Beauty And The Crackie
What about Blaaaaaake?! Blaaake! Blaaaaake! I'll scream his name while running down the street barefoot since Wino obviously isn't anymore! Instead she's screaming Joooooshhhh. Joooosh. That shit just isn't the same. Your vocal cord doesn't wiggle when you scream Jooossshh. Josh should think about changing his name to something that's easier to scream. Think of the Wino!
Anyway, Josh Bowman is the name of the hot piece Wino has apparently been getting close to while on her neverending St. Lucia holiday. The Sun says Josh is some kind of rugby player and met Wino while on vacation with his mommy and sister.
I know what all of you are thinking, "What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!" You whores are so superficial! Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he's always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it's a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!
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*huff, huff, huff, stalking tiger cage...looking for the recipe for MUTTON STEW*....CURVY, YOU HEAR ME *waving cleaver above tiger head*....
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I think we're rather surprised you haven't dispatched our little gay sheep thus far!
So tell me, the pecking order in the animal kingdom... in a rock/paper/scissors scenerio...
Tiger eats sheep.
____ eats tiger?
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:09pm.
Could your six tits smash melons? That's the tiger test for being carib-worthy.
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:11pm.
have his buddy talk him down?
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
well it's working...more people have probably Googled this guy more in the past day than in his whole lifetime...
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What a lovely piece of crap she is indeed!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
Judging from the past two weeks of pale, flabby, beach vacay photos, I'd stay away from St. Barts and head for St. Lucia. Maybe also hit the indoor tanner and throw in some tiger crunches.
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Oh, so now you're saying I'm fat???? Tiger Crunches???? Oh, like you are so ripped and cut underneath all that wool! Yeah, I've put on a few lb's...What of it???? I'M CURVY, GODDAMNIT!!!! *huff, huff, huff, stalking tiger cage...looking for the recipe for MUTTON STEW*....CURVY, YOU HEAR ME *waving cleaver above tiger head*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
its no surprise really rugby league players aren't renown for their smarts!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 9:02pm.
I'm just glad you're still here. I doubt there are many others who have that stuff memorized aside from El B.
I love the bit he does about his tit exploding on a airplane.
*bong*
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
She actually has some color not created by a tattoo.
TITS!!!
LMFAO!!! Everytime I read that, I read "in my mind" in...um...my mind...you get it! =)
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:58pm.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. ;-)
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:10pm.
... in my MIND
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
what happened to the other 2 dudes?
she's still a seapisser!
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
Somebody's already so jelly that they coopted your username.
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Meh, what can you do?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Pretty Girl Wit... on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:48pm.
some of it may be ascites (especially the lower abdomen)...
Good one. I haven't seen anyone mention that. You're saying beer is a bad idea?
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Wow, this is graphic.
Ooooh, my friends would be so jelly, they'd havta change they names to Smuckers!
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oh groan!
:D
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"And how fat does one have to be to get dead animals trapped on your person?" madam s
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
Somebody's already so jelly that they coopted your username.
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He has seriously gone off the reservation.--callan
I'm glad to see she's put on some much-needed weight, but I can't help but think that some of it may be ascites (especially the lower abdomen)...
..and no, whores, I haven't read the other comments so if this has been repeated a million and one times already then just ignore. Love you!
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model for hire.
Alright!!! Where is CTH or Sibsi??? This little rent boy looks JUST like Brady Quinn!!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Maybe Wino's sobering up. This guy Josh is hot.
what's with the thumb sucking?
"I'm OK when everything is not ok"--TORI AMOS
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:17pm.
Judging from the past two weeks of pale, flabby, beach vacay photos, I'd stay away from St. Barts and head for St. Lucia. Maybe also hit the indoor tanner and throw in some tiger crunches.
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Wow, this is graphic.
*This* is how easy it is to forget about Blake the First. Just go to the beach and hit on the first normal-looking guy you see.
He's totally never gonna call her back, though. Knowing Wino, he's got a girlfriend already.
Is she showing him how to do the Stone Cold Stunner in the 4th and 5th pics?!
I hope he has his shots.
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Bye! Good
she looks lovely and you should get off her case already. if you ever hit 40, you will know that anything under age 25 is a kid, and even anything under 30 is tragically young. give her a break. she looks great to me. alright then.
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The McCanns Did It
hey, at least she has some meat on her bones again.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
Three things:
a) That guy is really hot. REALLY HOT.
b) She looks like her old self in the first few thumbnails
c) Isn't she still MARRIED?
Do I dare say it? She actually looks "good"? But then again life is a terminal, sexually transmitted disease...
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:55pm.
He's like the Hot Vacay BF from Central Casting.
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I WANT A HOT VAYCAY BF FROM CENTRAL CASTING!!!! Ooooh, my friends would be so jelly, they'd havta change they names to Smuckers!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She has the most beautiful voice, but she looks like 40 miles unpaved road. That poor boy. No matter how much she is paying him it cannot be enough.
However much her parents are paying him, it ain't enough, he is earning every penny. Whatever gets her clean. Hope she records an album down there while she looks half sober/straight.
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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This reminds me of the Miller/Getty '08 Homewrecking Scandal because isn't Amy still TECHNICALLY married to Blaaake?? She's parading around a tropical island with her new piece while photogs snap away. Tsk Tsk.
ITA agree with MKay that smoking hot man-boy peen trumps a crack pipe any day of the week!!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:09pm.
You may be right.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:09pm.
Then my work here is done. :)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Publicity
WTF YO!? See this is the sh** that pisses me off. I hate when I see a fine ass guy with an ugly ass girl (I'm just keepin' it real). Then again, I think to myself, "well damn, I guess there really is someone out there for everyone." Still sucks balls though...=/
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Got Damn!!! I didn't know you could buy a PRETTY rent boy!?!?!?! What the hell!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 8:01pm.
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Hey, I didn't think about all the money and drugs! Thanks, when you put it that way it makes me feel better :)
I think in the 4th thumb he is turning on an outdoor shower like they have next to pools.
Provolone the right wing christians I know are not reading "magic books" or interested in bouncing around socialist principles. But the Smurfs are make believe!
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I am going to have to edit my Death Watch for 2009. Or is it a clever Wino deception...? She'll probably be found face down in a resort pool before the end of the week. And here I thought '08 was her year.
Ha, he's currently in one of the *worst* TV adverts over here, cute as he is. There don't appear to be any videos of it on Youtube but seriously, it is shockingly bad.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:52pm.
Hey M.E.! Looks to me like she's sucking down a drink.
EDIT: At a closer look, she does look like she's sucking her thumb. But she's covering her nose. Maybe she's doing a bump from a blaster, or is smoking a joint/bowl.
Edit again: If you look at thumbs 3 and 4, dude looks like he's holding something small in his had that he's pretending to pour out.
Maybe it was a mini Jack Daniels'.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What is with the starving Ethiopian child stomach bloat on Wino? She is a mess...
His mom is thinking, "Fuck. Why didn't we just go to Hawaii?"
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:57pm.
Resurrections, virgin births, drinking blood, eating the body of christ, etc. etc. isn't magic??
I bet smurfette got 'shared' alot...fucking slut.
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by mahaatma on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:56pm.
did you visit Palm springs over the holidays to inspire you?...I have many rainbow colored sheep friends there...
I did! I stayed at the Y. What a workout!
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by Sartastic on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:58pm.
Awwwwww, sweetie! The press, the money, & probably the drugs! But it won't last.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
man. did you see?
she is sucking her thumb in one of these pictures!
so weird!