George Clooney Has A Problem
This might just be another fairy tale from the pages of Life&Style, but if it's not, I will be holding auditions next week to replace George Clooney's place in my no-heart. Life&Style says he might, just might, be dating Parasite Hilton. Barf on me, because this is hurtful.
The two have apparently met up twice just before Christmas. A friend of Wonky's (probably one of her evil crabs) said they had drinks at the Whiskey Bar alone. The crab friend said, "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room."
Some other source said the two also had dinner with a group of whores at Dan Tana's the next night.
How can George sit there without worrying about Wonky's twat maggots crawling into his pants and nibbling on his peen? If Brad Pitt should ever make George's dreams come true by turning gay, George is going to have no peen to offer him!
I know George loves the sluts, but this is just beyond. Wonky isn't just your regular cocktail waitress who moonlights as a professional dick sucker at night, she's a straight-up nuclear zone. If he wants to find another beard to replace Robot Call Girl, he should try to find one that's not going to make him the free clinic's #1 customer. Besides, Wonky probably can't even strap-on for him! Whenever something rubbery gets close to her puss-inferno, it melts into a puddle. That would make George sad!
Here's Wonky still terrorizing Australia yesterday. KEEP HER!
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Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:28pm.
im not a stalker. i only know the real paris cause i only pay attention to the truths. im doing this cause i care about paris very much.
i have a heart.
==Ever heard the term "it's all about me"? Now bugger off and stop hoggin n cloggin the thread will ya? Paris isn't the only one in the world allowed to have fun, GIT IT?
no they arent going to post anything negative cause the truth is there is nothing negetative! why are you so mean? what did she do to you? she doesnt even know you.. and if she ever met you she would be really sweet and say hi how are you and then you would act like a bitch! she is sweet and gives everyone a chance and people are so friggin mean to her. what ever happened to treat people the way they treat you? she sweet and what does she get in return>??? hate by too many people! STOP IT! she didn't do anything to u she doesnt even know you.
you are mean cold hearted who has nothing better to do then post hateful things on someone you never met.
all im doing is supporting and standing up and helping a person i care very much about. i love paris.
stop wasting your breath/fingers. No one cares, and no one here is going to change their mind. You look at a site that SHE or a friend has made. You think she is going to post anything negative about herself?
GACK, I fucking answered......shit! Stop it PSL!
*laughs at self*
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
im not a stalker. i only know the real paris cause i only pay attention to the truths. i was only stating the facts.. so you will stop hating on her she hasnt done anything wrong please go to paris online everything im doing this cause i care about paris very much and i have a heart. im not comparing her to a murderer to make her look good. what i was saying was you act like she is a murder. you talk about her like she has done horrifying things when she hasnt. one sex tape a few tapes of her nude, a few times she tried drugs and one dui.. come on! she is not a bad person.. stop looking in the past and see her as she is now. she is doing her best to make people happy including you. so please stop being so mean. please look up the real stuff instead of looking for bad things paris did. go on google type stuff like: paris hilton goes to africia to see kids.. paris hilton loves her dogs.. no dogs died in the closet cause i still see pictures of all them tinkerbell,bambi,price,dolce,marilyn monroe, hendrix, sebastian, tyson and the others i dont want to type all their names. look up paris holding babies... she loves children look up the good things shes done. you watch her on inner circle bff she was as sweet as can be she was like people are so mean about me all the time but all i care about is my sister and family and friends.. i also want the best for my friends. and she has a real life best friend named hannahbeth who is sweet and they hang out. thats the REAL Paris!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:09pm.
Cheers, PSL! She's not as bad as Hitler either!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb!
LMAO over here.....
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Maybe George wants to settle down with a whore with own money.
Taking a few dating/breeding tips from his old mate Brad Pitt perhaps?
Shit. Paris has a stalker, and she's here.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:52pm.
Wow. Times are tough for the Paris Hilton Fan Club when you have to compare her to a child murderer to make her look good.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Heres a site of someone you can gossip about..
http://hubpages.com/hub/caseyanthony cause casey anthony is a horrible person. she actually did kill someone she killed her daughter. she actually is a criminal. she is WAY worst then paris could ever be. Paris would never harm anyone paris would be a good mother. she isnt going to have kids until she is ready. kyle richards who is paris aunt who known paris her whole life will tell you paris has a good heart. and the sweetest of the hiltons. i watched paris hilton and nicky's true hollywood story and kyle richrds is on there explaing all the misconceptions about paris. even when you watch the inner circle on paris bff kyle was on there saying paris is very sweet and loving. kyle and paris are very close. and kyle is a good person too. please look up the facts please! why are you on here hating on paris when she hasnt killed anyone when someone else has and theyre are horrible people in this world and you act like paris is the worst person in the world? paris made mistakes 2001 and a dui in 2007. bu she hasnt gotten in trouble since. and never harmed anyone. i know she could have with the dui. and now she knows it and feels horrible.. she said herself she couldnt live knowing that she could have killed someone. she admitted what she did was wrong and she hasnt had a dui since. when she drove on her suspended liscence she wasnt intoxied. okay i know that was spelled wrong okay. please get real. please
all of you need to go to http://www.parishiltononline.net/ and see the truth of paris. the pictures are the truth and that site does not lie cause they have pictures to prove that event happened.. i know paris hasn't always been great but she is growing up now. its not really her falut about the past. she was the oldest of the hiltons fame came so fast.. she was young and didnt know how to handle it and guys were always taking advantage of her and getting her to do things she shouldn't. like drugs and stuff. when she was in school kids teased her cause she was rich and pretty like kyle richrds said and thats why guys take advantage of her and get her to do things.. everything happened so fast for her cause she was the oldest and when you are the oldest your the first to try everything. its hard! nicky didnt make the same mistakes cause she is younger and gets to learn from paris but paris didnt have anyone to look up to or learn from. she was the first for it all to happen. but she is trying to turn it around. you know you arent being fair. if nicky was the oldest this would be happening to nicky instead. just nicky can learn from pAris. paris had to walk the fame and fortune first.. not knowing how to handle it. you dont know what that does to a child or young girl. you know this isnt her falut and it isnt kathys either its the fact the grandfather was rich everything piled so fast.
This is surreal.
Two 'paris' people arguing about her 'merits'.
LOL
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
go one that site!!! i have proof. they have pictures of paris and brittany every day this week and last week. that is the truth!! stop being so mean!
go one that site!!! i have proof. they have pictures of paris and brittany every day this week and last week. that is the truth!! stop being so mean!
i had a friend im not going to say her name its private.. its not paris but she used to be on cocaine and cut all the time also had builmia. but now she is going to church and she stopped doing drugs or cutting. she is a better person now.. so people can change.. i understand you don't like the old paris.. but please give the new paris a chance. she is doing alot better than she used too. it isnt fair since she is a celebrity and you know all her secrets you wont take time to enjoy the new paris. she is sweet helping and caring. she does not do drugs anymore... i know she used to. and she kept her promise she would stay with her new bff im sure you thought after the show she leave them. but the truth is she spends time with all of them. they had xmas party all the bffs at paris house not on xmas day though. and they all spent halloween together. she is being so nice to them. and benji didnt change her it was about a month after jail she changed completely. have we seen anymore dui? No she learned her lesson. partying isnt against the law though. also if you go to http://www.parishiltononline.net/ you will see yesturday she was at a hospital visiting kids.. but mk doesnt ever post the good things ever! only the bad. she is doing charity but you dont know it cause u keep wanting to read the bad stuff. she did earse ms and more went to africia to see kids. she has a good heart. i only believe the news unless i see a picture of her doing it not the words. mostly the words are lies. go look on that site for yourself she is being good! please!
have a heart please!
it is for SHOW. There is NOTHING genuine about Paris. that chick can't keep a friend to save her life.
why did she film ANOTHER stupid "BFF" show in London?
forget it, I am not going to waste any more of my time arguing with you- your head is up your ass, and that is where it will stay.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
yes i do KNOW brittany is a friend cause they been spending 24/7 since britt won the show. go to http://www.parishiltononline.net/ and you will see pictures from yesturday of paris and brittany visiting a hospital.. i think for kids and leaving to queensland. it was made up. cause those pictures are from yesturday. the pic of brandan and paris are old.. paris had short hair look at http://www.parishiltononline.net/ for the truth of what they did. paris hasnt seen brandan the whole time. all of the time in sydney she been with brittany and nicky and pictures TO PROVE IT! that site i gave you will show u she been spending 24/7 with brittany. and you will see the real her. and she isnt what u think. she isnt on drugs anymore. i know she was in the past.. i know she lied on larry king.. its cause she just came out of jail and he was making her feel uncomfortable. she did change. she hasnt always been great. ill admit that but she is better now. you dont have to like the old paris but give the new paris a chance.. she is doing her best.
