Saturday, January 3rd 2009
Burger King Chips: They Exist
I did not know this. I must find some. Now if only In-N-Out can get in on the game and come out with frozen mini Double-Doubles, animal style. I'd even settle for some cheeseburger flavored chips. They must make this happen!
(Thanks Danielle)
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break~yw and enjoy! This is a recipe everyone should have. I've lost count on how many times I have made these and I got the recipe about 6 years ago from the internet. I'm not the best baker on earth but these are so dang easy they are near impossible to get wrong lol!
drama~LOL right the eff on! Don't laugh but my fave wine is backberry merlot by Arbor Mist and it's cheap as hell. It's the best wine without a cork LMAO
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Hey - there's no trans fat in these chips - that means they're healthy, right?
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What's a fattie to do with all this deliciousness?!
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Damn you, Iheart! AND with a fatty post on the page! This is one of those things I dream of making in a Merlot haze & consuming all 12 of before crawling into my cozy bed & sleeping for 10 hours.
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@iHeartHaters: I'm copying this. Thanx. Smoochies! Bread and cheese are gonna be my downfall. I have the giant econo-box of Bis-Quik up in a cupboard somewhere.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:14pm.
Did someone mention Red Lobster? I Loooooove those cheesy biscuit things they serve!
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I got a great recipe off the net! I make them ALL the time:
2 cups Bisquick
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh parsley(or dried if you don't have fresh)
1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese
2/3 cup milk
1/4 butter, melted
garlic salt
Mix Bisquick, parsley & cheese; add milk. Spoon onto an ungreased cookie sheet & bake at 425 degrees for 8-10 minutes. When done, brush with melted butter & sprinkle with garlic salt to your taste. Makes about a dozen.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
'leash: PLUS LOTS of old folks w/ oxygen tanks & on walkers. It's a party waiting to happen, really. No wonder they don't serve booze!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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@Drama: Sweet. Shitty food AND service. Just the way I like it.
What I really miss in NY is Jack-in-the-Box hamburgers and tacos. There are none in the Northeast at all.
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Aphid, how's my engaged girl? Saw the ring -- really lovely!
'leash, I know you were talking to my girl, but they just remodeled a Ponderosa where I live, a small suburb north of Louisville. (Alas, the neither the food nor the service were upgraded in the remodeling process ...)
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I saw this fuckery in my local Walgreens a few weeks ago and thought "WTF?!" They also have TGIF flavored chips (like baked stuffed potatoes).
I refuse to try any of that shite.
I'll stick to my Sweet Maui Onion Kettle cooked potato chips thank you.
Maybe McDonalds will come out with their own version of clown chips BBQ of course.
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@Aphid: Do they still have Ponderosa Steakhouses anywhere in the U.S.?
I'm partial to the cheesy bread at Sizzlers, myself. Mmmmmmmm....
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 6:10pm.
Pauly Shore, you look like a very handsome man.
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You're too late. Last night it was established that Pauly belongs to Leash, Carrot and moi.
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Did someone mention Red Lobster? I Loooooove those cheesy biscuit things they serve!
You know what else they have? Onion rings!!!!! For real!!! They're not that good though, they taste like sour cream and onion chips.
@Aphid: I know it, right? Man, the shit you can find at those places. My neighborhood is chock-full of Dollah Stores.
Pauly Shore, you look like a very handsome man.
Yes, I am quite taken by your picture. I didn't realise that I could feel warmth in my loins after my late husband was blasted off this mortal coil from a shotgun shell.
Are you free tonight for a meal, companionship, and possibly more?
Yours in desperation,
Z. Stardust.
xoxox
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Where have you been MK? They have been in the Jersey/Philadelphia area for at least a year or two.
P.S. They're not as good as you would think. They're pretty average.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:42pm.
I bet I could find some of those chips at the Famb'ly Dollah Store...
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I was gonna say, this sounds like the weird stuff you'd find at the 99 Cent Store, next to the chocolate-flavored Gummi Bears.
Pringles makes a Cheeseburger chip.
I'm surprised these gems are only $1.99. I guess the chips from Red Lobster and Olive Garden are much more expensive.
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"Man, where'd you get chicken?" - Brad Bellick (R.I.P.)
Honestly? I'd rather eat Roadkill Souffle *hoink*
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
PSL, I'm sure I'm old enough to be, but last time I checked, the only kids I have are 2 cats. But if I were your mom, I'd be proud!
@Pauly-Have you tried being a hopeless drunk or drug user? That usually whets the appetites of those producers.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
anything Burger King does is gold, and Sonic has a dollar menu now!there is a god.. :D
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"I never drink...wine" - Dracula (1931)
I tried that Deb. It bombed hard. No one thought I was funny.
Deb, my Mom is straight as an arrow. I meant are you sure you're not my REAL Mom?
heehee
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
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@Pauly - I understand. Can't you get a reality show or something?
In the meantime, do not cut it yourself or you'll NEVER get another gig!
@PSL-Cheers to you and your mom!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:42pm.
and please ask your bf why the FUCK we can't get fritos bbg fritos here in BC!!!!!!!!
I will! I'll probably see him tomorrow.
I think BK leads all the other fast-food joints in fat and calories per product. I wonder if the chips are the same.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Oh my God Deb, are you sure you're not my mother? My jaw just dropped when I read that.
*stares adoringly at Deb*
wow
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Ketchup from ancient sphincters? hoy!
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Deb, I haven't been in a movie that's made any money since the thirties. I have to make do with what I've got.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:43pm.
Go to a professional. Do NOT cut your own hair!
PSL! Cheers! I shudder to think how much extra useless info would be in my brain, had I not been a stoner.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thank you TITS! That sounds delicious. I bet if I ground up the hot dogs in my fridge and mixed in an egg I could shape them into little bologna rounds or something.
Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:42pm.
and please ask your bf why the FUCK we can't get fritos bbg fritos here in BC!!!!!!!!
It just pisses me off. I loved those fucking things.
Got some chilli cheese fritos once in the states. Heaven.
Other than those I get either wavy bbq or dill pickle.
I remember the flavours of chips when i was a kid - roast chicken, pizza, grape, bacon... sigh.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:43pm.
Kaylie picks one up in her mouth and just walks around with it hanging out and looking like a jacked-up tongue. The other kitteh just tears them up, grunting the entire time. Kids!
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:42pm.
They remind me of Taylor Pork Roll. Yum! I miss that.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, you too? I always brag/laugh at the "vast library of useless information" I have in my head!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Ok Deb.
How would I go about shaping my man-mane into a desirable shape without injuring myself?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Ooooh. kittehs! Come to think, my puppeh liked pringles too
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I bet I could find some of those chips at the Famb'ly Dollah Store...
Pauly:
http://www.google.ca/search?q=newfie+steak&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=or...
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:39pm.
Doll, my brain is a treasure-trove of useless knowledge. Ask me anything!
My fave chips are classic Ruffles, or Wise, (but I can't get them here).
OK here's one for you guys.
What's the diff between Wavy Lays and Ruffles? I should ask my BIL, he works for Frito.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@Tits: She's back.
they sell them at walgreens also
TITS, what's a Newfie steak? Is that bologna? If so, I hope you slather it with Montreal Steak Sauce.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:37pm.
Ketchup comes from ancient Egypt - the sphinxes to be exact.
*in best Johnny Carson voice*
I did not know that!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, forget the history channel, come and be my Wikipedia. I have a newfound appreciation for ketchup. A big one. Tomait Ketchupoulos.