Monday, January 5th 2009
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
Courtney Love's Malibu shopping outfit is making my eyeballs go in opposite directions, but it probably makes total sense to her. It's like she's wearing one of her blog posts. When I was a lil' homo, this is the kind of shit I would put together in my mom's garage using her old disco dresses, my sister's tap dancing outfits and my abuelita's fake jewelry. Just like Courtney, I too looked like a beat down Knott's Berry farm waitress with a bad Dilaudid addiction (shout out to Brittany from Interevention).
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judging from thumbnail 5, I'd say she's in need of some lip chap
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Shopping at the Village Idiot Clothing boutique is not a good idea Cokeney.
I can just see the saleslady. "those shoes are totally you".
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Hey at least she's not wearing her crazy blue/white contacts!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:03pm.
Ok come on Mk that would be the same outfit that Maddana would wear in nyc back in the days when she started
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Madonna would not that much going on at once. Of course, Madonna was styled - whereas I'm pretty sure CLove put this together herself.
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
I like the way the purple ribbons around her ankle complete the look.
LOL@Certs!Ha!
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:03pm.
Ok come on Mk that would be the same outfit that Maddana would wear in nyc back in the days when she started and that purse is fierce. I don't know what you are talking about?
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You know - I'm almost with you on this.
I think what's really bothering me is the shifting back and forth...didn't she just give huge fashion shout-outs after wearing all kinds of CURRENT Madonna-esque haute couture...? And mebbe if she was recording or performing or something...
Her blogging's just not doing it for me.
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Come one Francis Bean, you need to hurry up and just flat out ask your mom, "uh, Mom, really? WTF?"
I feel sorry for Francis Bean, you know she's so embarrassed of her moms crazy ass. Courtney, you are NOT the cool mom, stop!
Phoebe's shopping right now for the same outfit so she (again) can be in Us Magazine's "Who Wore It Best"? She might win for the first time. Or is it Star magazine? Oh well, it's where you find Phoebe besides here.
She lost me at the purse. It look like it has slightly used balled up kleenex and a roll of certs with only one left.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
I used to find her compelling because she was like id run wild - yet she had a point of view and something to say.
Any more, she's become the opposite of what she used to stand for - she became obsessed with being accepted, had all that horrible plastic surgery, and she began to love that whole LA, celeb-affected world. - and I haven't really loved any of the stuff for the supposed 2nd solo album.
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
I love how she went all Jackie O' with the purse.
The first pic is brilliant though, she seems to be saying something along the lines of 'what? what do you mean, i should return the materials to Phoebe Price Headband Co?'
I used to love this woman. Now i'm older and wiser, i don't anymore.
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The outfit's horrid, but she actually looks good. It seems as if she's really not using.
Courtney gives us a visual clue to the outrageous chaos raging inside of her head for those who haven't read her blog.
In fact, she looks like MySpace is calling out to her for some more Gone Ho Journalism. Watch out, world!
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http://starcasm.net When the truth doesn't hurt enough.
She and Amy Wino need to start dating.
I loooovvvveee Courtney, I dont care what anyone has to say. Shes so quirky and out there and unstaable...I just love it. Its peeps like her that make the world interesting. The pink purple dotted zebra in the black and white herd....
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I want to rip his nuts off with my teefs, filet his penis, cook it up and feed it to him with freshly squeezed nut sauce on top! ARGGGHH!
I used to adore this bitch.
Yes, now you understand better my ironic-turned-semi-real love for britney
I love the crazies, what can i say?
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Hey Pauly! You're lookin' fine today!
I would like to lock her and Phoebe Price in a room together, with no changes of clothes and no mirrors for a day or two.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is what happens when good etsy goes bad.
She bought it all here: www.etsy.com
If you are resourceful enough you can find her profile there and see how she spends that money at 3am.
I need to introduce this ghoul to my crackhead neighbor. Separated at birth.
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:22pm.
Oh nooooo... No, it would be totally fine!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Malibu's pretty. Good thing I didn't see this while I was there. Sheesh!
i would rock the tights
and we all know courtney is a little nuts and needs attention; cant fault her
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Did Betsey Johnson puke on her?
Sorry but I love me some crazy, she rocks.
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Yes.
Love,
Frances
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:21pm.
Can you IMAGINE if THIS was your MOTHER?
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
M.E.: Yeah. It was fucked up. The family dynamics and the way people contorted their lives to accommodate her were what really fascinated me. It was unbelievable what a little brat this girl was. Addicts are always selfish, but this kid took the cake.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:52pm.
Cyndi Lauper called from 1983 and she said the jerk store is running out of you!
LMAOOO!!!
Seriously though, what in fresh hell is this??? Puts my Hanukkah outfit of eccentricity to shame (a red David Gilmour t-shirt, leggings and knee high boots - my husband thought I was insane. I thought I was Lindsay Lohan for a night. :D )
Well...um...she's wearing a bra! Can't be too crazy if she can still strap one of those on....lmao.
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Stoney, what if my mother were to dress just like her and looked almost identical only had brown hair? Would it be just as bad?
Can you IMAGINE if THIS was your MOTHER?
Hello my beauties! Happy Monday to you all!
Everytime I look at her, I feel like she's in pain. She just looks unhealthy and sick. A mind and a body are terrible things to waste.
"Suicide hotline, please hold"
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:03pm.
Don't know why Kurt couldn't have been trouble to make it a murder/suicide
He should have done the murder and skipped the suicide.
Kurt's dead, and this narcissistic half-wit is walking around looking like a Clown school reject on his royalties. It just burns my ass!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
At least Courtney dresses the part of a cracked out crazy. No half-assing it for her.
Missy - Sometimes it's hard to watch. I feel really sorry for most of those people. Especially the ones who go right back to it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:52pm.
Cyndi Lauper called from 1983 and she said the jerk store is running out of you!
LMAO!!!! Do you think Courtney zinged Cyndi with "I had sex with your husband"?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The outfit is called...
I'm an aging wannabe one hit wonder rockstar hag chic.
It's new for 2009...er scratch that new part, it's ALWAYS been done before.
She missed the audition for Desperately Seeking Susan by over 20 years.
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:57pm.
If that bitch is not back on drugs I'll eat that outfit.
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ITA: Courtney Slug is trippin' high. She's a fucking liar and it won't be long before she's busted. Looking forward to her next rehab stint.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
For some reason she reminds me of the movie the machinist.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:05pm.
I have two episodes that I started and didn't finish yet. Brittany and another chick, I can't remember her name.
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I do not know how you watch that show. Its way too close to home for me.
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what move is c love doing in the last thumbnail...clearly she needs her meds dosage adjusted...
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Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 4:58pm.
That outfit screams medication adjustment needed.
I'm thinking 2 heiny shots--one of Haldol and one of Prolixin.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
No way! I was driving earlier and saw a chick walking down the street in this same getup. She had a kid in a stroller, was texting while walking and had pink hair, but it was basically the same.
What if this fashion statement catches on?
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Dick happens! - MK
I wonder what combination of meds that she's on convinces her that this outfit works. Is Frances Bean helping her to pick out her clothes or what? She is lie-telling if she denies she hasn't taken drugs in awhile!
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Kudos for making a real effort beyond just sweats. There's a lot going on there. Wonder what's in her purse.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Kurt is gone and we get her? She's like the walking dead. Hate her.
I have two episodes that I started and didn't finish yet. Brittany and another chick, I can't remember her name.