Megan Lewis Is Gettin' A Divorce!
Escandalo! Maybe? I hope. Kelly Rutherford has quit her marriage of two years and she's three months knocked up! Oh shit. Dat baby ain't his! Or maybe she woke up and realized he had busted gay face for a reason: because he loves the peen. Or maybe he got sick of sharing the tit with his 2-year-old! Uh oh. Here comes the e-mails from La Leche League. Brace yourself, inbox.
Whatever the case may be, Kelly filed for divorce from Daniel Giersch on December 30th in Los Angeles. She claimed the good old "irreconcilable differences" as the reason why her legal union crashed and burned. I'm pretty sure that in Hollywood, "irreconcilable differences" means the wifey caught the husband licking on another man's ass lips. Check the legal books.
Kelly and Daniel have a 2-year-old handbag son together they named Hermés Gustaf Giersch.
This is Kelly's second divorce. Her first marriage lasted a grand total of five whole months. Hey, at least she broke her last record.
But seriously, I think I've seen her power bottom twink husband dancing to a Deborah Cox song on a box in nothing but tighty whiteys at Micky's in West Hollywood back in the day.
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Submitted by ladystink on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:39pm.
Is he sick? She dumped the last one a few weeks after the wedding when he was diagnosed with a serious heart ailment. She never told of the break-up until after the airing of a storybook wedding special in which she was featured. She's not much for the 'in sickness and in health' part. Maybe this one got the flu
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Seriously??
Mickey's burned down!! It was so sad...
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:34pm.
Godly boys! Lol. I like it and I understand it. And she's the chick from Melrose Place, no? Hence the friendship with Lisa Rinna and Marcia Cross? I just can't remember who she is... I think a doctor and a one of those evil women but I don't remember a single of her storylines.
kelly's hubby has gayface...and i thibk kelly is trying to compete with christie brinkley with how many short term marriages she can collect in her lifetime...
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They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
This must be the blind item that everyone thought was about Kate Walsh.
At least Hermes will have little sibling Dolce or Gabbana to keep him company.
Her husband looks like he could be her son! IMO she looks at least 10 years older than him. Maybe its because she always looks so sloppy-- uncombed hair, no makeup, ragged clothes, etc?
Submitted by cprincess on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 9:12pm.
she looks REALLY annoying......
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I have to agree with you
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Is he sick? She dumped the last one a few weeks after the wedding when he was diagnosed with a serious heart ailment. She never told of the break-up until after the airing of a storybook wedding special in which she was featured. She's not much for the 'in sickness and in health' part. Maybe this one got the flu.
Submitted by TT99 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:33pm.
He is gayer than a 3 dollar bill on vacation in Provincetown while walking arm in arm with George Takei while listening to Erasure in his iPod.
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ROFLMFAO fuck you people are hilarious today! =))
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"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
who is she anyway????
she looks REALLY annoying......
Hold up, wait a minute. Are we to believe that dude in the picture is her husband? Gayface? He is gayer than a 3 dollar bill on vacation in Provincetown while walking arm in arm with George Takei while listening to Erasure in his iPod. I think the kid finally told Kelly, "Mom, Dad is sooo Gay!"
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Oh yes,he def has the gay face
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Is he rich? He has gayface, but that face is also found on what I call "godly boys". Who are often closeted gayfaces. Perhaps it's really a subspecies of gay. Whatever. He looks like a godly boy.
When I scrolled down one look and I thought "twink". They certainly look like an odd pair, like she's too butch for him.
total twink gayface. Hermes for a son's name??
Pucci would be better.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Oh well at least her tits have constant company LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
He's gay and her blinded eyes are just opened, otherwise she has goldigger syndrome. Fuck an obviously gay man, get knocked up twice and then take all his millionaire money. Good for her!
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In Hollywood, you never know who is the star and who is the stage prop!
P.S. - Who says that gays can't get married in California?! Kelly's three dollar bill of a man makes Proposition 8 into the joke that it is!
Was she one of the blind items from a few days ago?
Nobody stays married anymore. Meh.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
i used to nanny for kelly and i can honestly say she is an awesome person, an amazing mom and i would totally support any decision she made about her marriage.
As Mike and Madam S said long before, Kelly Rutherford has the most random IMDb profile. I liked this straight-faced, no-explanation-needed line, too: "Shortly after her wedding her then 31-year-old husband had an unexpected cardiac arrest - he recovered. [Summer 2001]"
She looks way older than her gay man.
This dude should've known better. Didn't she ditch her last hubby after he got into a car accident? I guess "in sickness and in health" didn't last very long for her.
danperducci-SACRILEGE! You mean the Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer special. Came out in '62. We watch it every year and I watched it before I had kids every Christmas without fail. Love Claymation.
More O.T. She might just be high maintenance or incapable of staying in ltr's. some people just don't do well in that capacity. But divorcing while she is pregnant..well I guess it's better than the kids being stuck in a miserable home.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:26am.
HA HA HA! I love the random 'fast fun facts' they throw in there. For even better random facts check out nndb.com and look people up there.
Looks like a cross between Tom Cruise and the elf dentist from that ancient television Christmas special about a reindeer with a red nose.
irreconcilable differences
but they were over the moon...
That dude looks like Shia laDouche... like a half-cooked prostitot she-elf.
I see gayface
but then you have to look at the eyes to see it....., and it might have been Rage he was dancing at or Studio one akak the Factory for you younger children
they put you in jail for wearing red shoes in East Hampton, it's a nasty republican town
Man she looks haggard and old. Is Megan much older than the sperm donor? She looks like a 45+ yo breeder moo out with her trophy baby and teen age son.
Payday came and with it beer.
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I'm not seeing gay-face in the soon-to-be-ex husband's face, but I DO see a poor little kid saddled with a name that will get him beat up on the playground.
Why are these Hollyweird parents such ass-hats?
I get the vibe that he's one of those guys who can sit glued with the Playstation absolutely oblivious for 8 hours while the kid is screaming in his crapped out diaper and Mom is totally frustrated.
Wasn't this a blind item last week?
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He looks a little like Gayken in that picture. I saw a cuter picture of him on JustJared yesterday.
HAPPY SATURDAY DIRTY DLISTED HOOKERS!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:19am.
I couldn't understand where I would have ever seen this woman, but she looked SO familiar and then I realized... "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr."!
....I loved her on Generations when she was dating the Richard Marx looking dude. Her and Vivica's characters were best friends I think.
anyway I am shocked!!!
aw hell my shocked face fell off....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
It looks like the husband has been getting more facials thant the wifey...
BTW, I don't think that hubby is jealous of the [winged messenger] getting more titty time. I think that's called a relief in twink power bottom's book...
I remember, once upon a time, when she was the wholesome little gal who loved Dr. Michael Mancini more than Macaroni and Cheese dinners. Now she seems like a middle aged Norma Desmond who is looking for a marriage of convenience to convince folks that she appeals to fans outside of Istanbul...
The biggest tragedy? The son looks more butch than the father. Nuff said.
Submitted by Bro287 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:33am.
Look at his face:
Does the look say
a) I'm out with my family, I'm having fun!
b) I can't wait to get home to bang my wife!
c) I can't wait to get home to take a long bubble bath with my playgirl mag!
d) I just saw some juicy peen and I wants it!!!!
If you answered c or d then he has gay face.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:24am.
He's not gay - he's just German.
Really? (Can't be bothered to look.) From the winged messenger's age, it sounds like she got pregnant before marriage and now is pregnant while they divorce.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:19am.
If I were the kid, I'd drop the accent over the e and tell folks I was named for Hermes Conrad (from Futurama).
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HA! Love it.
I TOTALLY see the gayface, it's screaming at me.
I call bullshit. This is her second marriage?
El ee ess bee o fer sure. She won't admit it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
To break her own record would mean she was married for less than 5 months, that record still stands.
What is gay-face, looking a little sweet to the viewer?
Submitted by lizardbits1: "Interesting NYTimes article about how divorce rates are going down because nobody can sell the houses they lived in as a couple... interesting, huh?"
As my old colleague used to say: "It's cheaper to keep her"
Submitted by Mejinn on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:23am.
Naw... I thought she was the Juilette character. They resemble each other.
I love Lily van der Woodson!
Submitted by madam s. on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:22am.
Also, her IMDB page says she's big in Turkey.
Which is even funnier than being big in Japan for some reason.
That is funny, but from her wikipedia page, I learned she "is friends with The O.C. actress Kelly Rowan and also practices yoga together with Lisa Rinna and Marcia Cross."
Now that's some news you can use.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:19am.
If I were the kid, I'd drop the accent over the e and tell folks I was named for Hermes Conrad (from Futurama).
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OMG! Yes..lolol...Classic!