Tuesday, January 6th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Tiffany Pollard aka New York (27)
Alex Turner (23)
Mike Jones (28)
Danny Pintauro (33)
Gabrielle Reece (39)
Julie Chen (39)
Norman Reedus (40)
John Singleton (41)
Joey Lauren Adams (41)
Jesse Dylan (43)
Howie Long (49)
Nigella Lawson (49)
Rowan Atkinson (54)
Trudie Styler (55)
Malcolm Young (56)
Bonnie Franklin (65)
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Lol I like New York, bitch is fierce.
Happy Birthday!
LMAO, she's 27 just like Beyonce is "27". Forever stuck at that age as far as they're concerned.
bitch is not 27. i'm 28 and look 30 years younger than her.
Amen, sister. If that woman is 27, well then... let me just subtract 15 years and run off to Hollywood...
New York is 27...riiiiiiight. maybe 27+10
What has NY been up to? That bitch is hot!
Happy Birthday Sluts and extra spanks to Norman Reedus,he is so hot!!!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Yikes, seeing Danny Pintauro and New York's ages makes me realize how lucky I was to stay away from the hard stuff and that I learned to mousterize at a young age...
oh ok so if NY said it it must be true, LOL
I think Sister Patterson swore on a stack of Bibles that she was 35.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
who says yves....NY?
I'm sure she'd never lie about her age.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
new york was 22 or 23 on the first season of flavor of love, so it is mathematically correct that she is 27.
Happy birthday to one of my favorite people ever, Nigella Lawson.
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No, I didn't get that snuggie for christmas.
Someone say Black Adder? I love that. One of the Richardson sisters played the hilarious petulant Queen.
Ever see 'Red Dwarf' another show worth seeing..
New York's wig might be 27 and she's been wearing that shit for ages!
Norman Reedus has a kid with Helena Christensen.
And he was a negligible career but is forgiven for being in one of my top movies of all time: BOONDOCK SAINTS.
I need to watch that again I think. And Billy Connelly was supreme as the insane sociopath father. Willem Dafoe in one of his best roles ever, too.
YES! So happy b day Norman.
new york looks like she's 40!!
www.thatshideous.com
New York is 27? Maybe in dog years. She's got beaten crackface with a serious side of KMart-trackitis. No way this slut is only 27. Someone needs to lift up her skirt and count the rings around her penis. Oops! Her clitoris. Yeah, that's it. Clitoris. *whistles*
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
If she is only 27 then I am a virgin again!
my life has just been MADE because I share a birthday with Tiffany<3333333333333333333333333333333
Are you f-ing kidding me - New York is only 27 years old!!!???? She's like Kim Wolziak 40 at least!
Happy Birthday, Jesse Dylan!
YES YOU CAN! haz a great day!
LOVE your work
and your wondufer
fambly!
(intertube speak for you be cool!)
:D
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Happy BD to Nigella Lawson, who I love even though I cannot do her recipes because I don't have things like spatchcocked chicken in my larder at all times.
Also to Rowan Atkinson, you funny man.
And to Malcom Young! Overshadowed somewhat by Angus, still love AC/DC: "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean, she was the best damn woman that I ever seen" !!!!
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Submitted by bisou on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:13am.
I agree bisou. I also love Blackadder.
Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 9:14am
looks like part of "Princess". that skank boob should be cut off for lie telling.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
Happy birthday to the genius hotness Rowan Atkinson! *love* him. He is so much more than Mr Bean.
New York is 27 in the same parallel universe that Paris Hilton is an innocent, chastity belt wearing virgin.
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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Happy birthday Rowan Atkinson! I love Mr. Bean.
Happy birthday Alex Turner. Artic Monkeys - Let's Leave Befroe the Lights Come On
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
If that bicth is 27, then I am 82.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Mike Jones? These Hollywood naming conventions have gone too far.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Blecch. I can't stand this pig.
What a waste of lip gloss.
Regarding New York...yeah, 27 years since the "operation."
Oh, and and a big fuck you to Trudie Styler.
Happy Birthday New York. 27 years of womanhood. that's a milestone is tranny years right? Congrats!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
She's 27 like I weigh 110.
Howie Long!!! I love Sunday's thanks to Howie Long!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
yeah, 27....in her tranny dreams.
more like 37. and she is a dude.
no way is that dude only 27
Holy hell, I need more sleep. I read "Bonnie Franklin" as "Benjamin Franklin". :P
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
27? Ha! Thanks for the morning giggle!
HB to Bonnie Franklin, Rowan Atkinson, and Nigella Lawson, who is actually living MY life, the bitch.
For us oldies out there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8xgDgTBmtI&feature=related
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
I hate people who lie about their age.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Sorry about that, KerryMegan. Happy B-Day anyway.
Ok, does "her" breast say "Prune"???
OMG I share my bday with such a bunch of TOOLS!!
Maybe New York has been living as a woman now for 27 years. There is no way she is only 27.
ahaha*choke*ahah...how old is New York?
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HAPPY NEW YEAR,PRICKS!
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it's too early to see that bitches weave
ooops...and did he ever come out of the closet?
Danny Pintauro..whatever happened to that annoying little doot?