Wednesday, January 7th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Dustin Diamond (32)
Liam Aiken (19)
Haley Bennett (22)
Jeremy Renner (38)
Doug E. Doug (39)
Nicolas Cage (45)
Kathy Valentine (50)
Katie Couric (52)
David Caruso (53)
Sammo Hung (57)
Juan Gabriel (59)
Erin Gray (59)
Kenny Loggins (61)
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Hey, you forgot to announce Juan Gabriel's birthday!
wow, it's like the day of the mega douche!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Haley Bennett is something kinda sexy in "Music and Lyrics"
he looks exactly like sarah jessica parker
LOL. I thought this was Matisyahu!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Happy Birthday Katie Couric!
The nation owes you a great debt of gratitude for exposing Sarah Palin's dim intellect by completely stumping her with simple questions such as, "What newspapers and magazines do you read as news sources?" and, "Can you name a Supreme Court decision you disagree with?"
Submitted by Dixie Levi Glick on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 12:00pm.
Dustin Diamond? I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker making a last ditch effort to save her marriage.
hahahahahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
a whole lotta losers born today...beegeezus!
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Dustin Diamond? I thought it was Sarah Jessica Parker making a last ditch effort to save her marriage.
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If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 11:29am.
feliz cumpleanños Juanga!
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OMG i can't believe i missed Juanga!
QUERIIIIDAAAAAAA!!!
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o shit: Juanga's on the list?!
Feliz Cumpleaños!
feliz cumpleanños Juanga!
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
I'd like to see a nose-off between Diamond and Adrian Brody. Adrian's looks like it protrudes more but is more narrow. Also, Diamond's makes him more ugly but Adrian's adds character, allowing him to attract foreign model-slash-actresses.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Also, happy 40th birthday to Rex Lee aka LLOYD on Entourage!
Love ya!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:17am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:15am.
FAIL!
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Uh huh. I know you wear an "Iceman" T-shirt under all your regular clothes.
Dustin Diamond is one of the biggest aholes on the planet.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:15am.
FAIL!
David Caruso is ONLY 53? No fucking way! The man is in soft light and never walks anymore on CSI. He's got all the tricks that they do for old drunk actresses right before they're tragically found in a hotel room a week after they died.
No fucking way.
Morning guys!
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 10:10am.
Ha, that was way back when a lot of you liked Tom Cruise.
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Don't lie. You know you molested a "Maverick" poster right along with us. Oh wait, were you a Val "Iceman" Kilmer fan instead? :P
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:07am.
HB Kenny Loggins. Member when he sent you to the Highway to the Danger Zone? Good times.
Ha, that was way back when a lot of you liked Tom Cruise.
I fucking LOVE Kenny Loggins!
He has one of the most beautiful children's lullaby albums ever.....in addition to the songs we all know...
and I love you too Slutts!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
What a collection of douche bags.
There may be something to that astrology nonsense after all.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"Hello you worthless piece of shit. Oh don't worry about us, WE have OPTIONS": Artie
Happy Birthday to Kenny Loggins, a huge coffee fan like myself; except I ingest mine through the mouth and Kenny takes his up the arse...no kidding. HB Erin Gray, my brother loved you back in the 80s in Buck Rogers.
Submitted by carefreea on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:29am.
My dad is older than Cage? No chance, he looks worse and my dad drinks too much.
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oh, i'm pretty sure Cage can drink your daddy under the table. No wonder he got his new wife at a bar..
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Happy Birthday sluts!Diamond has Andy Dick face.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Don't give a damn about any of these sluts...Dustin Diamond makes my skin crawl. Nicolas Cage used to be hot, until he turned into a mummified pedophile.
I know like four of these people.
Happy BD Kenny Loggins! Gotta gotta cut loose, foot loose!
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Dustin has to be one of the ugliest persons alive. I have to look away after about 3 seconds.
My dad is older than Cage? No chance, he looks worse and my dad drinks too much.
Submitted by cattitude on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 9:11am.
Nic Cage is only 45? I could have sworn he was at least ten years older.
It's the contrast between him and his 15 year old wife. I read a story about him kicking off at a hotel as they wouldn't serve the missus AS SHE WAS TOO YOUNG TO BE SERVED ALCOHOL! I mean, for god's sake.If someone is too young to drink then that should give you a hint she's too young to be married.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
Nic Cage is only 45? I could have sworn he was at least ten years older.
Dusty is a primary candidate for nasal reconstruction, unless you really like a motorboat with a rudder.......Love Blanche Hudson.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
HB Kenny Loggins. Member when he sent you to the Highway to the Danger Zone? Good times.
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
HB Nic Cage...as the other posters have said, you need to do something about the clip-on hair and the crappy movies.
Wilma Deering was pretty but I always thought Princess Ardala was way sexier..ah well, HB Erin Gray!
(Morning dlisters!)
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
douchetin douchemind.
i want to punch this guy in the liver.
p.s. later, i will tell everyone how i truly feel.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 01/07/2009 - 8:49am.
Mornin, Farrah! *MuaH*
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*smooches*!
btw, i have a theory. You either love or hate Nic Cage. No in betweens.
I HATE him!! that "one faced" bitch! he only has ONE damn expression in his face. No face!
(rant o' the morning to ya)
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Mornin, Farrah! *MuaH* Dustin makes my skin crawl. LizzieB, don't forget to ask Nick not to speak either. That voice of his is like nails on a chalkboard.
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK
Morning, Nitty!
I agree with you. Pass on Dustin.
BUT! HB to the one and only Horatio Caine!
*puts shades on*
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Nic Cage? I'd wish you a happy birthday if you weren't married to a mail order child bride and took that foolish wig off your head. You have until midnight GMT.
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If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning. I'm talking to you actually.
I'd wish Dustin a happy birfday, but I'd be lying. HB to David Caruso and Mr. Loggins however.
Mornin' MK and Crew!
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"I'll get handcuffed for you and gladly spend a night or two in the clink." ~MK