Thursday, January 8th 2009

Birthday Sluts

David Bowie (62)
Gaby Hoffmann (27)
Rachel Nichols (29)
Sarah Polley (30)
Amber Benson (32)
Jenny Lewis (33)
Sean Paul (36)
Jason Giambi (38)
R. Kelly (42)
Wolfgang Puck (60)
Carolina Herrera (70)
Shirley Bassey (72)
Soupy Sales (83)

Posted by: Michael K


Mrs. F.'s picture

Happy Birthday Soupy!!!

Sugaroo's picture

Giambi isn't with the Yankees anymore? Where TF have I been?

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foosrock's picture

I'm truly disappointed you saw fit to include that pedophile, that piece of dreck, that horrible horrible feces called r kelly

Rishkin's picture

Happy Birthday to David Bowie
love love love him.

Happy Birthday to the others..I guess

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Amber Benson has a movie coming out called "ONE EYED MONSTER." It is Funny as HELL. It's a horror film where Ron Jeremy's Penis becomes detached and starts Killing People. I saw it and I could not stop laughing..YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FILM!!!!!!!

snowpiece's picture

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my first love David Bowie, is he a peepaw? I don't know but I want to SEX HIM UP!
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lizardbits1's picture

Happy birthday Bowie's Bump! Picture case in point and then there was Labyrinth. Dance package dance!

elegantlady's picture

Happy Birthday David!

I frickin' love you! I would have your illegitimate children even though you are 62. I'd still like a wham bam thank you ma'am if it's coming from you.

R. Kelley can eat a dick.

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

joanne's picture

HB David Bowie and Soupy Sales.

Bella's picture

Happy birthday David Bowie. You´re definitely one of the hottest sluts of all time!!!

Clarisse's picture

Is that the same eye that got stabbed with a lollipop???

Happy Birthday Mr. Stardust!

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... so self aware, so full of shit.

Sugaroo's picture

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Happy Spawn Day, Soupy!

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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Lipstick's picture

Happy Birthday David! I love love love you. Be well. Make one more album. Just one!

DeeDee's picture

Happy birthday David Bowie. *le sigh* I love you.

HB Shirley Bassey and Sarah Polley.

Mornin' MK ♥

TITS's picture

Just a little bit of history repeating...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE_1tCasi_Q&feature=related

bowie - he sure was one skinny motherfucker!

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Sugaroo's picture

Well! Someone forgot to gaff before that photo!

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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Albatross's picture

HB, David Bowie! Still cool at 62.

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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08

Bowie's the best. I've been youtubeing all sorts of old performances. If you're a fan youtube "pretty things" from a 1972 BBC recording. enjoy!

christine the hoff's picture

Wow, happy barfday Bowie, you're the one who still rocks.

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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.

karen's picture

god bowie..... can't believe he is 62. im so old. god, he totally rocked the early 70s... watched velvet goldmine again the other day... wish i couldve experienced that era

The C word's picture

HB to Sarah Polley, Bowie, Shirley "Goldfingaaaah" Bassey, and the rest of the sluts!

Morning all!

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NitWitty's picture

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:51am.
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Bwhahahahaaaaaa
Don't suppose it's your birfday too? Well, party like it is, even if it isn't!
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ZiggyStardust's picture

Who?

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@ZiggyStardust:

I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i

jussayin's picture

except for R Kelly...why did he have to turn into such a mega douche

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lizzieb's picture

Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 8:49am.
HB, much less douchey than yesterdaym thank goodness

come on folks.....you are slacking on the voting. dang, last year we were behind Perez. escandalo!

I've voted. Twice. No escandalo on my watch.

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NitWitty's picture

Happy Birfday to Mr. Bowie, still the hwatness! He'll always be My Little China Girl. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGa5yU04dPU
Morning MK and Sluts!
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lizzieb's picture

Bowie is 62? Bassey is 72? No, this cannot be right. How bloody old am I then?

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jussayin's picture

HB, much less douchey than yesterdaym thank goodness

come on folks.....you are slacking on the voting. dang, last year we were behind Perez. escandalo!

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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Thu, 01/08/2009 - 12:18am.
Vote for MK - he's coming in 2nd by only like 1000 votes:
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Polls close Feb 13