The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 2nd!

I've given up on these. I never win. *sobs*

The one on the left size of his nose is about to pop.

The mayor of the Isle of Lizbos, neighbors to the isle of Lesbos...

Somebody's not living up to their New Year's Resolution to stop wearing small reptiles.

Honey, do these lizards make me look broken out?

...Here's Jessica Simpson before Pro-Active...

Stoney wins. Only a genius could think up "a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin."

The Lacoste alligator gets back at douchebags.

Lost footage from Fear Factor's Douchebag episode.

Geico says they can save you, but they don't say how do they?

Michael Phelps' early attempt at making it famous. He was definitely not having a Chico's kind of day.

If that's a Members Only jacket, I think this is their last member.

Now this IS so easy even a caveman can do it!

Hanging them all over your face does not help you win the "How Many Anoles Can You Fit in Your Anole-hole Contest?"

Somehow I don't think that THIS is what Jim Morrison was talking about when he talked about being the Lizard King.

This is what happens when you throw Geico, Proactive, Michael Phelps, firecrackers, and a Zippo lighter into a brown paper bag, and then you toss the bag on your neighbor's doorstep.

Antibiotics obviously don't work on her anymore, so Amy Winehouse decided to try out a different kind of treatment.

Facial Piercings: YOURE DOING IT WRONG!

Thanks to all of you that voted for me.. now it's "wait and see" as to who the winner is!
Thanks again!!!

Ah! A good ol' fashioned hillbilly piercing. You should see his Prince Albert!!!

Maybe if we slowly eat away at Micheal Phelps' ears and nose, his face will match his body.

Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 2:28pm.

lol. Regardless, this photo is majorly photoshopped. It's obvious to the trained eye. I won't point out the quirks and leave you captioners leeway.

Jessica says to use just a little dab of the Refining Mask. This is what happens when you slather it on.

The latest in the Proactive line of acne treatment.

And hell, in regards to my last comment.... Jamie Lynn would be VERY impressed.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

It's 2009 bitches!! Free piercings for everyone!!

Not a caption.... Those are green anoles, not geckos!! They are abundant where I live, and in elementary school, the little boys would do stuff like that to disgust (or impress) the little girls. The lizard earring was especially popular, and the most daring would get it to hang onto their tongues!! Yes, I am from the South.... why do you ask?

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Ah,is that Lizardbits Jr?

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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.

Yes, it's true, the Lochness Monster Jizzed in my face.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Levi Johnston figured if he can have one Palin hanging off his face, he might as well have the rest of 'em.

=-=-="Come on, get happy!"=-=-=-

is this the ladyboy from America's Next Big Moddle? Tyra is so cheap when it comes to photoshop.

fuck you Geico!

In early 2009, the "That's so gay" PSA campaign will be replaced by the "Bleed the lizard" PSA.

You know you're officially considered a loser when a pack of 4 inch lizards think they can take you on...

Daryl knew he had to step-up his game if he wanted to win the role of Gordon Gekko in his high school's musical interpretation of Wall Street.

As i've said before, sometimes it's tough being a trendsetter. somehow this look is more wholesome than somebody who needs to have a stranger pierce lots of holes in their no no hole regions from which they can hang earrings off of. at least when this dude decides that this look is so last decade, he won't have those hideous big holes in his ears from trying to look all tribal or something by stretching his ear holes with those black plugs. butt plugs do not belong in your ears.

shit, i don't know what any of that meant either.
mea culpa.

Parasite Hilton's crabs claim her latest victim

Inter Species Erotica. Damn kid, find a creature whos at least attractive like a goose, a pig maybe a nice Llama...not that i'd know anything about that subject...well.

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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”

Paris Hilton's attempt to get rid of her crabs by having lizards eat them backfired and this guy paid the price.

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Gay lizard bukkake

Oh, they weren't all "Happy Days". The bad habits he picked up from Goober kept Ron Opie Howard single much longer than he had expected later in life.

Since the Geico commercials have ended, geckos have been reduced to zit eating

Apparently, Paris Hilton's coochie is insured by Geico.

That's the kid i knew in middle school who picked his nose during band practice who would roll the boogers back and forth between his fingers and then stick it on the back of my chair.

not related: here's a funny tribute to 2008...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY

three cheers for a new year of new possibilities for all of us.

Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew

Barron Hilton got crabs for sharing the same acne treatment with her sister "Wonky Eyed" Parasite Hilton

yeah he's stupid.
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1/2 on this day:
In 1932, Radio City Music Hall opened in New York City.

MAH FACE IS THE OFFISHUL COOTIE CATCHER FER 2009!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

Demi Moores new boyfriend followed her lead and went to great measures to clear up his acne after seeing how great the leeches worked for her.

you know, I got some Robitussin in the cabinet. Help yourself.

ATTTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOO!! What the.....?

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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”

First the fish pedicure and now the lizard acne treatment. What's next, bumble bee stinging for lips?

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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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