Monday, January 5th 2009
Busty Hearts Is Making America Proud
Busty Hearts, the hot bitch who should have won America's Got Talent, took her chichis of mass destruction overseas to demonstrate her skills on a Spanish TV show. Now TMZ says one of Busty's tracks came out of her head while she was pounding melons, but I didn't see that shit. I get off seeing weaves pieces try to escape, so I watched it over and over again to see the exact moment, but it never came for me. Maybe because I was too busy trying to comfort my crying nipples.
And Busy still doesn't have shit on Aretha Franklin. Aretha can break a bowling ball in two just by flashing her CHICHIS (so big you gotta use all caps) at it.
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OMG OWWWW!!! My titties are pretty big, mostly cause the rest of me is fat too, but DAMN!! That looks really, really painful! What a dumbass!
I've busted a nut or two with my breasticles, but DAMN MAN!!!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Yeah, but can she chop wood? I am equally horrified and entertained by Busty.
I can't help but like her for doing that. It's like she knows her knockers are absurd and has the sense of humor and toughness, (that's gotta fucking HURT!), to, um, destroy a watermelon with them.
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HOLY CRAP! My boobs hurt just watching that. CHICHI ABUSE!
It's good White Oprah got another line of work.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:26pm.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants
this is what I was talking about...
wasnt very clear there I realize! blah!
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That shit brought tears to my eyes!
Um how have her implants not ruptured yet? I'm pretty sure when they put them in, they discourage you from smashing shit with them.
Whatever. If they rupture, I'll laugh.
OH MY GODDDDD!!!! That bitch is bugging!!!! Why would she do that?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Haha! @:20 - the second hit - a poor little weavy jumps off her head.
This woman gives new meaning to the word "absurd".
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:25pm.
I really think it might be Dina. Now she has a "genuine" talent and can stop leeching off her children.
That's one tough bitch. It would hurt like hell if I tried that with my man-boobs.
Oops. Double posts.
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:19pm.
I think she has a type of implants that arent silicone but more like a ball of string that actually expands the longer its in your body, infinately.
Say whaaaaat??
Those can't be real tittays because that would HURT and I have never seen tittays hard enough to destroy hard-rinded fruits like that.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I just had to take a pain pill after watching this.
It was more painful to me that she couldn't do it the first few times and kept going on and on.
DeeDee,
Maybe it IS White Oprah! It's suspicious how little we've seen of her lately.
MK,
I can't believe you can't spot the clump of blond Barbie hair that falls out and then she sneakily swipes it off the table! Are you so breast-obsessed that you can't take your eyes off of them long enough to see the sad, lonely little hair extension on the table?
Submitted by jiggywiddit: "How did Princess Jugs here get left off the Rock of Love bus?"
She just missed the "trashy" cutoff. Being too classy disqualified her.
I missed it the first time. However, I caught it the second time while trying to avert my eyes from the painful boob bashing.If you stare at the table to the right of the melon, you'll see her track land gracefully before being frantically swept away.
spice dong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants
this is what I was talking about but its actualoly maxi mounds who has those, although busty hearts may have them too.
I wonder what knowledge could be mine if this garbage wasnt taking up so much room in my brain.
Meh.
;)
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Busty Hearts looks just like White Oprah.
Her children must hate summertime when their friends all come over and mom serves up watermelon.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:17pm.
I can not fucking belive I know this, BUT
I think she has a type of implants that arent silicone but more like a ball of string that actually expands the longer its in your body, infinately.
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Those are some nice melons.
that is disgusting and potentially very painful and dangerous to the tissue surrounding her silicone balls. What if they burst and leak inside of her? Internal scar tissue can also turn into cancerous cysts in the breasts for what I hear.
Ahhh, so scary! It happens 21 seconds in
jesus man
MK her hair totally falls out.. its in the beginning.. like on the 3rd tittysmack
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Gawd...I just wanna say what a LOSER. I have no snarky coment here. She is just a LOSER.
Ahhhh Haaa Haaa..
It happens at about 20 seconds. I know.. I shouldnt be watching this shit multiple times
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
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dear gawd...
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It happens right at the front of the clip. its sort of hidden by the url on the video. you can see her grab it and kind of brush it away off the table
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Boo! You whore.. - Mean Girls
How did Princess Jugs here get left off the Rock of Love bus?
Er, bus(t).
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan