Saturday, January 3rd 2009

Burger King Chips: They Exist

I did not know this. I must find some. Now if only In-N-Out can get in on the game and come out with frozen mini Double-Doubles, animal style. I'd even settle for some cheeseburger flavored chips. They must make this happen!

(Thanks Danielle)

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Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:34pm.

Pauly, you don't know that Ketchup IS a Greek god?
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no it's the salad dressing and dog food for small yappy type dogs. oh wait no that'd rome.

Ketchup comes from ancient Egypt - the sphinxes to be exact.

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Hysteria, muh kittehs like Pringles.

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breaktheleash's picture

Ok... I'll change it back.

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Submitted by lovemyboy on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:31pm.
We really didn't do anything "bad'. I mean if one of those hockey-puck burgers falls on the floor, the flame-broiler will burn off the germs, right?

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Hekki's picture

Why do they never have shit like this in NYC? I guess we have other awesome foods to make up for it, but I'd sure like to try 'em. Just for kicks.

Hysteria's picture

Wendys burgers are better. Don't forget Pringles, a kind of woody alternative, all in a convenient tube

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Submitted by breaktheleash on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:31pm.

AND Sugar! Hi kids! I changed my avi...
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nice. but i prefer the puppeh.

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Pauly, you don't know that Ketchup IS a Greek god? Ketchupouros was the god of cool, creamy, slightly sweet things that are loaded with lycopene!
Of course the Romans stold him like all the other Greek gods and named him Ketchupius. He was a big hit at orgies.
You learn so much on the History Channel between infomercials!

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@Sugaroo! Woo-hoo!

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:31pm.

The flame broiled ones look like slices of bologna. That's not very delicious-looking.
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Hah. I'd take a newfie steak over a bag of chips any day of the week!

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:30pm.

Sugaroo, what in the hell is that avatar about?

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Hi Leash!

Pauly, that is my dude with a mullet and jacked-up satin running shorts from the 80s. Cute, ain't he?

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breaktheleash's picture

Yeah, Sugaroo... I was wondering that myself.

Pauly Shore's picture

The flame broiled ones look like slices of bologna. That's not very delicious-looking.

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My first non-babysitting job was at BK. You don't wanna know....
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That's funny. My first job was at KFC and I can honestly say we didn't do anything bad...

Unless taking a bath in the sink counts as bad

breaktheleash's picture

AND Sugar! Hi kids! I changed my avi...

Hysteria's picture

even lard has zero transfat

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lady shark's picture

MUST try these!

Why doesn't my Walgreen's carry them? wah!

impacted waste's picture

They're akin to Andy Capp hot fries , reformred potato puff . On/off topic ; Burger King to me is like a fleet's enema with warm soapy water , total evac.

Pauly Shore's picture

Sugaroo, what in the hell is that avatar about?

Sugaroo's picture

Oh goody. More empty calories loaded with sodium, sugar and trans-fats. I'm in.

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breaktheleash's picture

Hey Pauly...What's going on here?

Pauly Shore's picture

Deb, the 'cool, creamy and a little sweet' is what put me over the edge. You speak of ketchup like it's a Greek God, and I like it.

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:23pm.

Party on, Pauly! I must confess I jizzed in my ponts after reading my own description of how I like fries. Oh! There I go again.

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This is truly a coronary delight..

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Deb, I think I'm going to sit in it. It's not like the mess was because of something I have to be ashamed for, so I'm going to enjoy it.

sonne's picture

It scares me to think what chemicals they use to create the flavors.

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We must never fail to protest

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MMM, spreading their grossness to the chip aisle.

I wonder if I have to wait in line and repeat my order to some snot nosed teen three times before I can open the bag - and then it would be the wrong bag...

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Submitted by Pauly Shore on Sat, 01/03/2009 - 5:17pm.

OK, Pauly. We'll wait for you to clean up. Or are you the type who enjoys sitting in it?

My first non-babysitting job was at BK. You don't wanna know....

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Pauly Shore's picture

I need Burger King chips from the grocery
I like to do that alone now mostly
These chips left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in Frame Broiled's eyes said 'I need a friend'
He turned to me that’s when he said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Tomatoes or Lettuce?”
And I... jizzed in my pants.

its brittany bitch's picture

they sell them at blockbuster.

save a heart, break a penis.

I saw these in the grocery store the other day!!! I tried the ketchup flavored chips a few months ago and they were gross...I'm sure these can't be much better.

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MK I'll send you a couple bags if you send me a few bags of your frosted cookie animals!

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I had a Whopper yesterday, and it was GOOD.

no thanks on the chips though...

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its a person from france.

twiddlebug1's picture

they really do exist. i saw them at the ghetto liquor store down the street from my house.
i also found them at the grocery outlet (where the poor people shop...next to circus animals cookies. i was going to buy the cookies, but i am on a diet. damn new years.

Deb's picture

Maybe it's just me, but I prefer my fries hot, greasy(a little), and salty. And I want my Heinz cool, creamy, and a little sweet.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Pauly Shore's picture

I messed in my pants. I did.

Salem13's picture

Catsup fries?! I love the ketchup flavord Herrs chips those are awesome! But I still love BBQ best.

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gee_gee's picture

We have this foolishness in my vending machine at work. Those fries really do taste like french fries with ketchup.

With Zero trans fat!!!

Deb's picture

Oh, YICK! Everything BK gags me. And as much weed as I smoke, I'd NEVER have the munchies bad enough to eat either of these products. Dried, cold, fries and ketchup? Lord have mercy.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

iHeartHaters's picture

Dude I buy these at Menard's LOLOL We <3 the ketchup ones!

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Candy's picture

What store is this, not that I eat Sperger King or anything
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trury ridicurous
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