You'll Have To Wait A Little Longer To Marry Gary Oldman
That's because he just got married for the fourth time in Santa Barbara last week. Don't stick your head in the oven just yet, because this bitch's marriages never last longer than a quick minute. Go tap your crotch to your personal favorite Oldman movie (mine is Prick Up Your Ears) and by the time you're finished, the ink on his divorce papers will be dry. That's how he does it.
50-year-old Gary married 31-year-old jazz singer Alexandra Edenborough in a teeny tiny ceremony last week. His agent confirmed this shit, because he was Gary's best man. This is the fourth time Gary has locked a ball and chain to his ankle. His longest marriage lasted four years. His marriage to Uma Thurman was canceled before their 2-year anniversary.
So, yeah, Alexandra better get to fucking work! She doesn't have much time before Gary quits her ass, so she better start massaging those tired spermies out of his pepaw peen. Put a little speed in his dick hole, so his jizz fishies swim faster! Get that money before it shuffles off!
And with his whiskers and her eyes, they will have purdy kids. Gary really does have amazing whiskers. That's how he gets all the ladies. It adds an extra tickle.
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i am surprised that so many people find him hot....my friend & i have been drooling over him for years & for a while there we thought we were the only ones...his sexiness cannot be denied! nor can his acting skills.
i think his earlier marriages could have failed because of his alcoholism, so maybe this one stands a chance...does he have any kids?
Maybe it's biological, Sibsi. Men at his age can still reproduce - but thank god/whatever we ladies get to stop that shit eventually - and without medical intervention, too! lol
back in the day, it would have only happened if the "he" were some kind of second or beyond son and the "she" had a huge dowry. It wouldn't matter that she couldn'nt give an heir because he could always get that the next go 'round.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Gary is the hotness, but he really needs to stop getting married, because he's not good at it.
Love him in every film he does.
She reminds me of Monica Bellucci, the Italian actress.
He could be my dad/oldest uncle, which takes away any hotness, sorry.
I hope women will be able to marry someone 20 years younger without inviting any scrutiny one day too.
Not judging or trying to make this a 'sex wars' issue, just wondering why nobody bats an eyelash that he's much older than her, but were it reversed...
Who the freak are these people?
well he's already a charmer! ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Yup, that's our Tug. Believe it or not, he's already six weeks old.
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Uvula: is that your bebe! awwwwwwwwwww
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
It's okay, I'll wait.
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hmm thanks luscious and angel. Would be an interesting dissertation topic.
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I don't think peepaw is fifty but it's all relative since I'm in my forties, he's not that old to me.
I think of peepaw as someone who will stay hot til they pretty much die, ala paul newman, steve mcqueen, gregory peck, etc.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by bisou on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:08am.
At what point does one become a pepaw/memaw?
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I think it varies. It's whenever one gets hit with the old guy stick....I'd say he's got enough gray and wrinkles to qualify...
Brad's almost there too...
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You just go on about your business:)
I don't know where I get off calling him a peepaw, he def couldn't be my granpa or my dad even, LOL Sorry Gary, I take it back, bring me your hotness NOW!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
"Get that money before it shuffles off!"
I have high hopes for this gold digger, MK. I didn't think I would after Clooney's beard but I have been revived!
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Wonder how she can tell she married Gary in the first place. The man is so versatile I can never tell its him until I think hard about if it's him or not.
I freaking love him. He's such a great actor!
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Submitted by bisou on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:08am.
we discussed this yesterady, a little. My theory is that if (s)he can be the grandparent of your kids (w/in reason), then they met the definition.
For example, I'm 34 which would have made Gar 16 if he'd fthered me. Tecnically possible but not so likely.
Someone else could be 24, though, and then Gar would've been 26 - in which case both seem to meet the def.
It's complicated (like Denise Richards. lol)
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:04am.
ok - that's kinda weird but so is Gary Oldman, so whatevs lol
still love the name and the mythology/poetry behind it
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At what point does one become a pepaw/memaw? Does the amount of grey hair the individual has come into consideration or is it solely the age?
Gary Oldman is the hawtness regardless of his pepawness.
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Now you see my point, snowpiece?! Shocking :(
Laila Morse" is an anagram of an Italian phrase for "my sister" (Mia Sorella) ...
Gary gave her the name....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Gary Oldman!
He's another pepaw I'd hit!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
congrats to a beautiful couple.
omg he's hot. :)
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
I love the name Laila/Leila/Layla
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Gawd but L love him. He'll always be Mason Verger to me.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
carefreea ewwwwwww she's ancient, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Blimey, have you ever seen eyes so blue!?!?!
When asked why his marriage to Uma didn't work out, he replied "Try being married to an angel."
*sighhhh*
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Oh my god, SOMEONE ELSE who's seen Prick Up Your Ears!
That movie rocks.
Snowpiece, it's Laila Morse .
carefreea which one is big mo? what is her real name so I can google, thanks
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
i don't know what my problem is, but i find gary o sexay...the fact that he can't stay married means he probably a major asshole doesn't diminish the feelings i have for him....i need help...
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i used to lust him but he's too peepaw now. Prick Up Your Ears is awesome but State of Grace is my fave.
HAPPY NEW YEAR SLUTS AND SEX HOOKERS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I read it as "31 year old Jizz singer". I must have expected he would write it like that, so that is how I read it.
morning ever body!
uck - her nose! Makes me appreciate by big fat one - I'll take it any day over that shit!
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Since I found out that Big Mo (Eastenders FYI) is his sister, I went off him. Shame really.
Rats!! Foiled again. *sigh*
Cute! He was already 19 when she was born.