Look Who's Blogging....
Personally, I'd rather Kim Zolciak's gutter wig start its own blog, because it holds so many secrets. But I'll gladly settle for Kim's blog. Her first post is pretty damn entertaining. She just happened to run into these pictures of her at the beach. I mean, she magically found the pictures of her at the beach while she was at the beach? I'm confuseded. That's probably how she found her trusted wig friend too. She was walking along the beach in the Bahamas and spotted a pack of rabid dogs attacking the tortured thing. Since Kim has such a giving heart, she took pity on the wig and now the two are inseparable.
Speaking of her wig friend, she is a brave bitch for getting that close to the ocean. I'm sure the lifeguards warned her that the sharks will mistake her wig for a lame seal and try to eat that shit!
Anybitchisbeat, I can't wait for the future gems Kim's blog will bring us. We can now enjoy Kim's fuckery all year long!
I also had to read the comments on this shit, because I knew they would make me laugh until I farted. This is my favorite one and only because they quoted my favorite song at the moment:
You need to go back to your Chili's clinic and get your saggy ta-ta's lifted. There's a tightrope...
There's a tightrope!
AND it's pretty poignant that her upcoming appearances section is "coming soon." Story of her life!
(Thanks Angela)
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KD: ahahahahahahahahaa!!!!
I feel like Hurley today! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Snowy-- Me, too! Only it should be my last day. woohoo! And I be wearing granny panties all the time anyway. Those fancy schmancy ones always ride up and drive me nuts.
I don't even know who this woman is, and I can't stand her.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Crap. I tried to leave a comment on her Blaaaahhhhgg and got smacked down. Not fair. Another homogenized filtered source of information.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
KD: not today, it's a Auntie Flo type of day so I have mah period panties on y'all! Ooops did I ferget to wear pertekshun?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:46am.
KD OMG PHEW! I was about to shit mah panties! LOL
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No, don't doo that! Yer panties are too perty!
KD OMG PHEW! I was about to shit mah panties! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Snow- NO, silly! I said MK made a post ABOUT Doug Wilson.
Sibsi,
Yeah, Reality TV rots da brain!
I am sooo glad we did not get the ice storm yesterday we were suppose to get!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by findleynb on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:34am.
I think some dlisters are leaving comments on her blog. Some of my favorites include:
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I don't know if it's new but comments are moderated right now. LOL! Maybe she din't think of that at first;p
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Found some photos that "someone" snapped of me while at the beach. Uh yeah, "someone" is called a professional photographer you hired to take spontaneous pictures.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:40am.
LOL thanks, you're the only one that knows (besides me) what that's from!
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Dick happens! - MK
KD I just looked at my facebook, are you saying Doug Wilson was posting on here?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:26am.
"Look Who's Blogging...."
Ok, I give. Who?
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Hee! Same.
Those 'reality stars' are still a blank to me. I skip most of the entries on 'em, 'cause I've no fucking idea who they are.
Anywho... /wave... nicer, 'warmer' days here in the falls, huh?
Oh and before I forget: evilshoe, <3 the avvie!
eta: @ Clarisse I meant, the county, not c. falls specifically!
Snowy- oh and I forgot to say that I am still catching up with season 4! 4 episodes down and 9 to go, or something like that. I'm excited, too, though!
Awwww, someone needs to leave her some positive comments to keep her posting for her "fans".
Hi Snowy! Yeah, I wanted to use the pic you have, but you beat me to it. So I chose to use Hurley instead! :) He's a big teddy bear, and who couldn't use more of those?
<"that someone snapped of me at the beach">
Well, you do have to agree in all the photos she IS looking off in another direction. Quite truthfully, she may have not noticed the person directly in front of her with a camera.
I think some dlisters are leaving comments on her blog. Some of my favorites include:
Kimberly said...
I just love how you say your 30! OLD AS HELL
Jessica Ghilier said...
NO TALENT
Anonymous said...
yeah right like anything negative will be posted! YOU'RE A WHORE
Anonymous said...
LOSE THE WIG BABE!
Tone said...
You have black friends, ask them to recommend you a nice real human hair wig place!
Anonymous said...
You need to pay attention to just being a better mom. Quit smoking, and forget the idea of being a singer. Someone needs to be brutally honest with you...your voice is awful. :o( Also, lose the wig. It's so tacky.
awwwwwwwww KD! Hugo!
I am going to have to change my countdown. 1/20/09 may be Bush's last day but the next day 1/21/09 is Obama's first day and LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT TIMES!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
We're supposed to believe those pics are recent? She reminds me of women who post old pics of themselves on on-line dating sites.
This post should be in the "Girlfriend, please" section.
The caption on one of the pics on her blog states that she has international fans. Ha!
kim is dressed for snagging her next married man...who is she kidding with that plastic wig...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
"Look Who's Blogging...."
Ok, I give. Who?
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Okay, I'm packing my bags for my ride to hell; I just posted there.
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Dick happens! - MK
If she "makes it" as a singer, I will cut a bitch.
Ha! Well, she was looking away! Of course she didn't notice that guy standing RIGHT THERE taking her picture!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
OMG she put "singer" up there?
How out of touch do you have to be?!?
Like this guy?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hf0NYlaEU8
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
She just happen to come across her photos already pre-photoshopped to be blurry in the right places? Let me guess, she would say they had a ghetto camera and it blurred them. LMAO
This bitch is like the Kodak Storyteller!
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Dick happens! - MK
well she looks good for 40 oh sorry "30"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I've been waiting for you to mention this MK.
It's pretty bad when you stumble across something irl and you think to yourself about the people you've never met on the internet.
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Someone needs to school this ho on the correct use of the apostrophe.