Monday, January 5th 2009

Hello Dolly (And Charlie)!

Becky Romjin and Jerry O'Connell have continued the celebwhore trend of giving their babies woodland creature names.

Becky gave birth to twin girls on December 28th. Becky and Jerry weren't telling jokes when they said they would name one of their kids Dolly after Dolly Parton. They named one of their girls Dolly Rebecca Rose and the other Charlie Tamara Tulip. Yes, Dolly Rose and Charlie Tulip! I bet they can already play a banjo made out of fish gills, wear the fuck out of a bonnet and dance a jig. Beatrix Potter would be so proud!

Seriously, I don't mind the name Dolly........for a cat, a big-tittied legend, a cloned sheep or a sass-talking chipmunk. But not for a baby friend!

And Bronx Mowgli is still shaking his fist in the air, because his place as the poor child with the fugliest baby name is secure!

Source: People

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by lilu on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:42pm.

tulip? why not just name them incarnation and dandelion? and maybe I'm alone on this but Jerry has the weirdest unsexy face he just looks so girly to me. not a hot look.
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I'm w/ you. This guy: not hot. Kinda reminds me of Travolta actually.

Stoney's picture

And I need a brangie thread NOW so I can talk about how fucking overhyped and pretentious and longer that fucking FUCK Benjamin Button was! Jesus CHRIST we know you like New Orleans you porn-stached, CGI mother fucker!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:47pm.

Just another sign of the Apocalypse.
Trust.

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NICE HAIR, HAHAHA FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT REDNECK PIECE OF SHIT. DOLLY? AFTER DOLLY PARTON, MORE LIKE DOLLY FARTON! DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. CLIT FOR BRAINS. I WANNA ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT KID IN THE FACE WHEN IT GETS OLDER JUST FOR BEING THE SPAWN OF THESE TWO FUCK HEADS.

Stoney's picture

Why are people so fucking retarded to name their children NICKNAMES?!?!?! Fucking retards! Maddie, Katie, Charlie, etc ARE NICKNAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes deep breath*

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Don't people believe in pet names and nicknames anymore...like - they could have "called" them Rose and Tulip (Tulippy for later) without making it official...same with Dolly. Like Darla, Darlene, or Dahlia, or Charlene even Clara...even just call them Dolly and Charlie later...

My mom would straight-up call me: Pet.
I found out later that's not a good sign; \
Even so, at least she din't NAME me "Pet".

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Sorry, I don't watch survivor! I don't really watch anything, these days.. Just movies. I will watch Lost, though. Oh, I watch Sanctuary, too. Cuz I'm a nerd that way.

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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 12:43pm.

Um, they named a girl "Charlie?!?"
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"Charlie" is acceptable as a nickname for Charlotte or Charlene, but naming a girl Charlie is just wrong.
And Dolly? Also wrong.
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Migraine Sally's picture

Well, they aren't terrible, but they aren't great either. If I were those girls I would use my middle name of Rebecca or Tamera

Stoney's picture

Um, they named a girl "Charlie?!?"

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KD Jerri Manthy? from Survivor? LOL
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tulip? why not just name them incarnation and dandelion? and maybe I'm alone on this but Jerry has the weirdest unsexy face he just looks so girly to me. not a hot look.

Salem13's picture

Speaking of Beatrix, I can't wait for the next Harry Potter movie. Hopefully david yates won't fuck this one up!

O/T: Those are some fucked up names.

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KD's picture

Jerri is an old woman's name. :) I was an old woman in a play once, and I think my name was Gerry.

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Charlie is named after her uncle. I think the names are kind-of cute!
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why Charlie and not Jerri?
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M.E.'s picture

Could have been worse.

At least they are real names. Not places, or objects.

KD's picture

Oo, Charlotte is a cute name, PSL...

And what is up with this trend of giving TWO middle names?? I don't get it!

Deb's picture

Oh for chrissakes. I hope the twins don't inherit their dad's scary eyebrows.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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I like Charlie for a girl, but only when it is short for Charlotte....not just as Charlie.

Could have been worse.

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.