Afternoon Crumbs
Jump, Daisy! Jump! - Lainey Gossip
My kind of couple. Zhang Ziyi's boyfriend is tossing her salad on a public beach! - Egotastic!
Brit Brit's bits look sad - Hollywood Tuna
Let's not even joke about Bill O'Reilly joining The Strictly Dickly Club - Towleroad
Ty Ty's man is not smilin' wit hiz eyez - Just Jared
Jennifer Aniston and a million others having the time of their stupid lives in Cabo - Popsugar
Antonio Sabato Jr. is wearing too many clothes - Hollywood Rag
Your liquor cabinet is safe. Tara Reid is still in the tank - I'm Not Obsessed
Scientology still hasn't cured Tommy's creepiness - Celebitchy
Annalynne McCord will forever be Eden from Nip/Tuck to me. Oh and here she is in a bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
JLo and Skeletor totally hate each other - SOW
I'm having a hard time looking at RiRi's maybe-engagement ring, because those fugly gloves have blinded me - Cityrag
Hugh Jackman is smart - ICYDK
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That hacker fails because he spelled Bill O'Reilly wrong.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
TyTy's man looks worn OUT, maybe it's the market, maybe it's the meglomaniac?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
@ LCT or CTH--
whoever it is who's one step closer to the grave, happy Birthday!
(I don't anus-lick tho.)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
"everyone singing"
HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY TO POO, HAPPY BARFDAY DEAR CARROT, HAPPY BARDAY TO POO!!
Loric
I know, thinking about Jet seriously gives me chest pains.
My son goes back to school tomorrow winter break is over and I don't want to send him...........
sigh.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:40pm.
Is it LCT's bidet? Happy Barfday my lovely! ♥♥♥♥♥
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Fanks hotness. Let's make a bidet out of papier mache!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Hugh Jackman is smart. How can anyone possibly think a Cleopatra musical with Elvis-type songs be a good idea? They might as well raise the camp factor and get Christina Aguilera to play Cleopatra, Justin Timberlake as Antony, and the Hoff as Caesar.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:25pm.
BITCH, YOU LICK MINE ANYWHERE I TELL YOU TOO!
BTW, happy barfday! you didn't tell me, I would have baked you a poo cake and sent you festive times!~!!!!
on topic, Britt has the ugilist tits.
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Ooooooooh, fenk yew. Fenk yew belly much!
If you baked me a poo cake, I'd have skipped work to eat it, so it's a good thing you dadn't.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Is it LCT's bidet? Happy Barfday my lovely! ♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I didn't think much of Zhang Ziyi at first but then I saw Memoirs and thought she was so gorgeous.
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We worship a dancing peanut for corn’s sake!
It makes my cold, black heart warm a little to see how much Skeletor and JHo hate each other. You can almost feel the hate radiating from the picture.
I'm glad $cientology cured Tommgirl. Too bad it couldn't cure Jett of his untreated Autism and relating side effects. Other people may forget about Revolta's blatant disregard of his son's illness, but I won't. I hope this hits him where it will it hurt him the most-his wallet.
I have never seen a dog that looks so ready to jump as poor Daisy!
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ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 3:27pm.
Don't forget Memoirs of a Geisha. Her and Ken Watanabe were hwat as hell!
Clarisse she was in Hero with Jet Li and Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon and a bunch of Chinese movies. Oh and one of the Rush Hour movies!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Zhang Ziyi and Annalynne McCord make me want to scissor my monitor.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:58pm.
WHO ANUS-LICKS ON THE BEACH?!
BITCH, YOU LICK MINE ANYWHERE I TELL YOU TOO!
BTW, happy barfday! you didn't tell me, I would have baked you a poo cake and sent you festive times!~!!!!
on topic, Britt has the ugilist tits.
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Child? Fucking grown-man poo. Your anus will be in grown-man shambles.
oh no not Brit's runaway nips again, I'm GLAD I can't see that!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
I am so tired! UGH!
Why are Shitters nipple so....so....big? And how the hell do they point so south?
Damn.
Daisy always looks like she wants to walk into rush-hour traffic
Zhang Ziyi !?!? Hot holy hell! Who is this woman and where can I get one??
Brit Brit's is sad
Jennifer Aniston zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Antonio Sabato Jr. homina homina homina!!!
Hugh Jackman is a rag-time gal!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Thanks Molotov!!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by Miss Priss on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:59pm.
Ok, fine I'll go look at the rest of the pics. *sigh*
I'm hungover.
I would lick Zhang Ziyi's ass in a friggin' monastery if she asked me too. (love her!)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:58pm.
WHO ANUS-LICKS ON THE BEACH?!
A lucky twat with Z Z !
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“MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.”
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 2:58pm.
WHO ANUS-LICKS ON THE BEACH?!
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starts to raise hand
looks around....
puts hand back down
PS - happy belated hooker! I didn't see that until I read back through the comments
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON 12/31/2008-7:10pm.
Oh look, a Stalker and Troll made a Love Connection.
E Harmony really does work!
Scientology cures everything Tommy Girl.
Except poor Jett's seizures...caused by his AUTISM, that your precious "CHURCH" refused to recognize.
Asshole.
Ty Ty's man looks like a bulldog.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Snowie
At leat you get Dlisted! the best site yet! Hollywood Tuna's annoying. So is Egotastic. I swear they are written by the same fake-tittie loving douche
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Scientology is dead.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Catherine zeta jones as CLEOPATRA???
jesus wept.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Miss P: another reason being at work sucks, I can't get on the "good" sites from here. Egoastic, H'wood Tuna etc...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Impertinent,
Ditto
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Jesus Christ Shitney, even a fucking moron knows to wear a jacket when it's 40 fucking degrees outside.
Stoney, did you see the rest of the pics from Lainey? Just wondering. Did you have your coffee yet? LOL She looks fug! Maybe you were being sarcastic? And Tony is a douche. Guys who wear T Shirts that say stupid shit on them are douches.
Hi Snowey! Ugh, I hate popsugar. those bitches are way to peppy and shit
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
WHO ANUS-LICKS ON THE BEACH?!
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Zhang Ziyi looks like a 12 year old boy.
E-A-G-L-E-S-! They made poor Romo faint in the shower after the game.
Zhang Ziyi is beautiful! But I don't think ass-to-mouth times is appropriate for a public beach.
Hot damn, Antonio Sabato Jr. is lookin' FINE!
And so is Hugh Jackman.
Jessica is so much hotter here...
http://meetthefamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=2337
Can Britney not even manage to wear fake nipples properly? Sweet Jebus lady.
Marc Anthony: "Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me. Don't tooooooouch."
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Jessica looks cute and pretty, goddamn it!!!
*blows head off*
from Pop Sugar: NONE OF THEM but I guess I'll take Leo:
Who Would You Want to Spend New Year's Eve With?
Lindsay and Samantha — They've turned partying into an art form.
Britney — Now that she's back I'd love to see those moves on the dance floor.
Leo and his BFFs — This group of guys definitely know how to have a good time.
Pete and Ashlee — Hosting a party in Las Vegas is the way to go!
Jennifer, Courteney and Company — Cabo for NYE sounds perfect!
The Jonas Brothers — New Year's Rockin' Eve in NYC is where it's at!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Scientology can't cure Tommy's creepiness because that alien-based ripoff cult can't cure shit, as has been tragically proven recently.
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