Monday, January 5th 2009
La Pequeña Brit Brit Is Finally Here!
This is what I've been waiting for! La Pequeña Brit Brit was on my short list along with La Pequeña Spaghetti Cat and La Pequeña Charo. Hearing La Pequeña say "coochie coochie" would make my ass-cooch go into seizures.
La Pequeña went vintage Brit Brit by bumping it to "Baby One More Time" with some help by a couple of dudes called SomePatrolMen. Sadly, Machine didn't make a cameo as Chester Cheetah.
Yes, this shit is more of La Pequeña humping walls and popping our goose pimples with her "I eat fetuses" grin, but she's wearing little puffies in her hair! And she kept her crotch berries to herself this time. But only this time!
(Thanks osobuco)
I lOve La Paquena but she needs to learn new dance moves besides knuckle dragging, wall humping and boucing like her chocha is waiting for the loo.
And I don't need to see her frog pelvis. ew.
Is it just my imagination or did one of those guys kinda look like JT in a wig?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
WOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY month is complete.
hell NO madams. that "thing" skeeves me beyond belief. I will not watch any of these videos.
Rojo Caliente or Abandoned Couch FTW.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Let the campaign for La Pequena Hot Slut of the Year 2008 begin!!!!!
i love la pequena and any other latin themed little people....chuy from chelsey lately anyone?
i would eff the drummer fer sure.
be cool about fire safety
I find her extremely disturbing! The wall humping thing thing just plain creeps me out!
Strong resemblance to Xtina's batboy, blech. Other guy, up against the wall.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I love her and the nerds in her video are hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
@Deb&Hekki:
And there you have it - as MK said it's something about that "I eat fetuses" grin;p
Personally, I like it but I also find her disturbing. Truth be told, tho - I like to be disturbed.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I also would like to see Woomanizah . . . I guess Machine was the hold out as the hot bf guy though :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
As scary as La Pequena is, he/she/it has a wonderful smile.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*What kind of fuckery is this?*
La Pequena never dissapoints..I just wished she had gone all out and done "Womanizaaah" with naked sauna scene and everything...ooops! nevermind I am still scarred from seeing her package in the last Sarah Palin imitation. Oh and the dude in the drums is hot in a sexy-ugly kinda way.
My cup cakes are moist and delicious...EVERYONE looooves my cup cakes - Dorothy Zbornak
La Pequena disturbs me on a very deep subconscious level. It's not because she's a little person (although Verne Troyer disturbs me in the same way); I'm not sure what it is. But I can't watch the videos. I feel a little left out of the fun, but my psyche can't take it.
I....love....her.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I just watched it without sound. Whoa. I agree, less of the dudes, and more La Pequena!
Viva LaPequena!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
it's nice to see brit and justin together again.
Snowy: Hmmmmm, I think chocolate bacon would send my ass cooch into seizure.
Dee and once you get one, how do you get it to go into seizures?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:39am.
Dee Dee do you think we girz have ass cooches?
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Snowy! ♥ Gawd I hope not. How do you even get an ass cooch?
Dee Dee do you think we girz have ass cooches?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Not her best work, her dance is lost to that stagnant, acoustic music. Quit those guys, they steal your magic!
Hearing La Pequeña say "coochie coochie" would make my ass-cooch go into seizures.
Are you sure it's not the Burger King chips making your ass seizure, MK?
that was just awful...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
Oh man, I'm off for the day and this is the last thing I will see from dlisted?
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Dick happens! - MK
La Pequeña is pulling out all the stops to become the next HSOTY. However, I have a soft spot (ha!) for abandon couch too.
EvilShoe ha ha that was funny
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
*dabs tear* Aw! It's just like the old days!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Five Famous People I Would Invite To Dinner
It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
I love the "I love Christina" on the white board!
I can't even deal with these guys spanking each other....
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Dick happens! - MK
I'm really not all that into La P - but it would be hot to see her Womanizer - with all the costume changes.
I'm all about ABANDONED COUCH for HS of the Year! :)
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
The parts where she waves her fingers at the camera scare me. Her sausage-like fingers frighten the bajeezus out of me.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I gave up La Pequeña for New Years.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
A timely reminder that La Pequeña MUST be voted Hot Slut of 2008!!!!
La Pequeña's got BOOT MOVES
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
More La Pequeña, less nerdy guys please!
I was gonna say it's about fucking time but that crap is truly terrifying. Nice wallhump tho.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008