Monday, January 5th 2009

Hello Dolly (And Charlie)!

Becky Romjin and Jerry O'Connell have continued the celebwhore trend of giving their babies woodland creature names.

Becky gave birth to twin girls on December 28th. Becky and Jerry weren't telling jokes when they said they would name one of their kids Dolly after Dolly Parton. They named one of their girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and the other Charlie Tamara Tulip. Yes, Dolly Rose and Charlie Tulip! I bet they can already play a banjo made out of fish gills, wear the fuck out of a bonnet and dance a jig. Beatrix Potter would be so proud!

Seriously, I don't mind the name Dolly........for a cat, a big-tittied legend, a cloned sheep or a sass-talking chipmunk. But not for a baby friend!

And Bronx Mowgli is still shaking his fist in the air, because his place as the poor child with the fugliest baby name is secure!

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:34pm.

Well, generally that someone gets to use that for the next three days as an excuse to be pissed at you, and even when you think they're over it, they get to say "well let's not even bring UP what you said to me the other morning!"

Stoney's picture

You bitches need a ThermaCare Heat Wrap! Or at least a heating pad! ONLY things that help me when Sister Rose comes to town...

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:22pm.

Well let's see, I told my boyfriend to fuck off and die this morning when he tried to wake me up, picked a fight via email with my best friend, brutally sodomized everyone's favorite movie of the year on dlisted, complained loudly about my workload to my boss and massaged my hangover for two hours. Yep, it's Monday.
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What happens when you tell someone to fuck off and die? I've never tried it.

I'm jealous of your Monday. It sounds WAY cooler than mine. So far I've eaten a donut, drank 2 litres of water and pissed 4 times. Not very thrilling.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:28pm.

here I am, in the flesh!
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Clarissalina;

I'm in withdrawal from ending the Bale Bender. This is not a good day at all.

PS. Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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Clarisse: LOL mine too, I don't know why i am being punished like this! naw, not the Jag, here's a hint, ya smoke it, LOL
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Deb's picture

They should have named Charlie "Ceeia".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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snowpiece!
I really think my uterus is going to fall out!

Only cure? Hmmm..Jager?

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Those are cute names,I am glad they didn't name them something funky.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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I'm skipping Monday:) Sorta.

More off-topic nothingness:

It's SO hard to pay attention to the real Lara Croft when she talks...well, it's not hard to pay attention to HER...but to the things that she is saying...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT0GbxaQU0E&feature=related

ONTOPIC(sorta): I like Beatrix - it's better than Beatrice. I knew a Beatrice in school - full-on nerd and proud of it, but her brother's name was Torquil so she prolly just felt lucky.

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OMG Clarisse, I am dying over here. I have taken about 15 Advils and it's not even helping. I know only one proven cure...
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deka's picture

creative hollywood names always come off stupid
www.thatshideous.com

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OFF topic

Was lurking along, and is that Mrs. Kravitz I see? Why yes it is!!! Good to "see" you!

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:22pm.

You are officially my mentor.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no

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I like the name Beatrix.
*runs away*
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
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LCT/Stoney,
Monday, after having TWO WEEKS off AND THIS MORNING....CRAMPS! Yeah me!!!!

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:17pm.

Well let's see, I told my boyfriend to fuck off and die this morning when he tried to wake me up, picked a fight via email with my best friend, brutally sodomized everyone's favorite movie of the year on dlisted, complained loudly about my workload to my boss and massaged my hangover for two hours. Yep, it's Monday.

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PSL- I thought the same thing. Charlie is cute for an abridged version/nickname..but eh.

These sound like cocker spaniel names. Much better than zuma and mowgli, etc..

Am I the only one unsettled by Jerry's unblinking halogen bright stare? And to me he'll always be the uncomfortable fat kid in 'Stand By Me'. I could not imagine slapping skins with that. Ever.

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Maybe this is one of those things you have to embrace.

Maybe I'll name my son Janine and my daughter Brock.

Hot.

Sounds like such a good idea, doesn't it?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:05pm.
Stoney: I know, you always want to hold on to hope, but it got WORSE! LOL
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That was the same thought I had when I watched Burn After Reading! OMG, that movie was so dumb. I was hoping it would get better, but it was just a waste of time. But at least it wasn't 3 hrs of a waste of time! I decided to not watch any more Brad Pitt movies unless they are supposedly MUST see.

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A girl named Charlie?
Wow, did they take that from "Pushing Daises"? Charlie (or Chuck) is the main female character on the show.

A boy named Sue.
A girl named Charlie.

I'm so tired of these celeb babies. ~yawn~

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stoney: you know it's hard out here for a pimp!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:15pm.