IT Was made up cause the picture on the blog of her with brandan was old cause she had her short hair there. i saw a pic from yesturday her hair was the same lenth as it was. down to her chest. that picture was taken near the time brandan and paris were togther and insulting lindsay days. they are just trying to make news i think. cause she been with brittany all the first so brittany had to be in this that means he would be taking brittany too. now she is in queensland no longer in sydney
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
you REALLY think Brittany is a friend? the chick is there for show purposes. Come on...are you really that stupid? Paris has been doing drugs for years....she porbably slowed down when she was with Benji, but this is her lifestyle- surrounding herself with scum like Brandon Davis.
I actually liked Paris a little when she first hit the scene- but she is truly a disgusting human being. I seriously cannot fathom how anyone can like her.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
PSL:
I hope she is not in trouble. i hope this is made up. i think it might be cause she spent the whole time with brittany. where was brittany when this happened if it did? psl? be honest dont just say so cause you hate paris and you want her to be in trouble. do you think she is going to get any blame or brandon. i hate for this to be true. i been offline alot today i havent been looking the news :(
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
there ya go hon. It is a site run by a lawyer, and he is careful about his posts.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
okay psl.. where did you get that news if its true? i want to see for myself.
Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 2:29pm.
you funny girl.
you make funny jokes!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:29pm.
lizardbits, the retort should be coming in 3,2....
ooh- retort is probably too "big" a word....
Ok,who torted?
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PSL: *peeking out from security blanket*
What? Retort isn't some flavor of expensive poptart? Who'd athunk it?
*hides again*
lizardbits, the retort should be coming in 3,2....
ooh- retort is probably too "big" a word....
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 3:23pm.
OOOOOH! so that's what everybody was whispering about earlier this morning... AWESOME!!
*runs out and hides before the minions come back*
I suppose this is a lie too:
I think we can put all those Paris Hilton and George Clooney dating rumors to rest. Apparently Paris is doing the dirty this week with Brandon Davis while over in Sydney. I am sure the people in Australia are grateful that none of their citizens will be forced to hook up with either of the couple. Can you imagine what a petri dish would look like if you combined Paris and Brandon? It would be like the second coming of the Ebola virus.
In addition to the general nastiness which would be a Brandon and Paris hookup comes this interesting piece of news. About 3am on January 1st, a man was pulled over in Sydney for allegedly driving drunk. After he blew a .05 which is legally drunk in Sydney, the cops decided to search the vehicle in which he was driving.
In the vehicle the cops found three small resealable bags containing 2.5g of white powder, believed to be cocaine. The driver allegedly claimed it did not belong to him.
Officers also allegedly found a small number of tablets - the sex pill Viagra and sleeping pill Normison - in the driver's wallet.
OK, so far, nothing too out of the ordinary. But, when officers asked the driver where he was going he told them he was on his way to pick up Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis and take them to their hotel. Interesting. But, wait it gets better. I know, I know you are still stuck on the Viagra and Normison. I think the Viagra is for Brandon and the sleeping pill is for Paris. I mean even she doesn't want to be awake for Brandon Davis on Viagra.
So, now the police have stated that John Ibrahim owns the vehicle in which the alleged coke was found. Who in the hell is John Ibrahim? Well, it turns out that John Ibrahim is the promoter who was paying Paris' fee for New Years Eve. Interesting huh? Now the driver sounds a little more real and a little less like the David Lee Roth impersonator in Canada.
Mr. Ibrahim has always claimed he is a legitimate businessman and has no part in the drug trade of Australia. He says that he does not own the vehicle in which the alleged cocaine was found and that he is just an acquaintance of the driver.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Paris DID write THAT! She is not illiterate. she is smarter... way smarter then people give her credit for.. Paris is NOT DUMB!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
there is NO fucking WAY Paris wrote that.
she is fucking illiterate.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Kitty Z? where is she from?
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
I don't have a Nick Carter doll. I don't even like the backstreet boys. I never did. I liked N'SYNC When i was 12. But I don't like them anymore either. My favorite groups and musicians are Black eyed pea, Taylor Swift, Good Charolette.. i only like GC songs now though, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Mr. Capone, Lil RoMEO And Avril Lavigne.
Plus Paris did write that. Her BFFS wrote stuff too on their profile. Paris was just making it sound professional. She is smart.
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
Am I the only one who thinks that the paris bitches are just trolls pulling our strings? Just a thought... If she is real, all the power to mocking and I bless thee...
KittyZ!!!!??!! Holy cow ! Is that you????
itsparisbitch ignores all of my posts. I don't know whether I should be insulted or I should do a happy dance.
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Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 10:56am.
