Monday, January 5th 2009

Who Is December's Hot Slut Of The Month?

We're going to do this shit on fast forward. The biggest election in the history of all elections, Hot Slut of 2008, is right around the corner, but first we have to figure out who is taking December. You only have 24-hours to vote so make the ROJO right ROJO choice ROJO. Here's you have to ROJO pick from:

Daddy Spears - Brit Brit's grouchy-faced master and Velveeta lover!
The Shiba Inu 6 - Heartmakers and heartbreakers!
Cheetah Lady - Crazy taco-eating pussy in dire need of a condo!
Rojo Caliente - Your dream girl!

Voting is in the right sidebar. The winning slut will be named tomorrow around this time. Synchronize your Swatches!

Posted by: Michael K


Um, I vote for MAC AND CHEESE GUY!

Chatham's picture

PUPPIEES,people, PUPPIEEEEEEES!!! Think of the PUPPIES!!!!!!!!

Bondagebarbie's picture

I love Daddy Spears ...but Rojo is hotter than even him so she got my vote!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Suzie Dirtypillows's picture

I don't think Rojo Caliente should be there, cause she's a hot slut of EVERY month.

LOVE SHATNER's picture

The Shiba Inu Six ftw.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:44am.

Yes Rojo, of Jourse Rojo! RoJoJoJoJo! Juat?
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WWJDFAKB's picture

Still can't get that damn Chris Dane Owens song out of my head..but I'd have to say the Shiba Inu 6.

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Submitted by TT99 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 12:42am.

So rojo you rojo voted rojo for rojo?

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This poll is rigged by MK. I wanted to vote for Daddy Spears, but my mouse and return key were mysteriously diverted.
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Madam Pince's picture

When Cynthia Nixon first started dating Rojo, I was completely flummoxed -- Rojo is more a man than the guy who fathered Cynthia's two kids. But I like her more with every passing day -- she's a righteous babe! Go Rojo -- I voted for you!

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I know Rojo will win. I must vote for Daddy Spears. I love you, Daddy Spears! Come live with me and make me mac and cheese and force me to work out every day.

fuzzyslippers's picture

Awwwww yeeeaaaaah!! The Rojo is unstoppable!

Although I've always been fond of the 80billionyearsold virgin... Hmm, this will be a tough choice.

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I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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PUPPEHS!!!!

Please, Rojo ain't going no where, teh puppehs however came into our lives and became a World Wide phenomenon with out hookering up with a celeb.

PUPPEHS!!!!

I will get all Jack McCoy and fight my case!

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Glad to see a like minded person manimal. I will however be secretly voting for abandoned couch, unless someone can make me see sense. (read, pay me!!)
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:32pm.
I voted before looking at this thread. Rojo all the way...although I admit my doubts at you sluts voting for the puppies.

Yeah, I voted for Rojo too. The only competition is the pups.

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Sandbitch's picture

I ain't voting. Just factor me a *null* in the site stats, MmmmmK?

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I voted before looking at this thread. Rojo all the way...although I admit my doubts at you sluts voting for the puppies.

No slander intended. (yeah right)

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I voted for the puppehs. Though if MK were actually going to give Rojo a tiara and sash, I would pay to see it.

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hey hey....a hot ginge won last year (but then again she does think she won 'hot babe of the year' but i digress).

I'm voting for the puppies and all of the black hearts they helped to melt

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Sartastic's picture

Does this poll even need to be happening?? ROJO for the win! Btw, the upcoming hot slut of the year election has got me TORN! At first I was all for La Pequena, but now..there are so many other hot sluts vying for my love and I'm not really sure La Pequena wowed me enough this past year. She's been a little lackluster lately. This is gonna be tough. The presidential election was a breeze..why can't the hot slut of the year election be so easy?

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Mr Pres, I am with you....fuck spaghetti cat!

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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
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A big cat voting for a bunch of dogs? Traitor!

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ok ok ok I've been informed that Rojo hasn't won anything before, which amazes me, so I take back my vote for watery eyes Spears, and hand it over to the ginge.....but - Hot slut of the year, I've gotta vote for abandoned couch. there I said that shit outloud. Couch is hotttt!!!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:17pm.
Yes it should be Roja, but since Christine shops at Men's Warehouse, Rojo prolly applies too.

