This Is Totally Gay Al's Two-Piece
Gay Al is going to burst a cum bubble when he sees these pictures of Star stretching out yet another one of his favorite freakum suits in St. Barts earlier this month. You can even tell by the look on Star's face that she knows Gay Al's manpussy is going to pucker like crazy over this shit. Star's not even wearing it right! She's wearing the top backwards. Gay Al loves the way that top accentuates his sumptuous décolletage.
You know, I don't mind Star's fat band scars. They kind of look like meth pipe burns and I like that feature on a woman. Methinks 2009 is going to be about looking like a day shift truck stop hooker, so meth pipe burns are a must to complete the look. Star is already ahead of the game.
However, I really didn't need to get intimate with Star's world class fupa. There's enough fupa there to keep a large village warm at night. Warm and musty. No wonder Gay Al screamed "Oh my heavens!" every time Star tried to seduce him by wearing a sexy panty set from Torrid.
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The url says it all really.
she is fine i would luv to be her moonshine man
That is nastiest thing thing i have ever seen. They should put fences around monkeys.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:47pm.
Carrottop,
I had to shave Max's back feet. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!
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Haaaaaappy New Years to Max's old feet hair as well.
Carrottop,
I had to shave Max's back feet. HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:44pm.
Wait...Snark aside,
I want to take a moment to say goodbye to 2008's best...
Paul Newman, Sydney Pollack, Richard Widmark, Eartha Kitt, George Carlin, Bo Diddley, Estelle Getty. RIP.
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Heath Ledger, Brad Renfro...
Hotness times they all were.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:42pm.
Happy Gnu Years Ya'll!!!! No Gnu's is good gnu's!!!!
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I Gnu you'd be back! Let's have a Baleathon.
Wait...Snark aside,
I want to take a moment to say goodbye to 2008's best...
Paul Newman, Sydney Pollack, Richard Widmark, Eartha Kitt, George Carlin, Bo Diddley, Estelle Getty. RIP.
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
YAY! Another no news beach thread for us to thrash around on! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
♥ ThreadKilla!
The Rules of the Internet
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Happy Gnu Years Ya'll!!!! No Gnu's is good gnu's!!!!
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Soft lips are open
The nuckles are pale
Feels like you're dying
Your dying!
"It's nice to see these celebs like Oprah with the private cooks and personal trainers balloon back up."
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Obesity knows no bounds. Even high profile celebs struggle with the flab battle.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:33pm.
Beet his ass with muh swizzlestick. Or stab him in his I's.
I haven't committed a violent crime this week. Shall I come over?
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Yes please. Bring your biggest clubs. I'm about to lose my shit.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:32pm.
Quick, who do you know in St. Bart's that owns weaponry?
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Well, Eddie Murphy is there. Isn't his singing a lethal weapon?
MK You just made my New Years! I love posts about Starlet and her Big Gay Al!
I celebrated NY's on Sunday night, napping through my "work from home day" on Monday. I can't STAND New York City on New Year's Eve, and since all my friends have fled or are going out (instead of having a nice, civilized party in a controlled environment) I am staying in. I just finished work (catching up fr that bizness that piled up on Monday) and will curl up with a book and the pounding merengue and bachata in my building. Hopefully Dick Clark or Ryan Gaycrest will bring some hip-hop into the mix. Anygay...
Happy New Year, Bitches!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:32pm.
You know what else I gno? Someone upstairs is going to be missing a set of eyeballs before the night is out.
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Beet his ass with muh swizzlestick. Or stab him in his I's.
I haven't committed a violent crime this week. Shall I come over?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:26pm.
It's nice to see these celebs like Oprah with the private cooks and personal trainers balloon back up.
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you are such a nice guy!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:30pm.
Well, the week's not over...
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Quick, who do you know in St. Bart's that owns weaponry?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:30pm.
I gnu yoo'd have it. I just gnu it.
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You know what else I gno? Someone upstairs is going to be missing a set of eyeballs before the night is out.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:24pm.
What are the marks on her stomach? Gunshot wounds??
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If only we were so lucky...
Well, the week's not over...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:28pm.
Ummmm... here it is. You might want to wipe it first.
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I gnu yoo'd have it. I just gnu it.
Damn, Fantasia's pimp got a little out of hand there.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:27pm.
Has anyone seen my swizzle stick?
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Ummmm... here it is. You might want to wipe it first.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:24pm.
What are the marks on her stomach? Gunshot wounds??
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If only we were so lucky...
Has anyone seen my swizzle stick?
Mike, those are LIPO scars.
happy new years~! *hiccup* hehe, to my fellow dlisted sluts! I LOVE YOU ALL.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Proof no matter how tight you band the stomach and what little room is left after, you can eat around it eventually. It's nice to see these celebs like Oprah with the private cooks and personal trainers balloon back up.
What are the marks on her stomach? Gunshot wounds?? :)
Ugly. How many times do I need to say that? You can lose all the gd weight you want but ugly stays.
Merry New Year! Ah-Hhahahahahhahaaaaaaaa.
crack stem? i got the char-boy if youz gots da yayo
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Nenge Mboko: Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!
star should not be out like this without her burka...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
this is the whole point the bitch doesn't have to look at her fuglyness its poor joe public that cop an eye full! evil!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:20pm.
Dear Carrot.
Your stem is showing.
xoxoxox,
Starzilla
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I meant it to.
Dear Carrot.
Your stem is showing.
xoxoxox,
Starzilla
MERRY NEW YEARS DLISTERS...LIVING WELL IN 2009...
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did you sleep with charlie the tuna last night or did you just forget to douche?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJAgdMLsMI&feature=related
Justjane, In my opinion, FUPA can be used for both men and women. Gunt, just for women but all in all it's the same. Gut over penile area or cunt.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Dear Star,
I would really, REALLY appreciate it if you would stop dressing like Paris Hilton and put some GD coverage on. You dressed like that when you were 300 pounds. Wrong. You dress like that now covered in icky scars with your belly popping out and your bush in full fro visible glory. Wrong.
Get a clue.
Yours Truly,
Carrot.
Wot?
I do believe that IS all bull.
Star's sporting a 70s merkin fro even Foxy Cleopatra would be jelly of.
Hell, I can fall donw on my own!
I sell Sleep Number beds! Hi! I'm new!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:13pm.
Carrot, I'ma gonna kick some ayass! Me got too many glasses of bubbly stuff.
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Kick my ass! I want to see you fall down!
unbelievable, some of the women who will put on a bikini....she has scars all over her stomach....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by justjane on Wed, 12/31/2008 - 10:14pm.
I mean is it possible that it's all bush?
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Anyone got a machete?
Is a fupa the same thing as a gunt?
Her bikini bottom is really full-looking...from the front. I mean is it possible that it's all bush?
"The maturity level is low here."
How low can you go????
WELL YOUR MOM'S COOKIES SUCK AND YOUR DADDY AIN'T YOUR DADDY, HE'S YOUR BROTHER!!!
NEEENER NEEENER YOU GOT WONK WEINER!!!
SHAM WOW!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Carrot, I'ma gonna kick some ayass! Me got too many glasses of bubbly stuff.
Did a Exxon tanker hit a reef or something cause theres a 600 pound oil spill walking around.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
YESSSSSSSSSS! SHE'S GETTING FAT AGAIN!
That so made my night. I was wondering when this was going to happen.