pm.
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I beg to differ. No dlister is a loser. That's a fact!!!!!
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I second this!!!!! The exclamation points make it even more true!!!!! :)
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ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:26pm.
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thank you - I was waiting for the Kanye-caps to really believe it~
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Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:14pm.
Raises loser hand!
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I beg to differ. No dlister is a loser. That's a fact!!!!!
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I second this!!!!! The exclamation points make it even more true!!!!! :)
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ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!*!*!*!*!*!*!*!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Joaquin and Mr. Edwards, separated at birth?
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(sorry to stretch the box)
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Geez Louise!! Chuck Mansons long-lost brother!
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:04pm.
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Eat some on my behalf! I went to the store tuesday and forgot all about sweets. That's because I went to the Cheesecake Factory that day and bought home a slice of Linda's Fudge cake. That just took way all the desire away to buy reserves. Now I'm gonna scramble someeggs without the cheese I also forgot to get. What a way to send out the year :)
Oh yea, I'm taking my last Xanax tonight. Don't know when I'm gonna get another refill since I cussed out my doctor and need to find a new one but this is a night for the X. Good thing I don't take it every night. Took me 2 months to finish.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:14pm.
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I beg to differ. No dlister is a loser. That's a fact!!!!!
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I second this!!!!! The exclamation points make it even more true!!!!! :)
I've said it before - I feel like I'm looking at Heath Ledger right before his death. I kept feeling something was just not right with him. Joaquin! Get your shit together! (like he'll hear me...lol)
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This dude just gave up and gave in to his inner homeless person. Hes a strict vegan, neither beer nor coke contains any animal matter. He should watch it though, the gutter he lands in might.
I hear ya fellow Dlisters. Being single on NYE sucks. My married friends can't understand why I don't want to spend NYE with them. Ugh.
Submitted by Lindalou on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 6:14pm.
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I beg to differ. No dlister is a loser. That's a fact!!!!!
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Either Casey is an enabler or he goes everywhere with Joaquin to babysit his ass. Make sure the situtation doesn't get any worse.
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Hubby got stuck working tonite, shift ends at midnight. If I can get one of my kids to drop me off, I will go out to his work, otherwise, home alone for me.
Mr. Momus and I are staying home alone tonight.
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OK...dude. When you start looking like Charles Manson, it's time to do the shower and shave routine. It's not a pretty look.
I'm sorry. I am. But I have to say it: Drugs and/or alcohol have to be at play here.
I've said it before - I feel like I'm looking at Heath Ledger right before his death. I kept feeling something was just not right with him. Joaquin! Get your shit together! (like he'll hear me...lol)
Well, I'm not exactly single, but the bf lives 200 miles away and he has his kid first thing tomorrow, so its not exactly conducive to a visit, especially since she doesn't know about me (long story). I'm heading down this weekend for a belated Xmas with him. So that's cool, but tonight I'm alone.
OK, who else is a huge loser with no NYE plans tonight? I mean OTHER than me?
Not ashamed though. I hate NYE.
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worst day of the year to be single outside of the big VD
I'm home. I turned down 3 invites. I'm in a shit mood and don't feel like being aorund couples. I'll let my kid be king of the house and I'm finishing up that book by Madonna's brother. I just have to decide if I'm drinkin' my Andre or if I should just pill up and sleep.
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