Saturday, January 3rd 2009
Burger King Chips: They Exist
I did not know this. I must find some. Now if only In-N-Out can get in on the game and come out with frozen mini Double-Doubles, animal style. I'd even settle for some cheeseburger flavored chips. They must make this happen!
(Thanks Danielle)
My eyes are watering...mouth is full
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:37am.
Must.Have.Now. I wonder if they make beef jerky flavored potato chips. That would be the ultimate.
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-now if they made those, my 11 year-old boy would devour those...he's on a beef jerky kick at the moment. God knows why. That shit's expensive, too...for junk food!
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The ketchup ones are pure muncie awesomeness
My liver just heaved. And NOT in a good way.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
its bruce bitch...
I don't know if you're aware of this... but BK also has a cologne called "Flame".. it is a mixture of musk and flame broiled meat... what every man, I mean woman wants a man to smell like..
I think these might be slightly better than those olestra chips.
The brand 'Herr's' used to make these wonderful ketchup flavored 'tater chips. You could find them in the stores in the summer but I haven't seen them in a few years.
I'm not big on Pringles but the loaded baked potato flavuh is exceptional.
crunch crunch crunch...mmm crunch crunch
Submitted by KK123 on Sun, 01/04/2009 - 10:44am.
Actually, a lot of finer wines are switching from cork to screw-on caps, as the cork can cause a bitter taste in the wine....just a little fyi.
*throwing out case of 1965 Château d'Yquem*
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Wow, this is graphic.
Actually, a lot of finer wines are switching from cork to screw-on caps, as the cork can cause a bitter taste in the wine....just a little fyi. So, now you can feel better about your Arbor Mist. ;)
Must.Have.Now. I wonder if they make beef jerky flavored potato chips. That would be the ultimate.
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nope...i won't eat this shit...
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Was this taken at RiteAid? That's the only place I've ever seen those things.
You can enjoy this.I know the first and largest dating site for Cougars and Young Men ... www.SugarMommyMatch.com ... where cougars and young men seeking love! That's cool!
I'll pass on BK chips. I do love the "burnt" only chips. LOVE them!
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Bye! Good
The flame broiled chips smell funny.
drama~I'll share my corkless wine if you share your boxed wine!
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:48pm.
drama~LOL right the eff on! Don't laugh but my fave wine is backberry merlot by Arbor Mist and it's cheap as hell. It's the best wine without a cork LMAO
Okay, not familiar with that, but if my wine comes from a box, will you judge me?
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Submitted by paris herpes on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:47pm.
I've been out of the fast food loop for a long time now.
What's next?
Big Mac Snack packs?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Really? I've known about this gastronomical abomination for awhile now. I guess the Flamebroiled chips are the closest you get to hamburger flavored chips. As for the ketchup and fries chips I've seen middle schoolers eat them around here. Both sound really really GROSS!
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Oh my gosh, Ziggy Stardust, what an eloquent message. Indeed, I would be honored to accompany you to dinner.
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:23pm.
HAHAHA!!! Ooops! Well my FIANCE (ahem, thank you Mrs. K, I haven't been engaged in over 17 years) told me his friend would say it out loud over and over in the same voice as the chihuahua from Ren & Stimpy (can't remember which one he was)
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Me no speak Chi Hwa-Wa. But my son, of course, texted his friends and now it's all over that his "cool mom" said Horny Goat Weed. Oy.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Cisco....I though you were all talking about Crisco, and I was very confused.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:13pm.
For reals? Oh wow. I don't even know why it caught my eye but it did. I even said it aloud that exact same way: Horny. Goat. Weed. Of course, my fifteen year old son was with me and that was all he needed to hear.
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HAHAHA!!! Ooops! Well my FIANCE (ahem, thank you Mrs. K, I haven't been engaged in over 17 years) told me his friend would say it out loud over and over in the same voice as the chihuahua from Ren & Stimpy (can't remember which one he was)
Aphid, sweetie, congrats on the engagement thing, but doll, he is your fiance, you are his fiancee.
Sorry I can't help myself.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by Aphid on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 8:13pm.
