Afternoon Crumbs
Jump, Daisy! Jump! - Lainey Gossip
My kind of couple. Zhang Ziyi's boyfriend is tossing her salad on a public beach! - Egotastic!
Brit Brit's bits look sad - Hollywood Tuna
Let's not even joke about Bill O'Reilly joining The Strictly Dickly Club - Towleroad
Ty Ty's man is not smilin' wit hiz eyez - Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston and a million others having the time of their stupid lives in Cabo - Popsugar
Antonio Sabato Jr. is wearing too many clothes - Hollywood Rag
Your liquor cabinet is safe. Tara Reid is still in the tank - I'm Not Obsessed
Scientology still hasn't cured Tommy's creepiness - Celebitchy
Annalynne McCord will forever be Eden from Nip/Tuck to me. Oh and here she is in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
JLo and Skeletor totally hate each other - SOW
I'm having a hard time looking at RiRi's maybe-engagement ring, because those fugly gloves have blinded me - Cityrag
Hugh Jackman is smart - ICYDK
Cleo sounded like a bad idea & aargghh @ the glove
Jessica looks gorgeous. That is all.
If I was that dog I would want to jump out of the window too
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Daisy has the "just kill me look" in her eyes. That is the look is fear.
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Inauguration day January 20, 2009. President Obama!
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daisy looks like she's contemplating suicide
Wow. Chestica is looking beat in the face.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:00pm.
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And yet, he totally fell victim to a cult...And revised his history to fit it... Weird...This guy was always an asshole, but he found the ultimate way of being an asshole and went fucking hog wild...Asshole extroidinaire...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:49pm.
In his biography, Morton interviewed at least one person who went to highschool with Tom Cruise and studied with him on a regular basis. He had no trouble reading when they studied together, nor did he ever mention his dyslexia. Furthermore, he was a B student. He was never funtionally illiterate and likely never dyslexic. Perhaps he had a little ADD or was easily bored, but that's about it. Both of those conditions often remedy themselves in adulthood (not always but often) which is what likely really happened with TC.
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I read that book too. He probably never HAD dyslexia (dyslexics of the world UNTIE!) so nothing to RECOVER from. Unlike, say, AUTISM or EPILEPSY or BRAIN DAMAGE, sorry to hijack this thread.
The overwhelming vibe I get from Tommygirl (I love calling him that, though I don't think he's gay) is that he is a controlling, my-way-or-the-highway know-it-all dickwad whose sense of self-importance is reaching critical mass.
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I'm feeling happy in my who-who so I'll be nice and say Jessica looks best when she doesn't wear all the make-up and the dogs ass hair extensions. No wait. That is the dogs ass.
"I yam what I yam"
I'm more interested in Rick Sanchez missing work because of his crackfest.
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"Now is not the time for my fuckery."
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bit bit has hideous skin tone and a short neck couldn't give a crap about her boobs
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:10pm.
I"m so with you. Not only would I rather hear the dog sing, but the dog is much cuter too.
So is my Marshmellow.
Brit Brit has butter beans
That looks like an old photo of Brit Brit. Could she be slipping?
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Bye! Good
Submitted by Cara on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:25pm.
Ziyi is dating some old leathery Dennis Quaid looking white dude? If you're going to date for money, at least get somebody hot.
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Actually, I was thinking how little a billion bucks buys nowadays.
Ziyi is dating some old leathery Dennis Quaid looking white dude? If you're going to date for money, at least get somebody hot.
Dang britney looks rough. Anna Mccord is gorgeous but I wish she would eat something
Jessica Simpson would be the perfect woman, if only she didn't have vocal cords.
Zhang Ziyi is a beautiful woman but not even her boobs look good hanging down that way. And what is she doing? Such strange positions... sun, beach, billionaire boyfriend and she still can't relax. All fidgety.
Antonio Sabato Jr - one of the hottest men ever. My sister said he reeks stupidity in his interviews and it's a turn off. Luckily, I've never seen those interviews, only his early work in General Hospital when he had a strange rhythm/inflection to his speech (but not really an accent) and I couldn't understand what he was saying. My good luck.
