Yes, Diddy, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye! Good" to Hollywood and hello to ass bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:54pm
Yay!! I love you guys. Although, shit. I may have to throw my snow pants on and haul my cookies across the street to get some candy or something. I am sans sweets.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:28pm.
PSL, we are ALL morbidly obese, druggies/alkies with wayyyyyyyy too much time on our big, fat greasy, grotesquely pudgy hands. That's all 'they' ever have when your knight takes their king.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:08pm.
Carrot!!
Don't use mustard to get rid of wrinkles, Don't stick your hand in the garbage disposal to rotate the blades, Don't walk nakkid into a biker bar, punch the biggest dude in there and scream "You're IT!!!"
OH! And DO NOT drink the special "Sea Monkey Juice"
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-DON'T use mustard to get rid of wrinkles? Oops.
-Garbage disposal + hands = Bad. Roger.
-Punching people naked in a biker bar is my Friday night, baby. Where do you think I got the transient from? Oh, right. Bad.
The look on Diddy's face is priceless!!!!!!!!!!!LOL
Off Topic. My condolences to all you Zune owners out there. Microsoft are fucking liars your MP3s will not be fixed by midnight. That leap second is the clincher. Just sue their asses for widespread emotional disrtress.
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How much do you think Casey is wagering before they walk out of the house? After getting all fucked up and before heading to whatever "event" they're going to, he's prolly like, "Hey Joaquin. bet you 10 grand you don't have the balls to write goodbye on your hands" - and then spends the night laughing that it says bye good...
"Dude, you should totally wear that hair thing tonight - you're too pussy"
"Fuck you, Casey, I'll fukin' do it - fuck ya!"
giggle giggle giggle
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:08pm.
here's your Brillo pad and pinesol, you ho.
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That hurt.
Well shit. Right when I was starting to like the guy-as always they turn into freaks! I still can't totally right him off since he played Johnny Cash.....
My huge loser ass is going to bed probably before New Years. I have work bright and early I usually get up at 3 but the asshole in charge gave s an extra hour to get to work. How fucking nice of him especially since he hasn't been seen since Christmas Eve. Fucker.
My only resolution is that I'm shutting my fucking mouth about all things 'me' to eveyone I know.
P.S. If a bitch calls or texts me at midnight I'm cutting or slicing a testicle on each and everyone one of them. I'm tired of telling them I'm off limits after 8 every fucking night, especially New Years.
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He looks like a grouchy owl!
Matka Boska! I would have hit it all week in his Gladiator days...what the fuck happened to him? Would he be offended if I offered him a sammie and some spare change?
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Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:35pm.
Why the hell would you go out in the freezing cold with weirdo strangers rubbing up aganist you, when you can stay home and watch arrested development dvds and the spongebob movie?
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I guess money doesn't buy you everything and that must include a decent stylist and a bath.
Diddy's T-Shirt really sucks. And his teeth are fucked. Happy New Year!
No Words,
JP and his brothers & sisters were raised as "Children of God". You cannot come out of that fuck-up-idness with any sanity.
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Looks like all he needs is a toga. And a bath.
For some reason he reminds me of a sinister senator in ancient Rome.
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Ditto NovaNightly on the three months of WoW!
Actually, now that I say that I remember that he looks like my ex did after I got back from travelling. He had, admittedly, become a computer nerd. And he looked JUST like that. It's like, different from fat. It's such a weird puffiness.
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I am so sad looking at these pictures. Joaquin used to be so hot and talented...now he just looked like a hot ass mess. I think he is having some severe emotional problems and the drugs aren't helping. His family is straight up crazy so they can't help him.
He looks exactly like my mess of a cousin, Roderick. No shit, Roderick.
Submitted by kate773 on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:34pm.
if by no plans on nye, you mean, stay my ass inside and eat m&ms, drink some wine, and watch some movies....then yep, i'm with ya, i have no plans....and i'm fine with that...;)
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Kate773,
Oh I wouldn not DREAM of being out and about tonight! I have a party Friday night, but my happy ass is staying safe and warm at home tonight!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
sick ass shit.
whatever. who cares about him anymore? over.it.
and that sparkly hair clip is stupid.
ps. i'm sure he continue to do movies. he will need an income if he wants to continue to partay with the nose candy and the bitches.
