The First Cat Is In Heaven
At least I was respectful and didn't call him the First Pussy! Besides, we all know who the real First Pussy is. Stop! Now is not the time for my fuckery. We must mourn the passing of the second greatest member of the Bush family (Barney is the first, sorry).
The White House website says that the Bush's 18-year-old cat India passed away yesterday at home. India was given to Barbara when she was 9. India stayed with George and Laura when Barbara went off to college.
The family also called India "Willie" and "Kitty." Okay, she must have died from confusion, because they kept calling her ass all these different names! I'm joking again and now is not the time. I'll stop. But seriously, you know that evil Barney has something to do with this!
Rest in peace, India/Willie/Kitty......
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Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:13pm.
My hobag BFF named her gorgeous Bengal kitteh
"Tater."
That was 5 years ago and I'm still pissed.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Don't you know all cats must have 3 names?
The Naming of Cats
by T.S. Eliot
The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three
different names.
First of all, there's the name
that the family use daily,
Such as Victor, or Jonathan,
George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names
if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen,
some for the dames;
Such as Plato, Admetus,
Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you,
a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that is peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he
keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers,
or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind,
I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quazo or Coripat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellyrum--
Names that never belong
to more than one cat.
But above and beyond
there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you will never guess;
The name
that no human research can discover--
But The Cat Himself Knows,
and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought,
of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Ok, I'm a devoted dog person, who recently lost a beloved dog of almost 11 years..I've never really liked cats much but my kids are kinda keen...can I turn from dog person to cat person???
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Donne-moi Ta Bouche..Sensation
À La Vie à L'amour
Ah! C'qu'on Est Bien
Chaque Jour Se Vit D'espérance...~Belanger
"@Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:57pm."
sorry to hear about Sparkle M.E.
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:43pm.
I'm sorry. It hurts bad. Just love him as much as possible right now. (I know you already are.)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Too bad it wasn't Spaghetti Cat.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
I don't trust "cat people."
*turns and sprays luscious*
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
My sister called me crying this weekend. Her kitten Sparkle got out and hit by a car.
:o(
Submitted by skidoosh on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:53pm.
Sorry for your loss. I'm glad she had a great life with you. :)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I had a black cat named India. She died last year :-( She was 17 though, she had a good life.
This cat was cute, but had horrible owners. I bet it tried to stay alive for a few more months and couldn't take Bush's shit.
With that said, my fetching cat has a new playmate - a Shepherd/Lab mix puppy. They get along swimmingly.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
you know cat's have 9 lives. ;)RIP Wiillie Kitty!
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
Awwwww, I hate when cats die... especially Persian cats....
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
Thanks, hon! I'm sure it's much harder to raise humans. That's why I stick with cats. I can spoil them to death without fear that someday they'll grow up and be a menace to society.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:18pm.
no, I kinda think that's true. My kid's been good about potty time since 2 - 3 yrs old - my dogs...not so much.
They know what they are doing, too - I think they're just being cunty.
LOL, luscious_t! They DO know too! After we had the kitten for a month, we left her and our 10 yr old alone for 2 1/2 days while visiting friends in Wisconsin. Anyhoo, the older cat has been left alone for 2-3 days all his life. Any longer, we have friends/family check on them.
Too late to make a long story short, but when we got home, Johnson, (who has never shit on the floor in ten years), takes a shit on the floor in front of me. He was totally giving us the kitty "fuck you for leaving me here with this little psycho". They actually did bond during our absense.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Aw, it looks just like my Boo. No, not Mah Boo, but my Boo. I have an all black cat named Boo.
Rest in Peace little India.
You know what bugs me about cats? They're on the tables. They knock shit over all the time worse than a toddler. And my roommate's cat broke my favorite Christmas ornament from my Nana back in '97 and I'm not really over it.
kittens are great, though - v cute
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Here is Clarissies take:
Dog people prize loyalty above most anything else.
Cat people are more independent.
Rabbit people are insane.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
I scanned the paragraph quickly and read that India had been given to "Barbara" when she was 9 and at first thought we were talking about the elder Barbara Bush, and I was like "SHIT! That cat's got staying power!".
angel-
just kind of a little joking-but-serious :)
but I do have a hard time relating to the idea of liking cats and not liking dogs
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
I don't trust "cat people."
lol
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Really? Why is that?
Come sit by me, we'll talk.
