Monday, January 5th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 2nd!
ATTTTCCCHHHOOOOOOOOO!! What the.....? - El Bastardo
Runners-up:
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it. - Stoney
You know you're officially considered a loser when a pack of 4 inch lizards think they can take you on... - moistiest
Paris Hilton's crotch critters attack the Rite Aid checkout boy. - Dr. Funk
Thanks Mark
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Roach clip KING.
I warned him not to go down on Pam Anderson.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Paris Hilton's crotch critters attack the Rite Aid checkout boy.
Don't ask for extra cheese. EVER. Just DON't.
i love how many of these have to do with eat paris hiltons snatch
Lizards...don't leave home without them.
Wonkey Valtrex crabs thrived so well in their home environment that they evolved into a new super species that eventually destroyed all mankind by spilling acid jizz on the faces of all who crossed their path.
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It's no use, the chameleons refuse to blend in with that face.
Please Janice, please pick me to be the acne care spokesmodel... I've tried everything!!
Cruella de Stone is baffled as her new accessories line leaves PETA up in arms.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:48pm.
Acne, greasy skin, shit haircut, jug ears......wait a minute! If i hang small lizards off my face THEN i'd get a girlfriend........remembered the 78yr old virgin on his deathbed.
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*ouch* -And, I thought *I* was being way harsh. lol
They didn't mention this in the Proactiv commercial.
I guess some people still like something green on their pizza.
Acne, greasy skin, shit haircut, jug ears......wait a minute! If i hang small lizards off my face THEN i'd get a girlfriend........remembered the 78yr old virgin on his deathbed.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Fake, fake, fake, fake, fucking fake.
Lizards hate Mark Wahlberg!
Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 01/02/2009 - 1:38pm.
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it.
LMMFAOOO!^^^
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Dork-Sided!!!
Ashton Kutcher's Latest Project: Geckos and the Geek
Good God, don't show this to Joaquin Phoenix.
Someones just got home from The Hulks Bukkake Party!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
george bush seeks advice from his top aides
This is what happens when you want "A Night In Paris".. You come out with herpes all over your face, and cooch lizards stuck all over you.
So easy, even a caveman's freckled home-schooled second cousin could do it.
Michael gave new meaning to Jim Morrison's quote "I am the Lizard King. I can do anything!"
Eating out Paris Hilton has it's consequences.
After the success of the Shiba Inu Six webcam, everybody wants to get in on the act.
Awww! Geckos! The Geico Gecko has babehs!
Even at a young age, it was Charlie Sheen's wet dream as a child to be covered in lot lizards.
Michael C.
Mississippi State, MS
He heard leeches suck blood, so he figured that his lizards can suck his puss.
Bruce Banner 16 , nearly there.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Rachel Zoe scored a coup by recruiting Bill Gates as the spokesmodel for her new LizardFace line of facial piercings.
Eddie Lizard.
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
" Why did i go down on Paris? WHYYYYYYYYYYY????? "
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Unable to afford Proactiv, Carl was willing to try anything to clear up his acne.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Microsoft and Geico merger -- power meeting at noon.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
You don't want to see where the 5th and 6th ones are!
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Ask me about my very large penis and inability to maintain a long-term relationship.
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All eft up.
Proof that Geico Insurance really does suck.