Kathy Griffin Has Completed My Year
This is why Kathy Griffin and Mah Boo should co-host every single show on every single channel during every single time slot. Don't even listen to my babbling about the clip above, this shit speaks for itself. I mean, all Mah Boo wanted to talk and giggle about was his undying love for The Real Housewives of Atlanta and then Kathy just had to go and make my life by telling some drunktard on the street, "I'm working! "I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!" Yes, it's a line from Mr. Show, but Kathy used it with grace and class. She also gets ten million bonus points for saying it front of Mah Boo. Why oh why wasn't there a camera on his adorable face when she said that?! His face probably went from pasty white to magenta in 3 seconds flat and then he exploded from the giggles.
And no, I wasn't the drunk heckler on the street, but Kathy can come to my job and knock the dicks out of my mouth anytime she fucking wants.
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Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:34pm
Congrats on your wedding!! What are these pills you speak of?
I got my smoking down, to weekends only, is more than enough for me.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:32pm.
tharuffian on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:29pm
"Buddons" "He lives in Manhaddan"
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OK, beeshes! it ON. I want you and MK mud wrestling for te "who gets da boo!
*shhhh* i'm rooting your ass!
kick MK in his no-no hole and we've got a winner!
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Kathy, your hair is FABULOUS!!!
Seriously! Great color, great style, very soft and natural looking. You stopped with the harsh "Make me look 58 years old" bangs you had for a while.
Beautiful and hilarious. My Kathy.
Lindalou - and the weight gain as a result sucks too. However I started taking those acai pills and they do work. I've lost over 10 pounds over the last couple of months. A little slow but hey better than nothing. I'd like to lose another 10 or more by the time my wedding rolls around.
I fucking love Kathy Griffin for this.
Excuse me Dlisters, but now I must go home for my family's leftovers buffet (how Bridget fucking Jones of us), and give all my relatives the side-eye.
Submitted by Lindalou on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:30pm.
Still struggling with it. I'll do fine for a while and then I'll cave and have a few. Then I'll be ok, then I'll have a couple drinks and start craving. It does suck. I'll get there though. I'm determined.
Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:25pm.
Lindalou I quit last year and boy has it been tough. I feel your pain.
All those people blowing happy smoke up your ass (YOU CAN DO IT!!!!) are flipping liars. It sucks. I have made it my duty to warn people. I wish someone had warned me.
tharuffian on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:29pm
"Buddons" "He lives in Manhaddan"
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
hey mike, I LOVE to sleep too! hahaha
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
ONT..added charm the way Kathy can make him giggle, and the way he cant pronounce two T's in a word.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:19pm
AH, I see.
I knew Anderson was gay as can be when he got up from his seat when Kathy said that lady on the camera looked like Jeana (totally did) from Real Housewives of Orange County.
Gosh, I love me some ANDY.
The best was when they showed the Lil Wayne show in Atlanta on air and his back up dancers were getting violated by the stripper pole!! CNN got off the hook last night!! "oh, honey" lolol
"I hate to see a slut fail"- Michael K
Submitted by tharuffian on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:24pm.
awww mike, his appeal is limitless! try watching AC360 a few hundred times and you'll see what i mean.
Can't - I despise televised news and talking heads.
Lindalou I quit last year and boy has it been tough. I feel your pain.
My resolutions are to end my nearly three years of celibacy and try dating someone (or, more likely, resume fucking around), and to sleep less (I consider sleeping an actual hobby).
There's Mah Boo!
It was fun last night, COLD but looked fun.
Except Ed Henry still in Hawaii.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
awww mike, his appeal is limitless! try watching AC360 a few hundred times and you'll see what i mean.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:17pm.
IN the pre-show commercials she said her job was to get Anderson fired off CNN before midnight. She got the right time but the wrong person.
TY at least I am not the only one.
Aphid, I am glad it is not the same year as The Didiot. That would have been really bad....heehee
Anderson is such a cutie...
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Last years resolutions, lose weight, quit smoking, get the bills under control, not let my kids walk all over me.
This year, lose weight, not let the kids walk all over me. The bills are under control but things got a lot worse before they got better. I gained weight. I did quit smoking, but boy I would love one right now. sigh
Kathy and Anderson should host everything together. Their chemistry is perfect!
