Beauty And The Crackie
What about Blaaaaaake?! Blaaake! Blaaaaake! I'll scream his name while running down the street barefoot since Wino obviously isn't anymore! Instead she's screaming Joooooshhhh. Joooosh. That shit just isn't the same. Your vocal cord doesn't wiggle when you scream Jooossshh. Josh should think about changing his name to something that's easier to scream. Think of the Wino!
Anyway, Josh Bowman is the name of the hot piece Wino has apparently been getting close to while on her neverending St. Lucia holiday. The Sun says Josh is some kind of rugby player and met Wino while on vacation with his mommy and sister.
I know what all of you are thinking, "What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!" You whores are so superficial! Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he's always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it's a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!
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That's just not right!
Jizz stains are hot.
The dude she is with has JIZZ stains on his shorts! Click on the pic in the main article, then click on the pic top row, 4th picture from the left.
CHECK OUT THOSE JIZZ STAINS! EWWWW I hope it was just a hand job or he better gold-dig some crotch clinic money!
damn..
I didn't kno Wino had it like that!
and she's lookin better than usual
she must be gettin fed some good food!
Clearly, he is of The Gay.
Nothing helps a girl out like a bestie Mo-Friend.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:49pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:32pm.
He's the only bloke who can say he shagged wino in a cleanish state.
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And she can brag about the ring she left around the Atlantic.
==A ring you say, just a ring? When I saw this caption this pic I thought "hmmm, wino must be bathing somewhere upstream".
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29486?page=7
Got DAAAAMN that guy is hot!!! Go Wino!
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Blaaaake who?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 11:32pm.
He's the only bloke who can say he shagged wino in a cleanish state.
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And she can brag about the ring she left around the Atlantic.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I watched the Rehab video a few days ago and she was so pretty. Maybe not everybody's definition of pretty but I thought she was gorgeous. What the hell happened Wino??? Get a grip girl.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
This is a grim reminder of girdles, and control top panty hose......
And I'm not talking about the State of St Lucia. St Lucia is a state of the USA ain't it?
He's the only bloke who can say he shagged wino in a cleanish state.
... Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside.
He says: “It was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirty — she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”...
More:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/article111608.ece
From the looks of her gut, her liver would make a HELL OF a pate...Just sayin'....
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That made me snort so hard the dog jumped. Not to mention we love pate.
"I yam what I yam"
She's not pregnant. If anything it's bloat from being sober so long. Crack kills any kind of apetite, and a body without any kind of nourishment goes into starvation mode, absorbing whatever it can. Since Amy's probably recently sober her body's still in starvation mode; giving her that bloated look. Same thing happened to Corey Haim after he kicked the pipe.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." [Mrs. Kravitz of dlisted.com]
TITS!
Sorry, I was making tomorrow's dinnie din din.
A trannie that trips, well, he has to kill himself.
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
She couldn't be pregnant. Her womb is poisoned, nothing will grow there. I tell you, the girl has to poop is all.
"It is what it is"
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:44pm.
LCT: So true, plus automatic tats. (I'm pretty sure that if you pay for the 1st 10, you get thrown in a few genetically for your offspring. Such a deal!)
I'm getting ready to hit the hay, but you've got mail.
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Tats of nekked boobies!
Nighty night darling. You've got mail back.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
♥♥IG♥♥ My love! I hope all is well. That's exactly my fear. I remember my ex-bf's ex-wife, heavily pregnant, puffing on a cig, mowing the lawn. (She had to find something to keep her busy -- dr. had said in her state (they had to sew her partially shut to keep the baby in she'd been so pregnant so fast so many times) work would be to taxing. Ugh.
Hysteria: Ain't it the truth, & it hurts my heart. I'm far from being a saint, but when I found out I was (finally) pregnant (old mom -- 38 when he was born), I laid off everything -- of course no booze, but also no caffeine, not much sugar -- I was very aware I was eating for 2. I actually weighed less when he was born than I had before pregnancy. AND I ATE!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
From the looks of her gut, her liver would make a HELL OF a pate...Just sayin'....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LCT: So true, plus automatic tats. (I'm pretty sure that if you pay for the 1st 10, you get thrown in a few genetically for your offspring. Such a deal!)
I'm getting ready to hit the hay, but you've got mail.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Dramaqueen!! ♥♥ I wonder if she can even conceive at this point? But then again, the ones that shouldn't are always the ones that do. *shudders*
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:40pm.
man, that kid would have some baaaad looks genes. and would be born pre-addicted to most controlled substances.
her mother would prolly take care of it/ like shitney's mom did
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DQ - don't forget the poor thing being born with a fro and mouth sores.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Oh, dear Gawd in Heaven, LCT, I pray you're wrong. If we thought Shitney had some fucked-up FAS kids, can you imagine what Wino's would look like? 3 eyes & an arm sprouting from the forehead.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
She has a gramma body. Looks like she's carried three sets of triplets to term and breastfed every single one of them....
