Megan Lewis Is Gettin' A Divorce!
Escandalo! Maybe? I hope. Kelly Rutherford has quit her marriage of two years and she's three months knocked up! Oh shit. Dat baby ain't his! Or maybe she woke up and realized he had busted gay face for a reason: because he loves the peen. Or maybe he got sick of sharing the tit with his 2-year-old! Uh oh. Here comes the e-mails from La Leche League. Brace yourself, inbox.
Whatever the case may be, Kelly filed for divorce from Daniel Giersch on December 30th in Los Angeles. She claimed the good old "irreconcilable differences" as the reason why her legal union crashed and burned. I'm pretty sure that in Hollywood, "irreconcilable differences" means the wifey caught the husband licking on another man's ass lips. Check the legal books.
Kelly and Daniel have a 2-year-old handbag son together they named Hermés Gustaf Giersch.
This is Kelly's second divorce. Her first marriage lasted a grand total of five whole months. Hey, at least she broke her last record.
But seriously, I think I've seen her power bottom twink husband dancing to a Deborah Cox song on a box in nothing but tighty whiteys at Micky's in West Hollywood back in the day.
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She is doing Gossip Girl, she plays the mom of one of the whores.. and she is sleeping with the father of one of the boy whores.
Don't judge! I have a 15 year old girl at the house who tells me EVERYTHING about this show
I only remember her from a TV show from the early 90's called, "Homefront." I loved that show..probably the only one who did.
He's not gay - he's just German.
A two year old handbag. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! And HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:21am
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She better not be, that would totally ruin the show forever.
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People keep telling me to get a life, but no one gives me the link to download it.
Also, her IMDB page says she's big in Turkey.
Which is even funnier than being big in Japan for some reason.
tee hee... I love everybody's expressions in this picture: especially Hermes. "I fucking don't want to be here, give me a tit, a bed and leave me the fuck alone"
And then Mr. what'shisbutt has an evil villain thing going for him. And she's just clueless.
Interesting NYTimes article about how divorce rates are going down because nobody can sell the houses they lived in as a couple... interesting, huh?
Ok, not much, but I thought so!
Is she on Lost now??
Submitted by Bella on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 11:17am.
Yeah, I am seeing Jack from Will and Grace or something...
Who?
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If I were the kid, I'd drop the accent over the e and tell folks I was named for Hermes Conrad (from Futurama).
I couldn't understand where I would have ever seen this woman, but she looked SO familiar and then I realized... "The Adventures of Brisco County Jr."!
(A very bad and cheesy short-lived western show, but it starred Bruce Campbell which means I felt compelled to buy it on DVD).
I see the gay face. But I am not sure that I have ever seen her before. What is her claim to fame other than then the breast feeding and busted marriages?
I don´t usually see the "gay face" everybody´s talking about but even to me it seems pretty evident in this case.
Only a few hours into the new year, and already there's a divorce escandalo.
Her soon-to-be ex-husband looks like he could be her son. Maybe she should marry someone her own age.
the dude and ryan seacrest would make a cute couple.
The kid was getting all the tit! Bad move
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Naming your kid after a fashion empire is probably in the legal books as irrefutable proof, too.
Mike: You don't see the gayface?
Well, I feel bad for poor little Hermes.
I don't know who this is, but I'm not seeing the gay-face on her husband. I thought MK had trained me better.