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If you think I'm gonna fall for this anymore
Everybody say no no no no no
RIP India
Both, Mike! Jenna does have cat-face.
"So really, Barrack Obama will not be the first black cat to live in the white house."
But according to Al Sharpton, Mr. Obama isnt black enough, so maybe he's more silvertipped?
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
Boo! You whore.. - Mean Girls
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
I don't trust "cat people."
lol
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Ha! That's actually a marketing stat.
You are not alone.
Or wait. Is that what you're saying...?
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You just go on about your business:)
Submitted by Pauly Shore on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:18pm.
What a cute stumpy-legged little thing.
Were you complimenting the feline, or Jenna?
Why couldn't Barbara have gone instead?!?!?!?! **shaking fist to Xenu**
George Bush's last attempt at sympathy.
What a cute stumpy-legged little thing.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 6:15pm.
Deb!
Brag away baby!! It's harder to train a pet than it is a child! (kidding parents!!!)
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no, I kinda think that's true. My kid's been good about potty time since 2 - 3 yrs old - my dogs...not so much.
They know what they are doing, too - I think they're just being cunty.
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
I don't trust "cat people."
lol
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
Deb!
Hmmm...It's a verbal...clicking my tongue against the roof of my mouth...sort of similar to "Tsk Tsk Tsk", but higher pitch.
I just get the first "Tsk" out and it's mayhem!
Brag away baby!! It's harder to train a pet than it is a child! (kidding parents!!!)
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
RIP India.
My cats have about 5 nicknames each
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@Clarisse
No! Our oldest cat, Johnson (AKA The Bubs, Bubsie, Scrubs, Chubba nubs, and Puddin) knows the word "treat". We actually have to spell it out unless we want to give treats then.
The baby, Isabella (AKA Dizzy, Izzie, Screwie Cablooie, and Girly) hears when I open the cupboard over the dryer where they're kept. Get this. Sorry for bragging, but I've trained them both to jump up on the washer and into the laundry basket on the dryer. They both know to sit nicely while they're fed. Johnson has done it for years, but Izzy has it down at 6 months.
Sorry for droning, but I love 'em!
Clarisse, what is your treat noise? Can you replicate it here?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am so glad MK rightfully acknowledges Barney as the HBIC.
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HI yall! Brit Brit here, just wanted to update you all on the size of my vagina. Its about 4 feet wide with razor sharp teeth.
So really, Barrack Obama will not be the first black cat to live in the white house.
They didn't give the cat a normal name like Willy or Kitty, instead WTF India? That's some pretentious name, naming a cat after an entire country?! I know a kid named Malaysia but that's ok, a cat though? Pulease!
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M.E.,
OH! I forgot MaxiMoose!!! I call him Moose all the time. All 6lbs of him.
Deb,
Have you ever made "the noise" my mistake and HAD to go GET treats??
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:45pm.
Damn MK,
I call my pets everything EXCEPT their names!
They ignore everything but the "Treat" noise.
LOL! We only call ours by their real names when we're pissed because they've climbed up into the ceiling or decided to play with the crinkle ball on the bed at 3 am.
And cats can hear the "treat sound" during the grand finale of fireworks, with 2 freight trains going by, and the music kicked up high.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Clarisse - LOL.
M.E.,
My rabbit's name is Maximus Decimus Bunnius. AKA Pudgy-Butt, Bunneh, Benny-Bootie, Fatty-Fat-Fat, Handsomely and Stop Chewing on THAT!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:43pm.
Wonder what her Secret Service name was? Pussy One?
No that name went to the president.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
rip India...
I call my cat dumbass. That isn't his name, but I think he believes it is.
My cat. Is STUPID!
Hi Aphid! I've missed you!!! ♥
RIP wittle kitteh
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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 5:43pm.
*big hugs Migraine* I lost my Black Lab this year. I know how are it is to lose your furbaby. :(
Damn MK,
I call my pets everything EXCEPT their names!
They ignore everything but the "Treat" noise.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Yah, it's weird...I had no idea this "first cat" existed! All the presidential pet press has been about Barney. But at least now India/Willie/Kitty no longer has to put up with Dubya in kitty heaven.
:(
Our German Shepard is "transitioning" and we are counting the days we have left with him. I am so broken-hearted. This year I have experienced a lot of death.
Wonder what her Secret Service name was? Pussy One?
Aww. Willie India Tulip Kitty looks like she was formidable. Not a bad life for a cat. RIP
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson