This Is Totally Gay Al's Two-Piece
Gay Al is going to burst a cum bubble when he sees these pictures of Star stretching out yet another one of his favorite freakum suits in St. Barts earlier this month. You can even tell by the look on Star's face that she knows Gay Al's manpussy is going to pucker like crazy over this shit. Star's not even wearing it right! She's wearing the top backwards. Gay Al loves the way that top accentuates his sumptuous décolletage.
You know, I don't mind Star's fat band scars. They kind of look like meth pipe burns and I like that feature on a woman. Methinks 2009 is going to be about looking like a day shift truck stop hooker, so meth pipe burns are a must to complete the look. Star is already ahead of the game.
However, I really didn't need to get intimate with Star's world class fupa. There's enough fupa there to keep a large village warm at night. Warm and musty. No wonder Gay Al screamed "Oh my heavens!" every time Star tried to seduce him by wearing a sexy panty set from Torrid.
Why did I open the damn link................oooooooooooooucccccchhhhhhh
Nice scars.
My eyes, my fucking eyes - Please somebody make the pictures go away!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
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why does she insist on wearing a two-piece??
yuck..she's looks like she's eaten one too many two-pieces
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 9:31pm.
The only thing positive I can say about Star's FUPA is it prevents her pudenda from dividing.
The fupa is what we used to call a front butt in college. I was trying to explain camel toes to my mother recently, and she said, "You mean a divided pudenda?" Every time I think of that I giggle. Halle Barry has a divided pudenda in "Monster's Ball."
Poor Star Jones, all that surgery and she's still a fat bitch!
I have very similar scars from a laproscopic gallbladder removal/ pancreas resection I had 2 years ago and I won't wear a 2-piece because of it.
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The public shouldn't be subjected to this mess. I can't stand white bikinis on anyone, much less someone that is douchebag ugly. Please do not subject us to this ugliness...
OMG OMG OMG STOP STOP!!!!! MK how could you! I'm seriously going to vomit right now. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.
MY EYES! DE GOGGLES DO NOTHEENG!!
Damn, a pic of a freckled 2x4 followed up by Constellation Jones. Gastric bypass must have a warranty or some shit!
EDIT: The FUPA site is making me sick and LMAO at the same damn time. WTF is up with that woman in the first pic? Is that supposed to be appealing to chubby chasers?!
Those aren't surgical scars, that's where the Jockey was hitting her.
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wow...wearing that bikini takes balls!
and that's how you know it was Al's!! but she can wear a two piece....it's called t-shirt and shorts.
thank God it's not a nude beach
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She should not be on any beach.
She should be in a fuckin' GYM!
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Who is that sack of bones in the second thumbnail with their back to Star? Their butt looks like an old plastic grocery bag filled with a little water at the bottom.
Submitted by haris pilton on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 11:25am.
Is EVERYBODY in St Barts!?
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Only the unattractive, bloated and/or leathery anorexic haggardly celebrities.
she looks so nasty. she knows that is nobody's sexy or cute. She just takes it too far. this is making my head hurt.. DAMN YOU $3.99 ANDRE!!!!!!
lookin like Grace Jones, a slave but not to the rhythm....
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 10:37am.
If i catch you in a one-piece with a ruffle skirt, we will hold a DL intervention.
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Hekki, she is showing off her stomach stapling scars....that is why she should wear a one piece! A bag over her head wouldn't hurt either- preferably a plastic one.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Is EVERYBODY in St Barts!?
She's putting her phone on vibrate so she can stick it under her fupa and get tingles.
I find it funny that this is posted directly above HoHan's bikini pic.
Star, to me, looks way better.
This is why I go for TANKINIs. Covers a multitude of sins but still looks cute. I also do the board shorts look, also covers those pesky childbirth related stretch marks.
I am incensed that STAR FUCKING JONES has a flatter stomach than I do. It's surgically enhanced, granted, but still!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
To everyone who says she should wear a one-piece: I AGREE, BUT....
As a woman who suffers from stretch marks (thanks, kids), it's REALLY hard to find a nice one-piece. All the cute suits are bikinis. One-pieces are often dowdy and plain and cut for grandmas. And if you DO find something that doesn't look matronly, the price is close to $300. It's depressing. Fortunately, there is Daffy's, where I did manage to find a bunch of suits by European designers for $29.99 apiece. But finding a good one-piece swimsuit is harder than finding jeans that look good. I wish I could delude myself that I can wera a bikini again.
Heinous!!!!!!! She needs to keep her disgusting ass out of St. Barts!!! It's one of my fave vaca spots!!!!!!!
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lemme rephrase...nasty ass bathing suit. that shit has nothing to do with a bikini.
yuck! nasty ass bikini.
hahahahaha - over in the right column there's an ad for Nip/Tuck - how apropos
oh god how ghetto!
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I find the whole Beyonce thing really mystifying," Cowell says in Esquire magazine. "She's not sexy, she hasn't got a great body and she's not a great singer.
Simon Cowell on beyonce.
wow how nasty. but then, who ever said money and education baught class?
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She needs to cover that shit up!What a mess and the scars are nasty..BGA was funny as Hell on VH1's Best Week Ever New Year show.
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Where do you think she got that ugly bathing suit?
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Looks like that GBS is stretching a bit. Our Starr looks a bit extra large. Still, I've seen huge whale like women wearing bikinis on the beaches of France. My eyes still haven't recovered
I am all about loving what you've got. Say screw you to anyone who doesn't want to look at it! but seriously woman, that is one damn ugly bikini and one damn ugly body. Put on a one piece!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never do get why people with some sort of aesthetic problems on the abdomen insist on wearing bikinis. (I'm looking at you Tara Reid.) Wear a damn one piece already.
As one GBS patient to another, I can tell Star with complete authority: put on a one-piece, bitch.
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Those aren't surgical scars, she flinched when Clem the ranch hand was branding her.
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Damn and I worry about a little pot belly. How is it that some people just don't give a damn. Don't they know that people like us (my fellow whores on this board)point, mock and ridicule them?
Dear Star, you are still fat! I don't have a pot to piss in but I have a good pair of running shoes and the will to get off my ass and exercise, plus not cram gallons shit foot down my throat.
And Big Gay Al is Gay!
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OMFG! I might have a fupa! why did I clink that damn link? Maybe I can blame all the New Years Eve beer I've drunk so far? Would you all hate me if I had a mini fupa?
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I'd rather look at this ho all day than stare at that mugshot of Charles Barf-ley.
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where is the cocksucher that sent me that. I'm fucking repulsed by Christine the hoff. if she snores any louder i will strangle her in her sleep. i don't know what's worse, the dog tossing his salad or her.
Wait wait wait!!! It is coochie/menti/choco on the beach!!! BOO! Sausage fingers and all!
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well, if he's going to keep showing us people on beaches, at least it's fat, poorly dressed people.
I take comfort in that.