OK, who else is a huge loser with no NYE plans tonight? I mean OTHER than me?
Not ashamed though. I hate NYE.
He just looks like ass. That's it. I can't think of anything else.
Sad. Maybe its because he thinks he can never live up to his hot but stupid dead brother's looks and reputation. Why mutilate your insides this way when you have what most people can only dream of?
Is that what the frogs did to his hair????
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he looks like a fucking ax murderer...a dirty one at that...and i saw a commercial for that nifty hair clippy thing on joaquin's head last night...
and i now have the itchies...gross...
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Each time I look at the second thumbnail I get more mesmerized by him.
I'm outta this thread until I recover.
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PSL, we are ALL morbidly obese, druggies/alkies with wayyyyyyyy too much time on our big, fat greasy, grotesquely pudgy hands. That's all 'they' ever have when your knight takes their king.
It's a sad day when Joaquin Phoenix buys hair accessories from an infomercial.
Oh. My GOD.
that is even sadder than Paris Hilton's stupid fans who think we are all fat and old cat lovers.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
I bet a casey Affleck/Phoenix party would be fun. Isn't Casey married to a Phoenix? I bet they have a helluva a good fucked up time tonight.
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Hoooooly shit. I thought for a second that the first thumbnail was Charles Manson. WTF Joaquin?
-Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery-
JP looks just like the dude whos the greeter at my local best buy, cept greeter dude's beard is about a foot longer.
When Casey Affleck is the hottest guy in a photograph, the world is a sad sad place. What a way to end 2009!
What the sweet merciful crap happened to HIM?!? Jesus Christ, he used to be hot but now he looks like he lives in an isolated cabin in Utah somewhere talking to mannequins and planning his sweet, sweet revenge............
It's as if Oscar The Grouch had mange.
I miss River. AMC (yes, I watch AMC) aired Stand By Me the other day, I love that movie so much and I don't know why.
As for Joaquin, hope hes ok I do like him and I think hes a pretty good actor.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
don't fuck a picnic table and have a severe time limit on how long people can sit on your shitter.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:08pm.
CTH,
Oy!
Carrot!!
Don't use mustard to get rid of wrinkles, Don't stick your hand in the garbage disposal to rotate the blades, Don't walk nakkid into a biker bar, punch the biggest dude in there and scream "You're IT!!!"
OH! And DO NOT drink the special "Sea Monkey Juice"
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:06pm.
I'm going to go boil myself in a pot for awhile to get the lice off. Be back in a jiffy.
here's your Brillo pad and pinesol, you ho.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
CTH,
Oy!
Carrot!!
Don't use mustard to get rid of wrinkles, Don't stick your hand in the garbage disposal to rotate the blades, Don't walk nakkid into a biker bar, punch the biggest dude in there and scream "You're IT!!!"
OH! And DO NOT drink the special "Sea Monkey Juice"
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
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i love it. hes too abstract and "real" to deal with hollywood bs (or bathe), but not enough to abandon the swanky parties. Joaquin, back to the hollywood mountainside with you!
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I dont think, I drink.
Just a matter of time before we hear about how he was found dead in a hotel room. Or dead like his brother.... tsk tsk....
I'm going to go boil myself in a pot for awhile to get the lice off. Be back in a jiffy.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:00pm.
Oh Carrottop!
That whole unwashed transients bed buddies was a lark!! I didn't mean for you to actually DO IT!!!
*shakes head*
you have to watch what you tell her to do!
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Submitted by Cunty LaRue on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:02pm.
He should probably get over himself.
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Get over himself as in, stumble over his own limbs into a shower every now and then?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 5:00pm.
Oh Carrottop!
That whole unwashed transients bed buddies was a lark!! I didn't mean for you to actually DO IT!!!
*shakes head*
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Well now, I guess we're even. I slept with a bum and your nephew has pubes.
He should probably get over himself.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:56pm.
did you lose the Sharpie money I gave you again?
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Oh Carrottop!
That whole unwashed transients bed buddies was a lark!! I didn't mean for you to actually DO IT!!!
*shakes head*
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
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