George Clooney Has A Problem
This might just be another fairy tale from the pages of Life&Style, but if it's not, I will be holding auditions next week to replace George Clooney's place in my no-heart. Life&Style says he might, just might, be dating Parasite Hilton. Barf on me, because this is hurtful.
The two have apparently met up twice just before Christmas. A friend of Wonky's (probably one of her evil crabs) said they had drinks at the Whiskey Bar alone. The crab friend said, "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room."
Some other source said the two also had dinner with a group of whores at Dan Tana's the next night.
How can George sit there without worrying about Wonky's twat maggots crawling into his pants and nibbling on his peen? If Brad Pitt should ever make George's dreams come true by turning gay, George is going to have no peen to offer him!
I know George loves the sluts, but this is just beyond. Wonky isn't just your regular cocktail waitress who moonlights as a professional dick sucker at night, she's a straight-up nuclear zone. If he wants to find another beard to replace Robot Call Girl, he should try to find one that's not going to make him the free clinic's #1 customer. Besides, Wonky probably can't even strap-on for him! Whenever something rubbery gets close to her puss-inferno, it melts into a puddle. That would make George sad!
Here's Wonky still terrorizing Australia yesterday. KEEP HER!
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Funny, I was picking at my cold sore while reading this...TMI I know but felt it was appropriate for this post
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Submitted by itsparisbitch on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 1:45am.
Hi, there. I like your avie. Could I make one tiny suggestion that will help you avoid teasing? In your siggy, can you maybe change "their" to "they're"? Be good....
Paris i love your dress.it looks beauitful and i love your hair!! HOT as always! :D brittany looks great as well. looks like she is really getting a bunch of style! we all know where it comes from! take care and don't worry what these people say on here. only read my comments not the others. if u come on here. cause you are better then that and i love u! u are beauitful and sweet and i know that! so thats all that matters. take care and have a good night or day whenever u read this. give yourself a hug for me. and continue to enjoy life to the fullest for as you mostly do. please dont worry about the other comments. if u read any of them only read mine please! i love u! u dont need the others who are just cruel.. cause we all know you are sweet and down to earth! FUCK MK paris!!! u are better then his pervert ass will ever be! ahhha We both know that! *Winks*
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
Well hooking up with parasite he knows he will get laid on the first date. Maybe he is too cheap to hire a hooker?
Clooney has lost his HOT. So she can have him.
as for paris agrees with Linzee who gives a fuck!
YUCK! George is looking as sexless as Brad Pitt! They have faces like my granny's slip slops!
Who cares which guy this fugly whore is banging this millisecond???
FUCK OFF, PARASITE. Never come back to the States. Everyone here hates your stupid ass.
Stavros is fucking HOT.
His family will disown him if he marries the Whore-ess...ain't gonna happen. That is why she wants him so much...because he'll never give her what she wants.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 10:37pm.
Can't be for his $$$, cos.. you know.
Mayhaps the appeal all lies in the fact that she can't have him? Sounds like his family thinks she's just a highly publicised whore, and nice greek boys don't marry those ones.
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Stavros is Paris' one true love.
She'll ALWAYS want that guy.
I wonder why...
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Pfft. Rubbish. Apparently Wonky is still licking on Stavros's tzatziki pump:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/01/stavros-niarchos-paris-hilton-...
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He needs to revive his career with this walking STD? What is the world coming too? What next? The pope and the free clinic?
perez hilton is a gossiper cuz he aint disgusting! and he's been on way more then u!! mk!
Perez, your site is the bomb!!!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
yep!! looks like cloony likes her!! ha ha MK. u need to get over posting mean blogs about her!! stop posting sick blogs on her and if u want to be a gossiper only post facts not talk about vags and crabs u sick perv!!
oh those sad jealous losers! They make me laugh cause i'm hot and their not~Paris Hilton
Well, he's got the pimp stache' working...figures he'd round up the likeliest hooker on the stroll..hell, she prolly pays him to let her work for him, cuz she's so smart and all.
just...ewww...to both of them...
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Put me up against a wall and unload a full metal jacket but I think Clooney and Paris might be a match made in heaven. Think of the publicity. Attention whore heaven!
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I read about this somewhere else too. WTF?! Clooney must be desperate or something, this is way beyond desperation though, this is just SAD! And DANGEROUS!
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this walking VD needs to wear full floor lenght dresses that cover those brontosaurus size feet of hers nightmares are made of those nasty feet. and what is up with that fug dress
Both are gross.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
George is an arrogant, rude cunt.
What's with the 'porn' mustache?
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He has to be pretty desperate to want publicity with Paris Hilton. Poor Georgie baby!
Wonky got huge feet.
in my world this couple makes perfect sense!
Serious, that cracks me up all the time that she got the fam damily shut out of the will with pitenance inheritances by being such a stupid, vapid whore. It gives me the giggles. I never stayed at any Hiltons after I learned about her. Now that she is not getting the money, the option is back on the table, not that I have chosen to exercise that option.
Paris laughs at us. Yes, that is very ironic, isn't it.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Total bullshit!!!!!
O no!! George, everyone been in that shit, set some standards!!
Clooney's trying to stay relevant. This is faux news; probably spun by his people since he's the one joking all the time about the media all up in people's relationships.
Poopele scribbled:
"this is a smart move for george...
Paris probably doesn't mind strapping one on now and then...
and when he blows her off she won't hit him up for any money."
HAHAHAHAHA! meh...
The best reason for this fuckery I have heard all day.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
Oh Wonky...
When will you learn that you have never been relevant, even in the slightest? That's you're a global joke? That your family members have lost hundreds of millions of dollars in inheritance money because of your leg spread slutty stupidity (which makes me wonder why they haven't killed you yet)? I could go on, but I'm sure you've stopped reading by now, as your uneducated brain requires you to play rock band 2 instead of learning to read at an 8th grade level...
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 4:35pm.
Angel_i, saw your YouTube video. Brilliance. And please, tell me you didn't just write that you had fantasies about The Cloontang.
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Y thank u!
And yes - yes I did. He's a mighty handsome pepaw - just the way I likes'em! Except for the fact that he has such a penchant for whores!
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hell NO! If this shit is true...George you're dead to me.
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this is a smart move for george...
Paris probably doesn't mind strapping one on now and then...
and when he blows her off she won't hit him up for any money.
Angel_i, saw your YouTube video. Brilliance. And please, tell me you didn't just write that you had fantasies about The Cloontang.
*BARF* And to think I had sexy times fantasies about that guy. To be honest - the last trick was pushing it....
That dress is ...um...interesting...
I like the shoes on the other ho, tho.
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Her feet are so fucking big. Her shoes look like some fucking skis. Ugh.
Maybe George enjoys Hilton's manly hands on him. She's got the ugliest hands and feet west of the Rockies.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Oz has those loverly vacation islands complete with enclosed housing and complimentary food, right? Can't she go visit, for 'rest'?
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
We all know how Parasite operates by now, and the dumb skank is on a major publicity push as we speak. You know damn well this story is bullshit, but if called on it, she'll claim she doesn't know anything about it. That's because the tramp pays people to plant this nonsense in the tabloids. She's a disgusting whore that is good for nothing but a laugh. Australia can keep her diseased ass.
Whores are whores. Any port in a storm and all that. It's not likely but not surprising, either. George do drink a lot, too, which anecdotal evidence suggests may reduce your inhibitions and good judgment.
Hi drama my luv! I haven't been posting much but when the subject is mah mayn George I must speak up. There's now way he'd allow his peen anywhere near this walking petri dish.
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Submitted by Salem13 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:00pm.
I have a *really* hard time believing George is straight. Theres just something about him, its like hes always try to prove hes straight by dating all these "young" "beautiful" woman.
Erm. Hes a superstar so who should he date? Old ugly women???? Then people would say 'BEARD' C'mon, i'd be the same, actually i am the.....forget it, who am i kidding?
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Dayum. Wonky has neck wrinkles already? Hell, I don't even have those yet!
I have a *really* hard time believing George is straight. Theres just something about him, its like hes always try to prove hes straight by dating all these "young" "beautiful" woman.
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OMG Georgie boy, be prepared for your dick to fell out!
Gina Latina! Nice to see your fine self today!
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I call bullshit on this one.
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Clooney is a man whore, but I don't think even he would touch that skank.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.