Katie Holmes Is Not Keeping NYC Alive!
If Tommy Girl was your official woman, there's only two ways you would spend your days: crying and shopping. Katie must be doing a lot of the former while she's in NYC. That's what Page Six Magazine (via Telegraph) claims anyway. They say since Katie landed in New York last July, she's only taken around $14 million from Tommy's butt plug fund and has spent.
Apparently, most of the money was spent on real estate. They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.
Some source said Katie also spent $13,987 on Suri's slaves, $7,000 on gym crap, $7,315 on food and $17,000 on rags for her and Suri in six months.
All these numbers seem kind of low ball to me, but now that I think about it, it makes sense. 7 grand may not seem like much for food, but Katie only eats dried-up barley flakes and Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry. And $14k on child care for Suri also seems kind of low budget, but I don't think we can see most of Suri's slaves. Thetans can make themselves invisible-like. Besides, Suri doesn't need them around that often since she spends most of her time looking after Katie. The $7k they spent on gym crap was only for Tommy's vibrating dirt star slimmer.
It's the $17k that seems way off! There's no way any of Katie's shit rags come from anywhere but the "$1 for 1 pound" pile at the Salvation Army. That said, Katie needs to spend more! If she's going to terrorize NYC with her weepy zombie face, she better start dropping more alien dollars.
Here's cheap ass Katie with Suri doing things in NYC yesterday.
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She looks really, really bad. Is it worth it?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
BTW I dont spend that in a year! I hope they are giving their share to the cult!!!
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The war isn't working.
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The war isn't working.
Submitted by Stacy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:49pm.
I think there's some effed up Benjamin Buttons action going on here. Tommy Girl's suddenly looking younger and Katie's aging so rapidly that I'm predicting that she's sprout a dowager's hump by the end of '09.
a dowager's hump... lmfao!
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:42pm.
LOL - That's her new name: Slurpi
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Katie looks horrible....poor thing.
Submitted by Keane on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:38pm.
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Ouuuu yeah, now you've brought out the digger in me like the Hulk.
Thanks for the tips.
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I just can't understand how anyone can look at her & not think something's terribly wrong.
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I think there's some effed up Benjamin Buttons action going on here. Tommy Girl's suddenly looking younger and Katie's aging so rapidly that I'm predicting that she's sprout a dowager's hump by the end of '09.
Does Slurpi even know how to walk?
Does Katie think she really looks good? Put alittle makeup on and wear something with color. As for carrying Suri, I think the celebs carry their kids cause the paps get too aggressive. But enough already! Leave the kid home one day.
If she has all of these servants & money to burn, then why does she always look like Death Warmed Over? Give Suri to the nannies, go to Bliss & get a facial & a massage & rejuvenate!!
Suri's silver shoes are cute, though...
TJ Maxx rocks
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
I have WAY WAY WAY less money than her but still feel like I put it together, even when I go across the street to check the mail. This girl is photographed everywhere, how on earth can she look so beat, and so old with all that moula...it is that damn crazy ass husband, and that cult that is zapping her of everything...looking at her breaks my heart...
Suri must have just gotten a haircut at one of the kiddie salons. Every time my kids get a haircut at one of those over-priced clip joints, they put a random braid and plastic barrette in their hair. I guess they think it's value added for raping your wallet.
gyeah - its best for homewares, so I have some 4 or 600 (I forget which) thread count Egyptian cotton sheets (gorgeous), goose feather pillows (the best type), all kinds of bits for the kitchen e.g. a Cole & Mason pepper grinder, Oneida cutlery, the most gorgeous, thickest, fluffy towels I have ever seen (called Sanderson) and I have Christy ones anyway which are one of the best. For clothes its more a case of what isn't there: there's Diesel, Ugg boots, Fry boots, superfine, all desginer jean brands. Clothes I've seen stuff from Chloe, Calvin Klein, McQueen, you name it. To be honest though its better for homewares as you don't have the issue of rooting through all the rails to get the right size which can be exhausting. But you can literally buy your whole life there. I recently got 3 bottles of St Tropez fake tan for £13 each there (usual price £30). There's nightwear, underwear, tights, accessories, good handbags, ski wear, gym wear, gym equipment, xmas decs, everything!
bisou - I go to the ones in Clapham Junction and Croydon, but I bet the High St Ken one is good. You tend to get stock from all the local boutiques in the area so the better the area the better the stock. I might have to try that one too!
Sorry, crock pot.
I call it a crotch pot. LOL.
I am soooooo sick of watching these celebrities and their huge 2+ year old children carrying them as though they weighed 7lbs.I presume these children can walk, talk,feed themselves,-so why are they toting them around as though they are infirm? Maybe it's a weight loss tool for the parents in that case shame on you go to a GYM for pete's sake.Suri is almost as big as her mom and she carries her around all the time.that's insane.And they wonder why their kids are in therapy at a young age wonder no more.
Jeesh - where HAS her mouth been? **Herpes Outbreak Alert** lower lip......
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:46pm.
crotch pot....!
I have a honey pot, but I keep it elsewhere!
I am jealous of your Ikea!
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
This talentless contract bride is tiresome.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:46pm.
crotch pot....I have SO much more counter space now!
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My man doesn't want to dip.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I went to IKEA this weekend and got me a sweet kitchen island that has two shelves, two drawers and the thick counter top. I put all my appliances on it, Kitchen Aid, toaster oven, waffle maker, Cuisenart, deep fryer, crotch pot....I have SO much more counter space now!
She must get awfully tired of carrying Suri around. I wonder why those Thetans aren't around to do that for her if they get paid so much to take care of Suri in the first place?
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:11pm.
I have seen or bought items from Kitchen-Aid, All-Clad, Wusthoff s, Cuisinart, Emile Henry, etc., etc.
It's not like going to a Williams Sonoma or Sur La Table, inventory and stock varies, but if you are there at the right time you can score!
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ooooohh :fu manchu voice:
Must check it out. The flies coming out my wallet thank you, for they will finally be set free.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:57pm.
Same exact item, same brand, same quality?
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I have seen or bought items from Kitchen-Aid, All-Clad, Wusthoff s, Cuisinart, Emile Henry, etc., etc.
It's not like going to a Williams Sonoma or Sur La Table, inventory and stock varies, but if you are there at the right time you can score!
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:04pm.
I'm so glad you guys are amused by my blonde moment!
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twinsies blond moment ::guilty looks:::
edit: GIRL! Goodbye.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I'm so glad you guys are amused by my blonde moment!
They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.
MK - I will tell you what. You are starting this year off right. You are on fire this morning. too funny~
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That were funny girl!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:01pm.
gyeah: "Uh! I'm like, too good for bootcut!"
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AND BOOTLEG!
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gyeah: "Uh! I'm like, too good for bootcut!"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:57pm.
Regular leg!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*still laughing*
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Stoney: "NO! They don't got skinny jeans you skinnyjeanswearing muthafucka!"
me: ::dies::
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wtf with the postx2
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Submitted by blueberry on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:43pm.
"They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears." LMAO!!
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Ha! Ditto that!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:41pm.
I went to kitchen shop last night and every time I saw something interesting I thought, "Oh, I can get this a TJ Maxx for a lot less."
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Same exact item, same brand, same quality?
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Regular leg!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
*still laughing*
I AM GOING ON STRIKE! please bitch, do something with yourself! your thenew Britney! Look at that god awful mess of a hairdo! Use some chapstick! Fuck you and your clothes, your face and hair are making all of it look UGLIER!
Katie, what happened to u? U were so beautiful, now u look BEYOND fuckin beat. FIX YOUR HAIR!
Ahem.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:52pm.
Ha!
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I know, i was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSCKJHsdjhcvksadh but then i was like well it's pretty obvious.
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:49pm.
Ha! I don't think they're knockoffs. But I really have no idea. I've only ever been able to afford two pair of 7s from an actual department store.
doubl post fuckery.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:41pm.
No, I think they're like, regular leg...
They aren't skinny jeans if that's what you're looking for.
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LOL! No, no bootleg as in contraband, knockoffs.
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"They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears." LMAO!!
$14M?!?! i dont understand rich people :-/
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I went to kitchen shop last night and every time I saw something interesting I thought, "Oh, I can get this a TJ Maxx for a lot less."
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:39pm.
No, I think they're like, regular leg...
They aren't skinny jeans if that's what you're looking for.
..I would say that the devil made me do it...but that would not be true....M.K. made the person that I am vile and hidious.....and it was done in love....love for this site.
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CALL THE F.B.I.!! The Sciencreeptologists are after me!!!
Wow. She's a frugal spender. A total keeper for Tommy.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:17pm.
Keane, I just got a pair of 7 jeans at Marshalls for $15. Love it!!
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And they aren't bootleg?
(asks the woman with preferred customer status in Chinatown.)
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:37pm.
I fucking LOVE Marshalls.
*looks lovingly at new handbag*