Why Waste The Wine?!

Last night, the promised epic fight between Sharon Osbourne and that fatty faced Megan went down on Crack Rock Charm School Reunion. This was the fight that landed Megan in the hospital claiming Sharon done pulled her weave out leaving bald spots. Megan also filed a police report. Vh1 didn't show the hardcore goods, because a million security officers covered the fun. I mean, how many dudes does it take to tear apart a dumb whore and an old bitch?

But what they did show was pretty awesome. Sharon sort of started it by saying Megan should get her lady parts fixed so that she can't spawn any lil' bikini-wearing whores. The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. Megan fought back by telling Sharon she's only famous for managing a decrepit rock star with worm meat brains. At first, Sharon laughed it off, then she did a little cough-act and poured her cup of wine all over Megan's skeeze body. Megan looked like the dirty maxi pad she truly is. Usually I cry when people waste the booze, but this was worth it.

Megan was pretty fucking tanked, so I don't understand why she didn't open up her alki-hole and drink up all of that wine being poured on her! Don't let it fall everywhere! What kind of drunk slut is she?! If I was Megan, I would've been sucking the booze out of my weave while Sharon was punching me in the dough face. The booze is more important!

It also sounded like the audience was screaming "Jerry" instead of "Sharon." Screaming Jerry would have been more appropriate.

And the next time you get into some fight with a dumb bitch, handle it like a real charming lady and throw your choice beverage in her fat boy face! That's what Headmaster Sharon recommends!

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Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:30am.

I wish my company would freaking upgrade our flash players already. I can't watch it and I'm too lazy to click the link.

Submitted by SMiTTy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:28am.

Wow.. that was semi awesome!! I wish that the fake poe-poe would of back away a little so that we could at least see a punch thrown!! but I guess for legal reason we wont ever see a celebrity fight in public or on t.v???
<<<<"YOUR OLD AS FUCK,NOT FOR THE EARTH BUT FOR THIS CLUB"!!>>>

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:28am.

I don't know about you but I love Rodeo...I would love to have a mojito with her!

Anyways, at least Sharon managed Ozzy to make him the star that he is today and worked hard for the $$$....Meghan however, is just looking for a sugar daddy.

Team Sharon!

::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::