Yes, Diddy, That Really Is Joaquin Phoenix
No, Diddy, he hasn't been moisturizing the sexy. Joaquin hasn't even been bathing the sexy. Obviously.
Joaquin Phoenix said "Bye! Good" to Hollywood and hello to ass bush bugs, seven layer cheese dick and fly nests in his ears. This is what fucking happens when you snort too much bunk coke and drink too many random cocktails left on the bar. I just want to give him a can of RAID and some Hazmat-approved antibacterial soap, because you know there's baby roaches living in that beard.
That being said, I'd hit it with a clothespin on my nose. Well, his sparkly hair clip is fancy!
Here's Joaquin, Casey Affleck, Brett Ratner and Diddy at a douche convention in Miami two nights ago. I bet you Joaquin only talks in his own language, because he thinks the government can hear all his conversations.
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I love him Mr. Phonenix, I would totally sit on him.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Joaquin,
I forbid you from having outings until you have recovered from your addiction, bathed and regained your previous hotness.
What a fucking waste.
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Wyle E Coyote
"They are swimming around all fast-like, trying to find ice pops, slapping each other with their fins and making crackhives for their heads out of seaweed.", MK.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:51pm.
I just realized that Joaquin now totally looks like Mr. Edwards from 'Little House on the Prairie'.
No this is his frightening twin. Half pint ran screaming from him, Pa fulfilled his dirty fantasies in the barn with him.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:52pm.
you also need to stop using lipsticks you find on the bus.
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Where else am I going to find 'Midnight Chola'?
did you lose the Sharpie money I gave you again?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:52pm.
you also need to stop using lipsticks you find on the bus.
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Where else am I going to find 'Midnight Chola'?
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:45pm.
Okay, I want you guys to do something for me.
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Do your eyebrows need a trim? Is your hair neat?
How about your clothes? Are they clean and wrinkle free? Are your hands clean and your nails neatly trimmed?
Have you eaten properly today? Did you have a tic tac?
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But he became a millionare when he was clean and kempt.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:50pm.
you also need to stop using lipsticks you find on the bus.
God, I am still trying to get past the look he's giving Diddy in the third pic, diddy better run like fucking hell, J is about to go fucking mental on his ass.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:45pm.
OK. He's preparing to star in "Grizzly Adams Spends A Night With The Living Dead".
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Yaknow what? That would make TOTAL sense! lol!
I just realized that Joaquin now totally looks like Mr. Edwards from 'Little House on the Prairie'.
Thanks Momus.♥
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:47pm.
bitch, please.
you smelled like smegma yesterday too.
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You weren't supposed to tell anyone. That was our secret. How was I supposed to know that old legend about unwashed transients being great in bed wasn't actually true?
Joaquin was such a hot piece as a priest in "Quills.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:45pm.
Carrottop!!!
Hoooo UGLY!! He's skury!!!
That face has officially replaced The Candyman in my nightmares!!!
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Does anyone know how to make youtube videos? Rotating shots of his scary face here should be played to Christina Aguilera's 'CandyMan'.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:35pm
bitch, please.
you smelled like smegma yesterday too.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
HOLY FUCKING CRAP that main pic is the BEST picture ever!!
Thank you?? =*)
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:43pm.
We're all gonna feel like a pile of bitter douchebags when it turns out Joaquin was just doing this 'stint' for a role.
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He quit acting for music, remember? I wonder if he'll call his band The Frog Tones or The ReeDeeps?
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
It honestly looks like he's been playing World of Warcraft for 2 months straight.
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Okay, I want you guys to do something for me.
Take a good look at yourself in the mirror. Do your eyebrows need a trim? Is your hair neat?
How about your clothes? Are they clean and wrinkle free? Are your hands clean and your nails neatly trimmed?
Have you eaten properly today? Did you have a tic tac?
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NOW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LOOK AT JOAQIN PHOENIX!!! THIS MAN IS A FREAKING MILLIONAIRE!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HIM????
Carrottop!!!
Hoooo UGLY!! He's skury!!!
That face has officially replaced The Candyman in my nightmares!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by . on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:43pm.
We're all gonna feel like a pile of bitter douchebags when it turns out Joaquin was just doing this 'stint' for a role.
Right.
Let me hold onto one nugget of hope.
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OK. He's preparing to star in "Grizzly Adams Spends A Night With The Living Dead".
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I loved Joaquin in Buffalo Soldiers, just awesome.
A talented ho
OOOOH I was hoping Michael would post pics of Joaquin's medieval look hair accessory. It's neat huh...if you're Maid Marion.
