Katie Holmes Is Not Keeping NYC Alive!
If Tommy Girl was your official woman, there's only two ways you would spend your days: crying and shopping. Katie must be doing a lot of the former while she's in NYC. That's what Page Six Magazine (via Telegraph) claims anyway. They say since Katie landed in New York last July, she's only taken around $14 million from Tommy's butt plug fund and has spent.
Apparently, most of the money was spent on real estate. They bought three extra apartments in the building they live in. Two are for Tommy's ego and the other is for Katie's tears.
Some source said Katie also spent $13,987 on Suri's slaves, $7,000 on gym crap, $7,315 on food and $17,000 on rags for her and Suri in six months.
All these numbers seem kind of low ball to me, but now that I think about it, it makes sense. 7 grand may not seem like much for food, but Katie only eats dried-up barley flakes and Tommy nibbles on her soul whenever he gets hungry. And $14k on child care for Suri also seems kind of low budget, but I don't think we can see most of Suri's slaves. Thetans can make themselves invisible-like. Besides, Suri doesn't need them around that often since she spends most of her time looking after Katie. The $7k they spent on gym crap was only for Tommy's vibrating dirt star slimmer.
It's the $17k that seems way off! There's no way any of Katie's shit rags come from anywhere but the "$1 for 1 pound" pile at the Salvation Army. That said, Katie needs to spend more! If she's going to terrorize NYC with her weepy zombie face, she better start dropping more alien dollars.
Here's cheap ass Katie with Suri doing things in NYC yesterday.
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Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:29pm.
Joe Strummer! I should have known that. The Clash are timeless.
I don't feel jelly of the Cruise's money. We may be broke, but our marriage is real.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Snowy- I haven't really done any retail therapy either. I usually hit the clearance racks and find some GREAT deals on clothes that I sometimes never wear. I haven't bought any new clothes in a while and I'm starting to look like a rag doll. I'm starting to catch up, though, I think.
nice to see you my little Aphid! ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Mrs. K - I thought you were blocked from the D?
OMG I can't do this anymore. It's like watching Amy Wino disappear into a crack haze all over again. UGH!
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It might seem like I'm stalking you. I'm not.
You just go on about your business:)
Her hair sure is shiny, though.
All right, I have to go do some stuff, although I'd love to hang out with you bitches all day like I did yesterday!
(And how happy are all you slut moms whose kids went back to school today? Huh? I am. I'm ECSTATIC!!!!)
Hiya, Deb!
*smooches*
The avvie is Joe Strummer. I'm going through a The Clash phase right now and thought it'd be a good time for sporting a Joe's avatar.
I really do not know what o make of such articles and I am not joking.
Yeah, it has to be written by someone who wants to give them bad pr, otherwise, they would write articles about them HELPING the needy and not articles about them 'cutting back' like us, by selling one of their fucking vacation homes.
Submitted by Salem13 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:12pm.
I was watching batman begins the other day and despite her horrendous acting, I thought she looked very pretty. Shame whats happened to her.
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I completely agree, and Maggie G looked AWFUL as her replacement in the sequel. Someone needs to tell Maggie to work on that posture.
P.S. Hi M.E., snowpiece, and congrats Stoney on another CT win! And good morning to all the other sluts on here. :)
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:26pm.
I have an alpaca blanket that I got in Ecuador. It's soft and warm.
Hekki - I agree, I believe that a childs questions should be answered truthfully.
Now that y'all are making me socially conscious, I'm finding myself kind of annoyed that Suri's shoes barely look like they've touched the floor. C'mon- let the kid walk for chrissake!
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Hppy New Year Mrs K.!♥
I have not had my usual dose of retail therapy in awhile now and I am starting to go thru withdrawls.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Submitted by KD: "I love alpacas. I think some day I will have an alpaca ranch."
Alpacas are cool! My mom sent us some alpaca socks and those things are downright luxurious.
Retail therapy, bitches.
It'll cure what ails ya...temporarily.