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:36pm.
looks like it to me. stranger things have happened
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Submitted by Hysteria on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:35pm.
do you really think she's pregnant? i haven't been following her activities much
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Ohhhhhhhh yeah.
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:29pm.
do you really think she's pregnant? i haven't been following her activities much
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I've gotta say, she's looking much better. She seems healthy. Being 25 like Amy, I would definitely get with a guy that hot if the opportunity presented itself. She needs something attractive that doesn't look like a cracked out Chris Martin or some spawn of Austin Powers for once. I say if she's getting clean, she deserves to treat herself to something sweet. I hope she stays clean. She's too talented to kill herself slowly like that.
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He treats objects like women, man!~The Dude
1) She's pregnant
2) She looks great
3) Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot?
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"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge."
Thanks, Zomay! The most important thing I've learned in this thread is that smurfs are 100% socialist.
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OT: wino looks pregnant to me *shrugs*
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Did he lose a bet or something?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 10:08pm.
Hi, Tiger. Cleaver? You got fake thumbs? Yes, you're curvy, not fat. *crossing fake fingers behind back*
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Excuse me you little woolly fucker, BUT I HAVE A THUMB CLAW...and yes, I am quite curvy, aren't I? *shaking ample tiger ass, struttin' tiger stuff in a bikini...*
Wait, wait...YOU STILL THINK I'M FAT DON'T YOU...????? You're little woolly ass doesn't have fingers fake or otherwise to cross behind your back...YOU THINK I'M FAT???? *putting pot on stove*...
1/4 cup grapeseed oil
2 white onions, roughly diced
4 garlic cloves, chopped
4 carrots (washed, but not peeled), roughly diced
1 head celery, roughly diced
6 sprig fresh rosemary, left whole
1 leg mutton (approximately 4 pounds sheep or lamb), diced off the bone
1 bottle red wine
1/4 cup tomato paste
4 cups vegetable stock or water
Salt
Freshly ground black pepper
6 Idaho potatoes, scrubbed and roughly diced
1/4 cup butter
Yeah, who's fat now Mutton Fucker????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She looks constipated to me. The belly is always bloated in the "I got to poop but I can't" kind of way. Amy needs her no-no hole plunged with a... well, a big old plunger of some sort of thing or something.
"It is what it is"
Welll...for Wino she looks better, a tad more healthy..shocking.
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Damn, now they're gonna have to change the water in that ocean too.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
to quote Hohan: It's gross!
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Hi, Tiger. Cleaver? You got fake thumbs? Yes, you're curvy, not fat. *crossing fake fingers behind back*
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Wow, this is graphic.
wino has some nasty tats...that dude is way too hot for wino...
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certified in knocking dicks outta mouths...
That aint the same guy from the previous set. this guy is waaaaayyy hotter and doesn't have his pubes growing up to his abs.
Clarisse - quick quiz.
What does a tranny do if he trips wearing high heels?
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:53pm.
Sorry Sheeps~
I was paying for dinner. Actually it has been 15-20 below in the AM, and not above 7 degrees during the peak [noon], ect.
We havent even started to get cold. Ive been skate skiing, snowboarding, ect to keep warm.
Im benched for climbing and really bummed. My ortho told me that even skate skiing for my scapula is pushing it. I have to do something though.
Thanks for asking, and I hope you're doing well.
Sorry to go OT, sluts~
xoxoxoxo,
Balenciaga
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Are my eyes tricking me, or is Wino eating solids again?
i am sooo happy for wino, i hope that no matter how long this guy sticks around that she stays clean and get divorced from blaaaake!
Thank You For Your Time
~Sarafina~
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TITS!
I am available round the clock to talk Eddie!!
"Yes, my left breast has just exploded…Have you got a pillow?"
That is why love El B so. I have rarely met a man that get's EI's humor. For that matter, I have rarely met a Yankee that get's it. Which is why I loves Canadians!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Dude, it looks like she's sucking her thumb in the 6th picture (right before the hammock one). Creepy!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:31pm.
I get to choose? Gulp. I'm choking under the pressure, and will now escape to another thread.
Uh, good kitty.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by Leona on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:09pm.
Could your six tits smash melons? That's the tiger test for being carib-worthy.
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My two tiger jaws can smash a human head in less time than that whore took to give a melon a titty smack....Which would you rather watch...I didn't say WHOSE human head...You get to choose...NOW which would you watch? Yeah, thought so...
Us American whores have always valued violence over sex and so we should...Lots more peeps deserve violence done to them over sexay times...Admit it, it's true....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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Submitted by Leona on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:18pm.
you're warm.
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s