"Me Crack Rocks Ah Fallin' Aaht Of Me Fanny!"
The Crackie of Camden is still on holiday in St. Lucia. Yes, she's on vacation. Pap smacking, crack smoking and ice pop sucking can get really exhausting! I also think she'll be there a while. I'm not sure, but I believe that the UK might have closed their borders to her.
It looks like while Wino is bestowing her natural beauty on St. Lucia, she is also managing to get gross with some dude. I'd bet all my laundry money that the dude is her local rock seller. Look at how she's hanging on him. He's either got a 9" always-erect peen or he's packing crack. Just look at the first thumbnail below. Wino's got a totally hot big-lippy piece of man meat behind her and instead she's hanging on that douche like he's an ever-lasting crack pipe. I would sit on the dude's face behind her so hard that his head would magically disappear into my no-no like a scared turtle.
Anyway, feel better about yourself today by feasting your eyes on these gorgeous pictures of Wino. A little warning: there is some nip here. Wino's nips and me go way back, so I don't get the dry heaves anymore when I see them.
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Geesh, all the celebs are in St. Barts! The closest I get is wearing my Tommy Bahama St. Barts EDT Spray.
I fear that Amy will be found dead, ala Jett Travolta, one of these vacations. She doesn't look well for such a young woman. Her liver looks enlarged making her belly protrude while everything else is skinny.
Sad, because she has fantastic talent - a strong, alto voice which is refreshing compared to the mini-mouse little girl voices that saturate the airways.
She looks better with her crack-hive. It's interesting that even in the ocean, her hands are stained with crack residue.
I cannot believe some of these pictures of her that have been taken, how can someone just completely not care how theyre seen? I mean Lindsey Lohan did as much blow as Winehouse but still managed to look cute to some extent.
Her "Don't Dream It" mascara is a nice touch.
Fellow tourists can say they shared their St. Lucia vacay with Amy Winehouse, though that meant they didn't feel comfortable using the pool or ocean.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Dear God!
My eyes are burning. The boobie popping out is bad enough but why does she have to be standing there clutching at her fanjo like that? Not so much dry heaves but total gagging yuckiness!
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 3:37pm.
yes.
Is she retarded?
Submitted by Youhearditherefirst on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 1:00pm.
Shes pregnant. you heard it here first.
If that's true, I'm sure she'll be all about the prenatal care.
Shes pregnant. you heard it here first.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 12:11am.
TEAM WINO!!
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HELLLLS YEAH! Girl is looking no longer skeletal. I'm overjoyed.
my eyes! my eyes! AAaah!....could Wino get any uglier? At least it's 1/2 the ugly w/out Braaaad.
The child can't even tie her top right; I kept wondering why she's hanging out in like all of those pics....
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The nips hanging out, the holding the crotch because she has to pee, that look on her face.
WTG Amy, you stayed clean for a whole week.
Winos got the cooter coochies.
I get itchy butt sometimes, nasty when your with company.
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Is she scratching her cooter in that photo?
TEAM WINO!!
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"cats are pussies" -- Team Valtrex
ladies...and guys, make note of these dudes that are sticking their dicks in wino's no no holes...these dudes are officially contaminated and there's no cure...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.
and crackhead wino's can grab their crotches in public...
Someone should get her out of the water. Won't she infect the poor sea animals with her diseases?
The guy she's hanging all over looks like Zach Braff's fuglier twin. That guy in the back is way hotter.
its so fucked why the hell can't i be on eternal vacation! life is so cruel
I thought only rappers and sports stars grabbed their cotches in public? Well color me enlightened.
"I would sit on the dude's face behind her so hard that his head would magically disappear into my no-no like a scared turtle."
I almost died of laughter when I read this, thanks MK! I was also sorta thinking the same thing, that dude is SO HOT he must disappear into one of my orifices too! Such magnificent use of metaphors here!
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I just...I um..She is...Just, it is just...EW!
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...my name is Bobby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6Uq2Mdowss&feature=related
That beach just got infested with crabs
xoxox
The war isn't working.
oh gawd
ggg rrrrr ooooo ssssssssssssssssssssssss
why cant she be appropriate? She is just so icky.
xoxox
The war isn't working.
<"Wino's got a totally hot big-lippy piece of man meat behind her and instead she's hanging on that douche">
I know, it's maddening. Like Brit and Adnan. Hopefully big-lippy would enjoy you sitting on his face, if you catch my drift.
Submitted by Richiegay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:14pm.
I really hope she gets a better grip on things in general.
....grip looks good in this pic.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
Technically a fanny is your arse...and that ain't her arse she's hanging onto for dear life.
In the UK fanny = vajayjay
If she is gaining back some weight this is a good sign. I really hope she gets a better grip on things in general. I want to like her but a junkie really is like a setting sun. :(
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
Manimal5 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
I've seen more SpongeBob than I really want to admit to. Funny
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Good, I was not sure if you were going to respond by telling me how immature that was. You are a very witty person so I did not know if you looked down on SpongeBob. Some people do. I don't, but I am not what you would call a highly sophisticated humorist.
:) xoxoxo
For a crackhead with an eating disorder, girl is looking good. Hey, I'm a glass half-full kind of chick.
Technically a fanny is your arse...and that ain't her arse she's hanging onto for dear life.
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I'm pretty sure that's her brother........see the resemblance?
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
I've seen more SpongeBob than I really want to admit to. Funny
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This is a perfect example, of how a one piece swimsuit would go a long way.
Wow, she looks really awful! I've seen her and other strung out celebs on www.PeteDoherty.com. Come get your fix!
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Manimal heeheeeheee.
Manimal, One of my favorite lines on spongebob is when Patrick says;
"Look Spongebob are you going to listen to a big fat dummy, or are you going to listen to me?"
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:01pm.
What if SpongeBob lived in Amy's krack.
Krusty krabs and the krabby patties. It would all finaly make sense.
That's the porn version,"SpongeBob No Pants".
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What if SpongeBob lived in Amy's krack.
Krusty krabs and the krabby patties. It would all finally make sense.
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How can Amy can make a beautiful island like St.Lucia look absolutely crack infested?
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:32pm.
Wonder if Squidward is her uncle.
I hope not, all the characters at
"bikini bottom" are terrified with Wino swimming around.
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""Jew-fro"??? LOL I've never heard that term before but I SO know what you mean!"
I love that term; I think I stole it from South Park or something!
Wonder if Squidward is her uncle.
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"Jew-fro"??? LOL I've never heard that term before but I SO know what you mean!
cuteness.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
She looks better and her puffy nipples are nice
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Submitted by Janet Planet on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:51pm.
I think we all know how to type cnn.com if we want hard core depressing upsetting news.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 4:59pm.
Well, she's looking a little healthier, that's cool.
I'm assuming she's grabbing her crotch to draw attention away from her nipple....? LOL!
Yes and down to her crabby patty.
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Go go Wino go go!
Sweet crack baby, sweet sweet,
I love you so-ooo...
Her real hair (down without the Jew-fro) is all right; I wish she'd flatiron it and wear it that way.
2009, 3rd Amy Winehouse album, I'm BEGGING YA!