Excellent point....

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angel_i

Rojo's real name is Christine Marinoni .....

But we like Rojo better for the ginge factor...

LA's picture

I love that Daddy Spears is losing to the Cheetah Lady. That makes my life.

Tigerlilly's picture

Daddy Spears is a total fun killer, so I can't vote for him...He probably does deserve some sort of award just not this one...

Cheetah Lady, meh not impressed for obvious reasons...

I'm torn between da PUPPIES and Rojo....

I will say this Rojo never broke our hearts, but as soon as you vote for her, that WOMANIZAH will totally have you eating icecream out of the carton in your P.J's and watching nothing but Lifetime Television for Women "Love Stinks" marathons whilst taking slugs right out of your bottle of Smirnoff....and then of course, making drunken calls to all your friends which don't even start off with "hello", but "WHY????WHY????"

Yeah, I'm voting puppies...I don't trust sexy vixens like Rojo!

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Rojo and she should totaly change her birthname to suit. I know she reads this blog. Do it!
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Hi Joe, I guess I should watch what I say on such a pro-feline website.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:19pm.

NOBODY can remember Rojo Caliente's birth name,
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What?! I thought Rojo Caliente WAS her birth name!?!?

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 -
CAT PEOPLE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FUCKERY!!

Pasta Pussy 4-Evah!!

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Well..I'm giving the Cheetah Lady a second look..I always like an underdog (or underpussy)

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"Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:15pm.

You forgot about all my alts.

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Emeriesan's picture

NOBODY can remember Rojo Caliente's birth name, and the credit goes to you MK! Bravo! It has the added bonus of reminding us all of legendary artist and performer Megan Taylor.

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@ SpiceDong and Sheeps

To answer both questions, I believe the original Rojo Caliente is Meagan Taylor. She was HSOTW in January. She's a ginge too, but MK gave the name to Christine Marinoni once he recognized her elegant ginge hwatness. Anyway, Meagan sings that "popular" song "Now That's Rojo Caliente."

http://www.dlisted.com/node/25044

Yes it should be Roja, but since Christine shops at Men's Warehouse, Rojo prolly applies too.

Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:11pm.

I thought you were only eligible to vote in the event they re-institute Prohibition?

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Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:00pm.

We all need to get behind Rojo for Hot Slut of the Year to ensure that Spaghetti Cat doesn't get it. Down with Spaghetti Cat
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who could not vote for the PUPPEHS????? sweet,funn,romping,chewing,licking,playing,biting,growing,barking fun fun PUPPEHS.that we all grew to lurv. :)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:06pm.

It's all about strategic voting at this point. Anything to deny Spaghetti Cat the title.

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TexnDoc's picture

Poor little wee La Pequena. She peaked too soon.

I hope DL is not like the Oscars, where films released in the last two weeks of the year tend to be fresh in voters' minds. The only good thing I can say about Rojo is she's a happy ginge. I don't know anything she's ever done other than hook up with switch-hitting Nixon.

PS: Why isn't it Roja? Cause it's a name?

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Submitted by Mr. President on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:00pm.

*turns and sprays you*

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barelybeagle's picture

I must also add that I am officially sick of Spaghetti Cat, so yeah, Rojo really needs to win.

barelybeagle's picture

I voted for the puppehs because they are so goddamn cute, but obviously Rojo will take this. Rojo for HSOTY!

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We all need to get behind Rojo for Hot Slut of the Year to ensure that Spaghetti Cat doesn't get it. Down with Spaghetti Cat!

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Deb's picture

Gotta give it to the pups! Rojo is hot and all, but not nearly as entertaining.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:46pm.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHA! So long as Rojo wins, I don't care if the lolcats themselves are voting. VIVA ROJO!!! Btw, I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? KTHANXBAI.

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crazyinjapan's picture

Ro-HO is an excellent choice for hot slut. There's something in her eyes that tells me to rip off my panties and bend over.