No misspelled words, thanks to spell-checker. One comma splice. One improper use of third person. But she didn't write that: a marketing person did.
What do you think of the George Clooney rumor? For real? Have they hooked up?
I still think itsparisbitch is grumpy because someone ripped the head off her Nick Carter dolly.
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Itsparisbitch:
Paris did not write that. Some PR person did. Any inconsistency here, perhaps?:
"But Paris Hilton's appeal doesn't stop there. I have made several appearances on the silver screen... I released her 2004 autobiography, Confessions of an Heiress..."
Dumbass didn't even proofread the copy she was copying and pasting.
Here is something Paris typed on a blog. Yes she did type this herself! It is about her BFF show and all I did was copy it and paste it to here. So here shows she knows how to spell and write. Says A+ in English class. This so this proves she did actually take the GED test. She also passed. The ditzy is only a act. She is actually intellgent. She isn't dumb and stupid. I swear I didn't have someone else type this. It was her on a blog and only her. Here it is:
I define "celebrity." Since I first claimed my crown as queen of the tabloids, I have lived the high life like none other. My entourage is a veritable who's who of A-listers and has included such super-celebs as Nicole Richie, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. But I have a tendency to go through friends like tissues, so now I'm searching for a new BFF.
I'm more than just a hotel heiress who knows how to have a good time, I'm an independent woman who has found success in all forms of media. I started modeling professionally at the age of 19, and by 20 I was already gaining a reputation as America's premier socialite. Then, my career really took off in 2003 with the reality series The Simple Life.
But Paris Hilton's appeal doesn't stop there. I have made several appearances on the silver screen, including a cameo in Zoolander and a supporting role in House of Wax. I released her 2004 autobiography, Confessions of an Heiress, which was followed by her debut album in 2006, simply titled -- what else? -- Paris. I have also released several fragrances and a line of footwear.
It may seem like I'm on top of the world, but sometimes it can get lonely up there. As a woman who's almost always surrounded by controversy, I need a new BFF to help me through the tough times. That means, above all else, my new BFF must be trustworthy. I've been burned before, as "friends" are quick to turn their insider info into cash, selling my stories to the tabloids.
That's why I'm in total control on my show: Paris Hilton's My New BFF. I know exactly what I want in a new best friend, and I always gets what I want!
So is any words mispelled? on her blog? I say her writing is proably better than you can do. She isn't stupid it's only a act. She even said it in a interview. This proves she was telling the truth. So now you have proof she can type. You don't know anything about her.
No i didn't go to Paris English class. she went to buckley and a catholic school. i never went to either. i went to a public school. im not saying where. i know how to type.. im just typing online and people mispell on purpose so it wont take as long to type. people do it all the time. Paris knows how to type and spell good too. Haven't you read her blogs. They're online. People act so surprised that she can type and spell. It's not like im typing a buisness letter. It's just online fun. The're is no rule that you have to follow the grammar poilcy!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
Yuck...this is not cool. Happy f'in New Year to me.
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup.
***Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:59am.
P.s I made that quote up for her! Its not one of her personnal Quotes.
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
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Did you and Paris go to the same English class?
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
P.s I made that quote up for her! Its not one of her personnal Quotes.
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
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Paris is Beauitful!!!!!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and there not~Paris Hilton
Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 6:02pm.
Clooney's trying to stay relevant. This is faux news; probably spun by his people since he's the one joking all the time about the media all up in people's relationships.
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yeah, well Paris Hilton is no laughing Matter!!! That's not a joke I'd want to play on the media, because if people believe it, then the joke is on his career!!!
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Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 8:03pm.
George is an arrogant, rude cunt.
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Well he certainly comes across that way.
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LOL!!! She really has her publicists reaching too high for us to believe now!! George should sue her for defamation of Character!!! I just find this extremly hard to believe, Clooney is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, why would he want to ruin his career like that? I think we'd have a better chance of seeing Clooney with Brit Brit before this nasty skank!!! Perhaps she asked him to meet her to give her some career advice(ha!) and he was just being nice in the christmas spirit! lol!!!Shit if this were true, than that means there's actually a chance in hell Brad Pitt will dump cuntalina for me one day! LOL!! i.e.: I'm not buying it!
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They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 2:01am.
Paris can write?
How are you, SB? Thanks for the credit info. *watching new hi-def TV*
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In your siggy, can you maybe change "their" to "they're"? Be good....
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Considering it's a Paris quote, the spelling is probably right-on. I'm sure that's how Wonky would write it down on paper.
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."