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M.E.: I know. We are SO scraping by right now. It's best to keep the blinders on and not think about other people's privilege. Better to think about people who are worse off and count our blessings. It's how I cope.
I was explaining to Little Hekki about homelessness and Mr. Hekki was telling me not to burden her with that knowledge, and also not to tell anyone that we are broke and not to harp on why we don't go out to eat and buy useless shit for the kids when they want it. I mean, we live in NYC and see three homeless people on the way to school. I see nothing wrong with answering my kid's questions about it. And nothing wrong with saying "We can't afford it". To my kids or anyone else. It's not a sin to be a little poor right now. I think it's a mistake to lead the kids down a primrose path.
Rant over.
I tried to see if there were any Suri fancites and discovered that apparently, Suri is a breed or some type of alpaca. I love alpacas. I think some day I will have an alpaca ranch.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:03pm.
Hey Sibsi! Is that yummy Scott Weiland in your avie?
And yeah, my marriage is no sham, but I could do some damage on my disgruntled days!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was reading some rag in the dr's office where they were talking about TRENDS WE LOVED IN 08 I think #1 was Katie's bf jeans! I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME? lemmings!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I want to fucking puke at how much this bitch spends when people like me are scraping up every fucking penny just to feed their kids and keep a roof over their heads.
Fuck celebrities.
Submitted by Sibsi: "Am I the only one who finds these articles about how much the rich and famous spent on frivolous things distasteful?"
Well, I enjoy the articles because they rile me up. But I find the behavior distasteful. But the richies aren't going to stop. They're just going to be more discreet about their spending. The NYT is always chock full of articles about rich people trying to tone it down so the peons won't revolt.
Submitted by Sibsi on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:12pm.
Am I the only one who finds these articles about how much the rich and famous spent on frivolous things distasteful?
Am I? How the fuck can they write this shit when people are losing jobs left and right?
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I think that is WHY they write the articles. So us commoners can increase our disdain for them. I'll end at that before I start saying nasty things or curl up in a ball and cry.
Only 17K on clothing? You could spend a quarter of that in Saks in a day. I sure as hell could.
It would take at least that much to forget that I was a $ciento slave with no way out for myself and my daughter.
And what are Suri's slaves? You mean they PAY those people? I thought the Cult paid them. They'd probably do it for free. Or room and board. To serve the high priest and priestess of Xenu? Come on. That's one of the perks of being a cult leader. Free labor and sex.
I saw TG on Letterman, and he looks younger than Katie now. He must be getting lots of jizz facials from JT.
I was watching batman begins the other day and despite her horrendous acting, I thought she looked very pretty. Shame whats happened to her.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
Am I the only one who finds these articles about how much the rich and famous spent on frivolous things distasteful?
Am I? How the fuck can they write this shit when people are losing jobs left and right?
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I hate to admit this, but we watched Tropic Thunder the other day and her crazy assed husband stole the show.
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The main pic shows she's caught Tommy Girls crazy.
Bitch looks like a 50 year old cancer patient.
what is the amount spent on cold sore medication? gah! how old is katie? she looks frightening...
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This is what 30 looks like in CO$ kids.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:05pm.
C word: she's just making sure everyone sees that her teefs are fixed
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Teeheeheee.... ;D
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
The reason she looks so terrible is because she's about 20 fucking pounds underweight! Fucking refugee! Gain some fucking weight, bitch!
That main pic is terrifying. She looks like she is coming to steal my soul.
C word: she's just making sure everyone sees that her teefs are fixed.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Looks like somebody was ordered/programmed to smile more in public.
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Damn! Bitch is so not aging well.
Too funny, Deb!
Wouldn't it be great - for the economy anyway - if every disgruntled wife could spend that much when upset with their sham of a marriage?
In thumbnail 7 she's saying "who is that girl and where did she go?"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Has anyone even seen this play she's supposed to be in?
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The truth hurts like two hard dicks going in your butt without lube. MK
What, no figure for what she spent on Kleenex?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson