George Clooney Has A Problem
This might just be another fairy tale from the pages of Life&Style, but if it's not, I will be holding auditions next week to replace George Clooney's place in my no-heart. Life&Style says he might, just might, be dating Parasite Hilton. Barf on me, because this is hurtful.
The two have apparently met up twice just before Christmas. A friend of Wonky's (probably one of her evil crabs) said they had drinks at the Whiskey Bar alone. The crab friend said, "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages. They didn't seem to be aware of anyone else in the room."
Some other source said the two also had dinner with a group of whores at Dan Tana's the next night.
How can George sit there without worrying about Wonky's twat maggots crawling into his pants and nibbling on his peen? If Brad Pitt should ever make George's dreams come true by turning gay, George is going to have no peen to offer him!
I know George loves the sluts, but this is just beyond. Wonky isn't just your regular cocktail waitress who moonlights as a professional dick sucker at night, she's a straight-up nuclear zone. If he wants to find another beard to replace Robot Call Girl, he should try to find one that's not going to make him the free clinic's #1 customer. Besides, Wonky probably can't even strap-on for him! Whenever something rubbery gets close to her puss-inferno, it melts into a puddle. That would make George sad!
Here's Wonky still terrorizing Australia yesterday. KEEP HER!
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Gross - I just want to gouge my eyes out w/ a highlighter just thinking about that match up. But, I wonder if it's something like that stupid show were the "stars" were trying to punk the paps and the general public. Were they doing that recently thinking they were so smart?? I could see Clooney doing that - he is very self involved and would think it was a "hoot".
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:08pm.
HOLA SOCKY!! are you saluting or winking? Say, do you have a tie dyed outfit? That acid jobbie made me think td may be your next look! (fingers crossed) Some nice indian cotton... think about it babe
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:56pm.
Same to you Socky!
I think Clooney is probably just messing with her.
Clit teaser.
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She's stupid enough to be wear a t-shirt from the "Facts of Life" just to show her devotion. Trust.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I'm hoping for a spring wedding.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue... three out of four for her twat.
HOLA SOCKY!! are you saluting or winking? Say, do you have a tie dyed outfit? That acid jobbie made me think td may be your next look! (fingers crossed) Some nice indian cotton... think about it babe
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Thankfully the dinosaurs didn't have a space program.
I don't believe it. If George wanted a female hole to bang, why Parasite? Why would he want to visit the Free Clinic to clear up the assorted crabs, sores and whatnots her nasty gina/no no hole would give him?
Didn't he see that king size Herbie the Herp on her Ozzie pics (hurl).
George, if you want to get down and dirty, get a low rent crack whore. They are less diseased than Parasite.
Ugh, I need some bleach to towel off the ickies...
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
see this is why I foxes wit MK...I just bought this mag yesterday!
Anyway, what is she wearing?
Is that a Paris Hilton purse she is carrying?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:48pm.
Same to you Socky!
I think Clooney is probably just messing with her.
Clit teaser.
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Is he really that desperate?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:21pm.
Didn't he bang Snatcher at one point?
Suddenly, this story isn't so shocking.
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Interesting you ask that, Grasshopper..a couple of years back, Snatcher did an in-depth interview with Vanity Fair mag right after Valentine's Day. Rumours had swirled about her and GC in the weeks preceeding the interview. When the reporter arrived at her house, Snatcher opened the door with red swollen eyes and then blubbered repeatedly over the next couple of hours (sooo annoying; geez Louise, have some pride) as she was interviewed. She talked about this *mystery* guy - a real Hollywood Casanova who had seduced her and then dumped her. As a parting gift, he sent her a huge wicker pig. It's no secret that GC has had at least one pig over the years as a beloved pet. I was seriously disappointed in George.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:42pm.
Maybe Clooney has a thing for those skis that Paris calls feet.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:04pm.
Maybe he thought..hmmm...big feet...huge 'gina. Clooney likes a challenge.
Maybe Clooney has a thing for those skis that Paris calls feet.
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Complete bullshit. No A-lister (or B, C, etc. lister) would have anything to do with that trash.
George insulted her intelligence too many times for this to be true. Plus, he's a Taurus and has standards.
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:04pm.
Haribo - are you talking about George or Paris?
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parasite of course!
in the first thumb her armpit looks like a dirty vagina......so sick. i hate this ugly whore.
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I think Paris needs to visit the Gaza Strip.
This tells me Life & Style is lie telling: "Paris and George sat and talked together for ages." Paris has the intelligence & attention span of a gnat. I call bullshit!
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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:07pm.
Clooney is not stupid, but he's as much of an attention whore as anyone in Hollywood.
That may well be, but he has better ways of getting attention -- making public atrocities in 3rd-world countries, for example.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Didn't he bang Snatcher at one point?
Suddenly, this story isn't so shocking.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Just last May the internet reported this:
Actor GEORGE CLOONEY has vehemently denied reports he launched a bitter attack on socialite PARIS HILTON in a recent U.S. magazine interview.
The Michael Clayton star was said to have slammed the hotel heiress during an interview with America's Rolling Stone magazine, allegedly calling Hilton a "wannabe" and ridiculing her acting talents.
The star was quoted as saying, "There is a funny thing that happens when you are a young actor. You equate financial success and getting jobs with whether or not you are good at it.
"And it still happens. That's why there is Paris Hilton. Now I'm in trouble with Paris Hilton."
But the Hollywood hunk's representative states the comments were taken out of context, insisting the quips used in the article were not connected.
Clooney's spokesman Stan Rosenfield says, "He made a long joke in between those two quotes. Making fun of himself. Two different statements are being used that were barely connected."
Rosenfield adds, "And (they were) certainly not the spirit of the interview."
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
I wouldn't let George Clooney touch my chimichangas if you paid me.
He's so gross. && so is Paris.
Why is this shocking? I'm just surprised it took this long for it to happen! George dates waitresses, hostess', and probably escorts. If it weren't for Paris' parents MONEY, she would've ended up as all of the above. George finally goes for someone in hollywood and he picks up something straight from the bottom of the barrel!?
I refuse to believe this.
Clooney may like sluts, but sophisticated sluts. Not flat out diseased WHORES!
Just. No.
this coupling is barf-o-riffic
OMG I dreamed about George Clooney last night. And no, I don't like him or anything, so it wasn't one of "those" kind of dreams. I dreamed we were both in a shower together for some reason.
What could George and the Queen of Herp possibly have to discuss?!?!?
No.
BTW why does everyone think the Clooney is gay? I quite like him in some things, not so much in others so have nothing invested in this, just wondering.
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LOL When you think of it Paris Hilton and George Clooney make a great couple, both have been around the block more the you can count, both are self righteous, egotistical people who have the body of full grown adults and the mentality of adolescence teenagers and between those two, they can form a new breed of STD’s that can wipe humanity clean in sixty seconds.
I didn't make the avie --can't take credit.
Thanks tho! :)
Whatever - I think it was CDAN that I heard that Clooney is a giant raging closet 'mo anyway so even if they have been "meeting" it would be all for show anyway.
Who is that dumb pouting ho with her with the fugly shoes? Is that the stupid tramp who won her stupid ass "reality" show?
What the fuck is Herpes Queen wearing a fucking window sconce attached to a bikini top?
Submitted by christine the hoff: "If this is true, then Clooney's as gay as my granny's easter bonnet."
CTH, it's not true, but I do think Clooney goes both ways...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 11:56am.
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I hope you're right, cause I like GC; but he'll be dead to me if he touches her.
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LOL When you think of it Paris Hilton and George Clooney make a great couple, both have been around the block more the you can count, both are self righteous, egotistical people who have the body of full grown adults and the mentality of adolescence teenagers and between those two, they can form a new breed of STD’s that can wipe humanity clean in sixty seconds.
fuzzyslippers, I'd jump at the chance to be his next Robot Call girl! Live the high life, and get some parting cash........sounds good to me!
It's Clooney, for Chrissakes!
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by Ang on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 12:06pm.
@crazyinjapan
Yup! Whip it good, pilgrim.
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Harharhaahaha! So creative.
Clooney is not stupid, but he's as much of an attention whore as anyone in Hollywood. His star hasn't been as high and shiny lately, and neither has Herpes Hilton's. Sounds like a stupid PR stunt set up by their publicity whores.
That dress and the model are gross. Shouldn't she be out rounding up burglary suspects?
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Yup! Whip it good, pilgrim.
Bullshit, this man could have any woman he wanted, why would he want this collection of STD's?
Haribo - are you talking about George or Paris?
If it's true then the Cloon has Alzheimers. Straight up.
My dipshit of a mother called me and told me to sign up for auditions for a movie shooting in St. Louis. She told me to do it so I'd get a chance to bag George Clooney.
I told her there was no way I was going to be another Robot Call Girl, but she didn't get it, dumb slut.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Maybe he thought..hmmm...big feet...huge 'gina. Clooney likes a challenge.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
@Ang:
Is your avie John Wayne performing "Whip It?"
I do believe the story of the Parasitic Hilton attending the same party as Leonardo DiCaprio and poor Leo having to keep racing to the other side of the room to avoid the herp. Clooney wouldn't go within 10 feet of her because Leo would tease.
He could always pull a Devito and blame the Lemoncello's
She serenaded him with, "Let's Get Physical," and he thought she meant she wanted a partner for the gym.
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Clooney is not that stupid. Dating Paris would completely ruin his career.
If this is true, then Clooney's as gay as my granny's easter bonnet.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
AND the headband is ridiculous. I curse thee LaToya Jackson!