JLo and my love Skeletor, who looks better in glasses and smiling... am I reading this wrong? They don't look like they hate each other. They look bored with each other. I'm here Marc!
Submitted by stefystef on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:47pm.
naw, that dog is the only good thing about that woman.
Frankly I'd rather listen to the dog sing and act than her.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
ZZ is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Almost perfection.
Looks like Britney's fad diet has come to an end. Her face looks like she's been slurping down an endless stream of frapuccinos or whatever the fuck they call it.
Dear Jessica Simpson,
Please go away, and take your creepy ass family with you.
Signed, Pretty much all the world.
Holy Crap!
Simpson's dog looks like my dog! No shit!
Will I have to kill my Marshmellow because he looks like Daisy??? Do Simpson and I have something in common? Oh the horror! *LOL*
Actor Tom Cruise said Scientology teachings helped him overcome childhood dyslexia, a Spanish magazine reported.
And now he just likes dicks....
WTF is going on with Ziyang & her man? No ass-licking in public, please!!
Everytime I click on Just Jared, it crashes my Firefox browser....
JLo & Skeletor want to strangle each other & I hope she wins!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Cox, Aniston, and the others don't do Cabo right. They stay in one of the all-inclusive resorts far out of town and only venture out at night for some nearby, sanitized, gringo food and drink. You gotta mix it up in some of the gritty spots in town to have any real fun. You can't say you did Cabo right unless you were accosted by some bandaged-up, wasted hooker at 3 am.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Another reason I love MK is because he can spell and punctuate. Celebitchy and Egotastic have apostrophe and spelling issues galore, to name a few. They're practically illiterate. I would seriously have to reconsider my addiction to Dlisted if MK were stupid like that.
Poor Daisy always looks depressed.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:41pm.
Hugh Jackman is smart. How can anyone possibly think a Cleopatra musical with Elvis-type songs be a good idea? They might as well raise the camp factor and get Christina Aguilera to play Cleopatra, Justin Timberlake as Antony, and the Hoff as Caesar.
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Amen. May it never live to see the light of day.
Oooh...Britney's looking like her old Boot Move self already *rubs hands together/evil giggle*.
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Annalynne McCord and Zhang Ziyi are soo skinny very pretty faces but no curves at all
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
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oh, guess my xanax is kicking in. lol.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:20pm.
(I was calling Jessica a dog)
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Simpson looks ok here. Did she finally tell pimp daddy to shove off? Smart move for Hugh Jackman.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
Have you ever been to Pancake Circus??
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:14pm.
yeah, but certain breeds in a cold climate really need the protection, my old doggie who passed when he got older, he really suffered in the cold.
he had a hoodie and it rocked and he liked it.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
I hate when people make their dogs wear sweaters. At least they didn't get Daisy one.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Happy New Year Snowy !!!
what did you do for new years?
xxyxz happy new year!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
SeH,
Oh Memoirs of a Geisha I have seen that! She is hotness! I would lick her on the beach too!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Hey all
LCt
HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY DEAR CARROT, HAPPY BARDAY TO POO!!
Happy Barfday LCT!!! ♥
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Problem is, fist Zhangs ass and 1hr later you have to do it again, repeat, soreness!
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Sticking his hand up her ass and then his face? They don't need to be doing that sh!t on a public beach, yuk!
zhang's boyfriend is having chinese takeout...
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In his biography, Morton interviewed at least one person who went to highschool with Tom Cruise and studied with him on a regular basis. He had no trouble reading when they studied together, nor did he ever mention his dyslexia. Furthermore, he was a B student. He was never funtionally illiterate and likely never dyslexic. Perhaps he had a little ADD or was easily bored, but that's about it. Both of those conditions often remedy themselves in adulthood (not always but often) which is what likely really happened with TC.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Please tell me Eden's not going to be back on the new season of Nip/Tuck? God I hated that bitch.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:42pm.
"everyone singing"
HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY DEAR CARROT, HAPPY BARDAY TO POO!!
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*Tear*
I ALMOST barfed for my barfday. Not quite though.
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