Oh yeah. MONDAYS.

*kills someone*
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Don't you just HOPE someone tells you you've got a case of the 'Mondays' just so you can slap them?

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Cara's picture

Jerry has the crazy eyes. I don't mind Charlie so much, if it was short for Charlotte which is pretty. A woman I know had a daughter last year and named her Vicky and I said "Oh I really love the name Victoria" and she said "Well, Vicky isn't short for anything". Nicknames as full names is sort of meh.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:14pm.

Oh yeah. MONDAYS.

*kills someone*

Stoney's picture

I know, snowy! I told my bf "that was the chick from Hustle and Flow" and he was all "no way" and I was all "oh yes it is!"

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Can someone just name their kids Sarah or Michael or something, for crying out loud? Enough of these ridiculous animal names. Fuck people. You know what else? Fuck Mondays. You know what else? Taking NyQuil after having a drink. Fucking TRIPPED OUT all night long.

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Charlie Tulip sounds like the nickname of some Mafia capo…

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ITA with Stoney. And yes, the Mother was good. It took me awhile to realize I knew her from Hustle and Flow.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

loozer's picture

Stoney & snowpiece,
Sounds like you should show up on Brad's doorstep and demand your money back.
http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL1343/4750296/9876262/210113377.jpg

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there's no imagination to the baby names, but i'm not offended either...

every day, jerry inches closer to the fug side...
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Stoney's picture

I'm just going to go ahead and tell you whores what no one else has the guts to say: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is THREE HOURS long, poorly digitized, stars unlikeable actors (except the mother, she was great), features long tug boat scenes and endless slow conversations marked by too much "dramatic eye" that make you want to put a pistol to your skull and pull the trigger. By the time the conclusion (that you already know is coming) comes, you feel used, empty and raped of your time on Earth. Yes, my friends, it's really not as good as you think it is.

Dolly in the name of our white cow, which gives 8 liters of milk daily.

Sachin

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Charlie Tamara Tulip?

Worst. Name. Ever.

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loozer's picture

LOL @ Callan
Cue the Twilight Zone music! Same thoughts at the exact same time!

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http://charlieoconnellfansite.com/archive/home.htm
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"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

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Stoney: I know, you always want to hold on to hope, but it got WORSE! LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Isnt Charlie his brothers name? Idk. The names suck, esp putting flowers in each name. Poor things.

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Have a great gossip day all....i have to go to work....see you all waaaaay later today.

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Are they identical twins? If so, Kate and Dupli-Kate.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 1:00pm.

I actually made my boyfriend sit through the entire thing just *hoping* it would get better! I thought, surely it will have some magical awesome scene real soon since everyone seems to think this film is so fucking awesome and shit. He took two smokes breaks and shifted fifty six times in his seat, the poor guy!

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Oh FFS! I put more effort into naming my pets!

Jerry should have quit " acting " after doing the fat kid in Stand By Me.

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Callan's picture

@ loozer

Man, were we on the same wavelength with our last comments. But, I'm guessing that's how everyone pretty much sees them.

Callan's picture

What is it with celebrities who give their kids his kid Sam, these two twats named their daughter Charlie... there are more, but none are coming to mind right now.

These two bore me. He will always be the fat kid from Stand By Me and she will always be the moron who left the hotness that is The Stamos.

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They could have saved time and just named them what they will be called: 'daughter of fat kid from Stand By Me' and 'daughter of John Stamos' ex-wife'.

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Stoney: hahahahahahahah seriously! I was BEGGING the bf. "let's just GO please! I am pleading with you!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"

Stoney's picture

Again, Charlie is a NICKNAME for CHARLES!

Mopa's picture

Holy God! Dolly? My mother-in-law's name is Dorothy and a few of her friends call her Dolly for some reason, not Dotty, which is the usual nickname for Dorothy. She hates the nickname Dolly because she thinks it sounds so old-fashioned. This coming from a woman is is 75 years old. I agree with her actually and for someone to name a baby that is disturbing, imo.

I thought Charlie was cute for a boy, but I saw Tulip and realized it's a girl. Well, I was hoping, but with these Hollywood people, who the hell knows. Charlie Tulip? UGH!

Stoney's picture

I was hoping Cate Blanchet would fucking die the minute she appeared on screen! Bitch, you can't dance like that! Fucking FUCK that whole movie was a cartoon!!!! I wish I had just left!

snowpiece's picture

Stoney: did it make your ass ache from sitting so damn long? were you crying everytime you realized she was gonna see him ONE MORE TIME!!!
did you ever think you'd find yourself wishing Cate B would just die already?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"