For reals? Oh wow. I don't even know why it caught my eye but it did. I even said it aloud that exact same way: Horny. Goat. Weed. Of course, my fifteen year old son was with me and that was all he needed to hear.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Ketchup & Fries chips? Is this necessary? I guess the line to a full on coronary is too long to wait. I need supersizing NOW.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:35pm.
Horny. Goat. Weed!
Do horny goats smoke that?
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*GASP*!! My fiancee and I were just talking today about a friend of his who used to take that stuff. The adverts in the back of the L.A. Weekly used to make me laugh.
HaHa!!
"Hey... It's good to be the King."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:53pm.
I'd feel a little embarassed buying that at Rite Aid. About a week ago I had to buy condoms, but I also saw duct tape..needed that and some band aids.
Strange combo and the checkout girl looks at me and says "have a great evening"?
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After I had my son, I was obviously told to use birth control for a while and we used condoms. I wasn't feeling the rain, so he went out for me and while he was out he realized he was out of Rough Riders or whateverthehell. He also bought vaseline. He came home and was like, "Why did the cashier snicker behind my back?"
Uh...................duh. LOL!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
I live in Brooklyn, and we've had them here for about a year. The Flame Broiled flavor chips are REALLY good... They really taste like BK's whopper and chicken whopper.
I haven't tried the ketchup fries though, I don't really like ketchup.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:43pm.
I'd feel a little embarassed buying that at Rite Aid. About a week ago I had to buy condoms, but I also saw duct tape..needed that and some band aids.
Strange combo and the checkout girl looks at me and says "have a great evening"?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:35pm.
Horny. Goat. Weed!
Do horny goats smoke that?
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It's a supplement men can take for woody issues. It's an aphrodisiac! I saw it and laughed like hell!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:31pm.
Horny. Goat. Weed!
Do horny goats smoke that?
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Horny. Goat. Weed!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
A girl can't even walk her DOG in my neighborhood without some MF'er hassling her. I was walking one of my pitbulls down the street the other day and this idiot rolls up anad asks me if I was "working". I told him no, but I'd let my dog blow him for twenty bucks. People are freaks...
Yeah, well they ain't too klassy round here.
i may be too classy a hoodrat for the Cisco lol
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Submitted by luscious_t on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:12pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - (but of course, that has a cork - although plastic and screw-on, so it hardly counts)
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LMMFAOOO!!
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I had one sip of that shit and almost passed out! LOL I know how them hoes do with Cisco!
See down here it's Everclear....
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Cisco is evil, demonic, fuvk-you-up-majorly shit!
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Jussayin: All the hos in my hood drink that stuff. Seriously. When they can't score the real thing, it's CISCO!
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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 7:15pm.
Luscious-t, try Cisco, it's the crack of alcoholic beverages.
oh Lord! You cannot go straight from Arbor Mist wine cooler to Cisco. You will have to stop at Mad dog 20/20 or something else first. Cisco will tear yo azz up! I was in college and this guy drank some Cisco and he was trying to mack and next thing I knew he almost spewed all over me. He stayed spewing the rest of the night. We basically hung him over the rail and finished partying. Needless to say he got no play!
Cisco! evil stuff.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
I got you all beat! This is the God's honest truth. The other day I went to the natural foods store and in the supplement section saw something called Horny Goat Weed. Dat's wight, wabbit.
Horny. Goat. Weed.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:17pm.
I need Burger King chips from the grocery
I like to do that alone now mostly
These chips left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in Frame Broiled's eyes said 'I need a friend'
He turned to me that’s when he said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Tomatoes or Lettuce?”
And I... jizzed in my pants.
ROTFLMBBAO!!!!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Luscious-t, try Cisco, it's the crack of alcoholic beverages.
they look undelicious.
at least they didn't put a ghey ass pic of the King on them.
yes...I did just make up a word.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Bleh. Weirdest thing I've seen recently is dill pickle-flavored sunflower seeds. I'm guessing maybe it's a Canadian thing.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:48pm.
Don't laugh but my fave wine is backberry merlot by Arbor Mist and it's cheap as hell. It's the best wine without a cork LMAO
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I know, a total beginner's drink but I loves it still - a runner-up to my first place Andre Spumante (but of course, that has a cork - although plastic and screw-on, so it hardly counts)
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