We're all gonna feel like a pile of bitter douchebags when it turns out Joaquin was just doing this 'stint' for a role.
Right.
Let me hold onto one nugget of hope.
Clarissallinnnaaaaaaa! After looking at Joaquin's blow mug for 5 straight minutes your avie is such a sight for literally sore and burning eyes.
Submitted by Triscuit on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:34pm.
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what are you talking about?
I'm curious.
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Casey married Joaquin's sister, Summer. Casey and Summer have to sons: Indiana and Atticus.
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I think he's actually sweating coke flakes.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
THAT cannot be the same Joaquin that was in Clay Pigeons and QUills. NO It IS NOT.
Crazy, you now have a face!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:38pm.
HAHA. If it's any consolation, I did the same thing with my Aubrey poster a couple of months back. Hey, maybe those two should hook up. Aubrey has plenty of experience French kissing pooches.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This literally scared me so badly that I will indeed have nightmares. You know that he's creating elaborate word salads in his head and Diddy is summoning his bodyguards with rapid eye blinks.
Looks like Joaquin Phoenix really has his Charles Manson impression down pat.
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I have a delivery from Mr....Mop.
Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:35pm.
Someone needs to tell Jaoquin that the Westminster Kennel Club doesn't let humans enter their annual dog show as contestants.
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*crying* *ripping Joaquin Poster off bedroom wall*
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I’ve turned from an ordinary Australian housewife into a gigastar, icon, talk-show host, swami, spin doctor… and now I’m a style guru!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:34pm.
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what are you talking about?
I'm curious.
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:15pm.
Hmmm..somebody's been dipping his "cig" in the formaldehye again.........cause JP has that "I fuck corpses for fun" look about him.
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But why else would you fuck a... Oh, uh, nevermind. *scuttles away*
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:33pm.
You mean 'Can the large frogs on my head tell I'm shitting?" HAHAHAHAHA
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They're too busy eating the hot dog he shoved in his hair on the way in.
Great picture! So LOLLY
JP looks like he's gonna eat them both, PD looks so fu..g scared, and CA looks like a manchild who doesn't fit
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:29pm.
Obviously the photographer caught him mid-loaf.
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He's thinking to himself, 'Can they tell I'm shitting?'
Diddy totally knows he is. Hence the face.
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Diddy's in shock, he's never been that close to crazy before.
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:32pm.
in the third thumbnail, his side eye is like a serial killers.
i have lice and crabs just looking at him.
and herpies.
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You're lucky. My wallet's missing and I smell like smegma.
Someone needs to tell Jaoquin that the Westminster Kennel Club doesn't let humans enter their annual dog show as contestants.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
jp is at the point where we need to call up papa spears...seriously
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Fish don't fry in the kitchen....
see, guys? This is what happens to you when you don't have a woman to love and adore you and bitch you out when you do stupid shit like this. See? Ya need our bitchy asses. ADMIT IT.
dammit! joaquin used to be so damn hot.
LMAO...the look on diddy's face is priceless!
Joaquin and Casey were in one of my favorite "guilty pleasure" movies together."To die for"with botox queen Kidman.
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"dick and chips: a perfect combination" MK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCWmb8yl9z0
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Casey must be having second thoughts about swimming in that gene pool.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:31pm.
if you haven't yet, rent eight millimeter, awesome fucking movie and he's a punk ass sexy beast in it.
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Is it going to make me sad that he's become my neighborhood hobo?
yes, I'm crying as we speak...... hotness!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Ok now WTF is that in his hair?? Its like a shiny beady, stretchy, hair clippy thing....
I never thought he was hot...but holy HELL he has sure shot to shit!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:29pm.
Obviously the photographer caught him mid-loaf.
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He's thinking to himself, 'Can they tell I'm shitting?'
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You mean 'Can the large frogs on my head tell I'm shitting?" HAHAHAHAHA
"Mistletoe- n. A demon weed that causes ugly men to think they can force unwanted and awkward kisses upon a woman."
Joaquin looks exactly like my 45 y/o, single, toothless, cokehead uncle! What the hell is going on with him!
in the third thumbnail, his side eye is like a serial killers.
i have lice and crabs just looking at him.
and herpies.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
HOLY SHIT! He used to be a hunk of sexy, especially in "Quills". Now he looks like a creepy bush man who lives in a park.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 4:31pm.
if you haven't yet, rent eight millimeter, awesome fucking movie and he's a punk ass sexy beast in it.
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Is it going to make me sad that he's become my neighborhood hobo?