Submitted by kate773: "I was trying to count how many shots the drunk idiots ruined with their obscene gestures."
See, there weren't enough of those. The crowd was funnier than anything else.
And I don't think anyone in Times Square was drunk, because no one was allowed to bring ANYTHING into the holding pens and they were stuck there for HOURS. Any buzz would have worn off by the time they started taping.
Thankfully, I celebrated a few NYE's in Times Square back in the olden days where you could bring a bottle, smoke, come and go as you pleased and stay as long as you wanted. It really WAS a party before the Fascists ruined it.
I really, really used to find Kathy Griffin annoying, but have since grown to like her. The appeal of Anderson Cooper is still foreign to me.
Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:16pm.
well the resolution says to GET, no to give... that is why I liked it so much
Oh gross, P-Diddy bleccch
At least it's not Paris!
Aphid, I am not THAT lucky. I also share it with P Diddy, T-Rex McCounagay, and Trashelle from the Real World....lmao
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
IN the pre-show commercials she said her job was to get Anderson fired off CNN before midnight. She got the right time but the wrong person.
Lucky PSL!! Hahaha
I love Kathy.
I'm not gonna lie, my bf and I are champs at the oral sex thing. Its the regular sex we suck at.
Lol Crazyinjapan. I am particularly fond of 2 and 5.
Hated her...Was embarrassed for her. Shes not funny, rudely interupts when AC is talking. ewww
My resolution this year is to lose weight and get in shape. I'm about 20lbs away.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:11pm.
?
Mine are:
3. To have more oral sex.
5. To use the words "fuck" and "cunt" more often.
Shit, can I borrow these two???
Resolutions? Why don't I just haul out the list from last year only add another pound to lose and resolve to spend even less. On a serious note I wish that I could change my basic personality type so that I could tell people what they meant to me. You never know how long they may be around. Do we regret more that which we did or do we regret the things that we did not do in life?
Tharuffian- There you go. Now I have a resolution! I can't think of any that are easy to keep on my own, you made a great one!
I'm so hungover it seriously took me like 5 minutes to get that joke. Fuck it, I'm going back to bed.
Submitted by devilgirl on Thu, 01/01/2009 - 1:06pm.
So, I will be the first to ask? Anyone want to divulge their resolutions?
Mine are:
1. To go down to two tumblers of Absolut per day.
2. To remove John Mayer's vocal cords.
3. To have more oral sex.
4. To learn to tap dance.
5. To use the words "fuck" and "cunt" more often.
I love Kathy Griffin. She is hilarious. We share a birthday....and I am proud...lol
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
My resolution is to get a second job so I can get out of debt... and buy more pretty shoes
I was trying to count how many shots the drunk idiots ruined with their obscene gestures. One guy was screaming obscenities and throwing the bird directly over the one reporter guy's shoulder, and this other guy just walked up to the woman reporter while she was talking and made the obscene gesture for orally pleasuring a woman, ifyouknowwhatimean. I mean, he's standing right next to her, full on, not even over her shoulder or anything. His parents must be so proud.
I actually like Kathy Griffin. Lots of people hate her but I think she's hilarious. I like what a smartass she is and how she's not afraid to say whatever the fuck she wants. And I'm totally straight.
"oh honey."
Lol.
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"HELL NO KITTY-Michael K."
I Love this 2 together. KG can AC say things that nobody else can.
I started to love her last yearon a my life on the D-list marathon. Don't judge.
My resolutions (admittedly, "borrowed" from someone else): "Be kind. Be hopeful. Slow down. & give the children a scene of happiness to spy on."
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
resolutions fall under the catagory of dont make promises you cant keep! the easiest one is to stop spending so much money on crap,,,easy beacuse i have no money!
Oh, God, I miss Mr. Show. Too funny. Anybody remember the Altered State of Drugachusetts? My friends and I used to toke up and eat brownies to that. Memories.
Didn't Kathy threaten to sue MK when he started out as The D-List? I guess he doesn't hold a grudge.
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Giant beaver on loose in England:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081231/ts_afp/britainanimalsoffbeat_081231...
So, I will be the first to ask? Anyone want to divulge their resolutions?
wasnt AC just cute as can be!