Hello Dolly (And Charlie)!
Becky Romjin and Jerry O'Connell have continued the celebwhore trend of giving their babies woodland creature names.
Becky gave birth to twin girls on December 28th. Becky and Jerry weren't telling jokes when they said they would name one of their kids Dolly after Dolly Parton. They named one of their girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and the other Charlie Tamara Tulip. Yes, Dolly Rose and Charlie Tulip! I bet they can already play a banjo made out of fish gills, wear the fuck out of a bonnet and dance a jig. Beatrix Potter would be so proud!
Seriously, I don't mind the name Dolly........for a cat, a big-tittied legend, a cloned sheep or a sass-talking chipmunk. But not for a baby friend!
And Bronx Mowgli is still shaking his fist in the air, because his place as the poor child with the fugliest baby name is secure!
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i like charlie for a girl. the only girl i know named charlie is really named charlotte and that simply is not punk enough for her. boo.
Dolly however is the name of pets like miniature horses.
and the children WILL look just like him. dont even ponder it. its very hard to pass on the supermodel gene.
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I like Dolly's name, but why Charlie instead of Charli? And Tamara? Where in the name of fuckery did that come from?!?
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Good lord that man is ugly! Hopefully those 2 horrible named girls will look like their mother who plays a tranny on TV.
Those kids will all change their names as they grow older anyways. One of Demmi's daughters changed her name right?
You forgot Georgie in your list of sisters. She was my favorite sister
What I think is when you have your picture taken over a certain amount of times it sucks your brains out. Only possible explanation.
"It is what it is"
I like boys names for girls: Charley, Teddi, Alex there was a show like that years ago, "Sisters" good show. But what's with Tulip? Ridic.
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What's really sad about all this is how it had to be announced on Howard Stern! TMZ was not following these two fame whores around. She had those kids nearly a week ago and no one noticed.
I like Tamara, but Charlie?! Were these twin girls or fraternal twins? Charlie is a boys name! She named a girl Charlie? Looks like someone is going to grow up to be a Rojo Caliente hopefully!! Hooray!
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In the heat of passion, 18 years hence,
"Chucky Tammy Tulip!!!"
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
"People are still going to ask Charlie if that's short for Charles, then try to call her Chuck."
Too true or they are going to think it is short for Charlene. What I don't understand is why they didn't wait to have a son to name "Charlie." Are two girls all they are going to have? Is Charlie going to name his daughter "Jerry"?
People are still going to ask Charlie if that's short for Charles, then try to call her Chuck.
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Wow, this is graphic.
I think it's so funny.People come to Hollywood, change their names, then have kids and name them something you wouldn't name a rash...
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Submitted by Clearly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:55pm.
Ha ha! You're right
Consider...that Charlie Tulip sounds an awful lot like Charlie Tuna
This has to be a joke...if not, then Bronx Mowgli sounds normal in comparison!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Come on already with these names. Dolly is an 80 year old woman's name.
Charlie? Like that old Revlon perfume?
Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:25pm.
Parental Units really need to lay off the bong before signing the birth certificate.
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Hunny, you effing nailed it.
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Dolly does not offend me as much as Charlie. Tamara. Tulip.
Did these people learn nothing from Peaches Geldoff??
Charlie Tamara Tulip is 100 times as bad as Bronx Mogli.
I am disgusted.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I am so glad John Stamos got rid of this twit. Isn't funny that "Rebecca" Roman Lettuce will not let anyone call her "Becy," but she gives this horrible names to her daughters. I wonder how much she is going to try to get for the pics. She tried to sell the pictures of her wedding, but no mag wanted them. She deserves the loser she is with.
At least they are REAL NAMES, though I don't care for them. It's not CinnamonBun Adagio and Boca Raton Cinderella.
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You better watch out, you better not cry.
The lovable fat kid from Stand By Me grew up and married this woman.
Not bad, Verne.
The kids' names are a bit silly but they could be worse.
The fake baby names is so 2003. CrimesyMoxieFighter and Pilot Inspektator were cool fake baby names, these new ones are lame.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
I keep reading Charlie Tulip as Charlie Tuna.
Paruntal Units really need to lay off the bong before signing the birth certificate.
How about Smurfette Moss-Rock Bleu..? Surely some lower level celeb will think that name's HAWT! Meh
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Girls,
ThermaCare wraps, which Stoney already mentioned, work wonders.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:17pm.
Right there with ya, sister.
He has a penis, so just don't expect snything remotely close to decency and you'll be safe.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:14pm.
Hm, how do you know he has something to feel guilty about? Mine is just a real jerk every now and then, who needs anger management. and then he acts like nothing ever happened. WTF, I expect to be appologized to for be treated so poorly, but noooo. Apparently that is too much to expect.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:49pm.
yeah, weed is the cure all. I am trying to get my bf to drive by the job so I can pop in the car for a few.....he he he
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On Topic: I kinda like Charlie but Dolly is a little weird. That name reminds me of the cloned sheep.
I can see tha poor boy already getting picked on!
"Do you like to garden, Charlie Tulip?"
"Uh....yeah....why?"
"Why dontcha plant yer tulips on my cock!"
:cries:
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:11pm.
Well, he cut me a new set of key, vacuumed the living room, took me to Benjamin Button and even pulled the car around for me in the rain last night, so all in all I'd say it must be going pretty awful and he has something to be guilty about.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:02pm.
When you give them ammo you have to take the shots, I guess. *tries to recall last bad thing he did*
Stoney- so how are things going with your BF? When mine kissed me goodye this morning, I got shocked! Twice! It hurt.
I wonder if she had a scheduled C-section at 36 weeks like everyone else in Hollywood. Might as well get those babies out as soon as their lungs are developed to avoid stretch marks. (kidding)
God, Jerry is so ugly. I hope the kids took after her and not him. I can't stand his eyebrows and eyes - he is freaky looking... Not sure what she sees in him...
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:36pm.
Well, generally that someone gets to use that for the next three days as an excuse to be pissed at you, and even when you think they're over it, they get to say "well let's not even bring UP what you said to me the other morning!"
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Oh for crying out loud. Are you allowed to sack them after that?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:49pm.
Let's be friends! :)
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Let's all be happy these Hollywood morons don't name their kids things like:
Sir Poops-a-lot and Madame Spit-up
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
What's wrong with those names? I especially like Dolly.
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yeah, weed is the cure all. I am trying to get my bf to drive by the job so I can pop in the car for a few.....he he he
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
oh come on
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Snowy,
Oh I would LOVE to but I live in fear of RDTing!
Stoney!
ThermaCare Heat Wrap...hmmmm...sounds comforting!
LCT,
You got the Bale Bends!!!
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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:46pm.
smoke some pot
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Pot makes my cramps WORSE!!!!
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smoke some pot or take a muscle relaxer
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I'm a Sarah Palin in a Beth Ostrosky world.
Weird, O's always make my cramps worse.
The real only cure for cramps is calling in sick and watching Divorce Court in bed.
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I love this entire post. This is gold!
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Congrats to the happy couple! It seems twins is the new black...
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OMG Clarisse, I am dying over here. I have taken about 15 Advils and it's not even helping. I know only one proven cure...
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Orgasm is the best cure for cramps.
If you can find a discreet place to Jill off.
Unless you are busting an ovarian cyst.
Nothing helps that.
On topic, wonder if either baby will resemble Vern from Stand by Me?
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:34pm.
You bitches need a ThermaCare Heat Wrap! Or at least a heating pad! ONLY things that help me when Sister Rose comes to town...
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