Monday, January 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 2nd!
ATTTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOO!! What the.....? - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it. - Stoney
You know you're officially considered a loser when a pack of 4 inch lizards think they can take you on... - moistiest
Paris Hilton's crotch critters attack the Rite Aid checkout boy. - Dr. Funk
Thanks Mark
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This bitch does multiple anole porn.
These Geico advertisements have gone too far.
These guys? They helped me quit smoking.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Holy shit, are those zits on his cheek?
Marilyn Manson realized the make-up was too old to shock anyone anymore.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What? My mom wouldn't let me get tats. I'll show her!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
If you blow a couple of lizards, does that make you a homo??
One call to Geico may have saved Michael Phelps $300, but it couldn't cure his butterface.
Laugh nasty at http://readmaryread.wordpress.com
Buffalo Bill: It puts the lizards on it's skin...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
"...And then I became the head Mathlethe. What lizards?"
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
People will try anything to get rid of acne.
Sure, it looks cool. But hanging lizards don't cure acne scars.
Motherfucking Geico's marketing tactics are getting agressive.
the DUDE! abides...
Phoebe Price's next venture in merchandising accessories.
Phoebe Price's next venture in merchandising accessories.
Phoebe Price's next venture in merchandising accessories.
Phoebe Price's next venture in merchandising accessories.
Phoebe Price's next venture in merchandising accessories.
Anole acne treatment, better than Proacive at half the cost.
Jason noticed, after receiving a facial from Dreamboat Doherty, that something was terribly wrong with his ejaculate emission
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Ok who drank my Vodka! Dammit!
store-brand acne treatment $9.99
haircut by your drunk/wonkyeyed neighbor $7.00
shiny science club jacket $15.00
living organisms stuck to your face after muff diving on the skanky girl down the street.....PRICELESS.
After ProActiv obviously didn't work, Bobby was willing to try anything.
"Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon . . ."
Bob gives new meaning to the term "lounge lizard."
So, am I cool now?
♥ ThreadKilla!
My Favourite DListed Things!
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
DINNER SERVED AT THE SPEARS HOUSE!!
Sexxaay times with random snakes could lead to JTD's (Jurassic Transmitted Diseases)
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Well yeah, Anniston may have had too many plastic surgeries, but I think a few of them were justified.
Larry King didn't always look like an OLD lizard......
Hey Wilbur, you got spinach in your teeth
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
They never let poor Rudolph join in any Hood-Rat games.
No Clem, this isn't how Mickey Rourke got so hot.
The curious face of Benjamin Bitten.
Dude, I'd have those looked at!
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...and I am praying for rain
praying for tidal waves...
A young Michael Crichton is inspired to write "Jurassic Park."
so now we know WHY Reed Kelly is even with Gayken - because he gives a froggy hot carl.
The only friends Redmond O'Neal has left that aren't in rehab.
Now Daryl knows why Proactiv's knockoff, Conactiv, was half the price.
Geico customers proof of insurance.
This is what happens when you don't pay your Geico bill.
Pimpled face boy: Do you have Geico for your insurance?
Off Screen Friend: No, what do they cover?
Pimpled face boy: Your car, your home, your motocycle/boats, and now your personal hygeine.
With the auto-makers having trouble Geico thought it would be in their best interest to pro-actively seek out new drivers and home owners.
Acupressure has gone green.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Too bad they can't pop his pimples too...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
The 30-year-old-virgin never did understand
the big deal about fourplay.
Annie warned him about Leapin Lizards!
Attack of the Rachel Zoe clones!
No baby, you misunderstood. I did not say I wanted Anole sex.
It all started with the flesh eating fish pedicures and now those crazy Asians have given us this fuckery.
I guess Grandma Palin is right, nothing worth while is ever easy.