Beauty And The Crackie
What about Blaaaaaake?! Blaaake! Blaaaaake! I'll scream his name while running down the street barefoot since Wino obviously isn't anymore! Instead she's screaming Joooooshhhh. Joooosh. That shit just isn't the same. Your vocal cord doesn't wiggle when you scream Jooossshh. Josh should think about changing his name to something that's easier to scream. Think of the Wino!
Anyway, Josh Bowman is the name of the hot piece Wino has apparently been getting close to while on her neverending St. Lucia holiday. The Sun says Josh is some kind of rugby player and met Wino while on vacation with his mommy and sister.
I know what all of you are thinking, "What is that hunk of man doing with that gutter troll?!" You whores are so superficial! Maybe Josh loves the way the sun slightly melts her zombie skin in the morning. Maybe Josh loves tasting heroin snot and coke loogies when he kisses Wino. Or maybe he's always just gotten a boner for Gargamel. Whatever the reason may be, it's a good thing Wino is sucking on the skin pipe instead of the crack pipe!
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Wow! Amy is one ugly chick...the first time i saw her in one of her videos before i even knew anything about her, honest, i thought she was some sort of very talented transvestite....
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The Wino can get a man, but I can't? Telling myself that he's only in it for the press reassures me.
Provolone on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:42pm.
Gargamel is a Jewish stereotype. His cat Azrael (named after the Islamic angel of death) is his companion. And the Smurfs are innocent Christians fighting off the evils of Judaism and Islam.
Or am I reading too much into the Smurfs?
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Not true my friend. The Smurfs are not christians. They believe in magic and are 100% socialist. They share everything. Except for greedy smurf. That's why his name is greedy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialism
According to The Sun, Josh no longer plays rugby and "He is now trying to break into acting — and features in a KFC advert, donning a silver flame-proof suit to tuck into extra hot chicken wings." Good for you Josh. The Parasitic Hilton might have seen you before Wino, and at least Wino charts.
mike,
I just think that's Amy's body type. She's sort of built like Kiff from Futurama.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
Sheeps!! I love your new rainbow sheep!
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....me too!....did you visit Palm springs over the holidays to inspire you?...I have many rainbow colored sheep friends there...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
He's like the Hot Vacay BF from Central Casting.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Ok, I'll admit that shit . I want to see Shitney in her crazy stage again. She's no fucking fun now!
MK, why haven't you commented on Confessions OF A Teenaged Idol yet?? I stayed up extra late (9pm) to watch that entire shit last night and not one post :(
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Some bitches will do anything to be famous. He went from being a no one to being the guy brave enough to get near Wino without a hazmat. He'll be dating liz hurley next week.
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:51pm.
Thanks, BB. You freezin' out there?
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Wow, this is graphic.
They look really happy and she looks great.
The 6th thumb....why is Wino sucking her thumb?
Sheeps!! I love your new rainbow sheep!
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:47pm.
He'll undoubtedly bring home some lovely souvenirs.
Like a toof or 2 that's fallen out? I wish I could be happy for her, but she's one of the ones I just detest. To have such wonderful opportunities & throw them all away is a crime as far as I'm concerned.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I can't get over how hot he is.
However did she do that?
Camon! It HAS to be about money! Right?
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So true. I had a boyfriend once who did heroin (I didn't know) and he had the funkiest tasting spunk. Ugh.
....hopefully the hive came off in the ocean somewhere, floated away until it sank from the weight of the dirty head oil, was disinfected by the saltwater, and is now providing homes for millions of sea creatures just like the Great Barrier Reef....well, sorta like it....kinda...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
He'll undoubtedly bring home some lovely souvenirs.
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Wow, this is graphic.
you know minus the too many tats, she looks great! Yeah Wino! I am rooting for you girl...he looks actually wholesome and she almost looks normal...hell has officially frozen over!!
Awwww. They look cute together! He's adorable. Amy seems like she's smart and funny, (when she isn't nodding out or amping). I hope this is real. I'm sure she's drinking her face off, and smoking some fine island dube, but at least she doesn't seem to be doing the hard stuff.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good for her! If she can loose the crack bloat and grow her hair longer, she'd look pretty decent, considering. I hope this fool doesn't sell her out to the tabloids like that other fuck did.
The last guy that told me to have patience, I burned him down and bagged his ashes.
Yuck. I can only imagine what that bref smells like. &, hey, keep smoking, Amy! Ruin the voice & keep doing damage to your lungs.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Gargamel is a Jewish stereotype. His cat Azrael (named after the Islamic angel of death) is his companion. And the Smurfs are innocent Christians fighting off the evils of Judaism and Islam.
Or am I reading too much into the Smurfs?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:37pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:35pm
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I think we've established after much Dlisted investigation (and discussion) that she has swollen & fatty organs, possibly spleen and/or liver, from guzzling booze.
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That's how women gain weight after being very ill or recovering from eating disorders. It goes to the belly and hips first. Eventually it will even out.
Ok, no...This CAN'T mean a sober Wino...It just can't...That ain't right, and means nothing but trouble...Think about it. First Tara Reid in rehab, then sober Wino...??? This could start a DISTURBING trend in Hollyweird! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I like my Hollywood whores stumbling drunk, dribbling vomit from their mouths, coke and blood caked snot from their noses and rancid jizz from their twats! That's the way it should be! Daddy Spears already killed enough fun for us! WE DLISTERS DEMAND OUR TRAINWRECKS! TRAINWRECKS! TRAINWRECKS! Chant with me, whores....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WHY. Hasn't she OD'd already? Something is not right
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Good thought! He might just be bought and paid for. MY TURN! after hes been steamed and deloused.
hive gone, swimming, seeing daylight. can the 'Blakeeee'tatt turn itno a Josh tatt? :) =) 8)
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HAL: "Look, Dave, I can see you're really upset about this"
Now she just needs to get her ass to rehab for eyeliner abuse!
Does it never end?!
PS. I think she's just putting on weight. I really doubt she's eaten much actual food until recently.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:35pm
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I think we've established after much Dlisted investigation (and discussion) that she has swollen & fatty organs, possibly spleen and/or liver, from guzzling booze.
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Donne-moi Ta Bouche..Sensation
À La Vie à L'amour
Ah! C'qu'on Est Bien
Chaque Jour Se Vit D'espérance...~Belanger
Rugby is a very punishing game and they get hit in the head a lot.
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What the fuck is going on with her stomach? Did she accidentally swallow her crack pipe?
...Josh has a big liver fetish...
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.....and then there was the guy with the strangulated blue-black hemorrhoid the size of a baseball...
Amy's treating herself to a fine-ass gigolo to help her get better, and I for one am behind her 100%. Damn that man is hot.
"Well you're a whore, whore."
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 01/05/2009 - 7:29pm.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!
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my thought exactly.
hugs y'all
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Is that why she kept clawing at her coochie in the other day's pix?
She's really looking good (relatively speaking, of course). I wonder how long this will last. She's put on a few pounds, her eyes haven't rolled back into her head in any of the photos and I don't see any fresh cuts on her arms. Perhaps Hell has actually frozen over? Her biggest problem may be the new dude. Any guy who'd want to get involved with that mess has got to have ulterior motives. He's Crackie's Adnan.
She looks clean in these pics, both interpretations.
well i gotta say, she's far from all better but she's looked a LOT worse than this. and i have no idea why this guy is with her in the state that she's in/has recently been in... but at least she's not back with douchey blake. they were no good for each other.
Please tell me this dude is dating Wino for her money or his much wanted 15 minutes of fame. I can't grasp what this messy-smelly drug addict chick has to offer besides THAT. I imagine she smells stale and has stinky breath. Eww...
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What is poking out of her belly? A nine pound turd?
She's already looking better though!
Looks like 1 week of hot man meat is like 60 days in rehab.
Aw, come on! She looks alright in that second thumb! It's gonna take awhile before she starts to look "normal".
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Famewhore! The only reason I can think of for anyone wanting to touch this crab-infested creature is to get his name in the papers. I'd be willing to bet the ranch that he is an aspiring singer looking for a record deal.
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM!
edit: there's no way that guy isn't getting paid to be there.
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Wendy? Darling? LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
YAY! That's awesome. But he's obviously some kinda golddigger...I mean - really, who else dates a mess like that? But still, YAY! She's looking so healthy and LOOK! - he even convinced her to put on some clothes that aren't ready for the trash! YAY!
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AWWW she choo-choo choosed him?! She does sorta look like Gargarmel with a paunch though. Lol!
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You need to put a warning on these pictures. She is disgusting.