An 80s Lezzie Wedding
I do like that Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson look like a gayelle couple from the 80s getting married in Palm Springs. But I think that happened on accident. Anne probably knew Kate Hudson was going to be all dramatic-like by wearing some gay ass dressed, so she decided to play down her own outfit to make Kate look like a real asshole. It worked. However, Anne also fucked herself over with that Valley of the Dolls hair. An Ann Welles 'do never goes with a lezzie groom ensemble. Never.
Kate Hudson could be wearing a dress made out of Mother's Circus Animal Cookies and I'd still want to throw a mouth-foaming raccoon at her. And that dress would look better on my sister's Barbie from 1983.
Here's these two twats at the premiere of Bride Wars in NYC yesterday. SPOILER ALERT! The movie ends with both whores realizing how stupid they acted. They apologize to one another, but start arguing because one of them won't let the other one say sorry first. Then they laugh about it, hug and decide they should have a joint dream wedding right then! When the priest announces "I now pronounce you husbands and wives," they kiss their dudes and begin walking down the aisle. Kate won't let Anne walk down the aisle first, they side-eye each other and cut to black! HA! Those crazy girls. By the way, I totally made that up, but you know that's how it ends.
P.S. - Is it only me or is anyone ever bothered by rose petals strewn about like in the pictures below? I know it's supposed to be romantic and all, but where there's lone rose petals, there's a naked rose somewhere. And that's sad.
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That dress Kate has on is all kinds of fugly.
And I am sure Anne hates Kate. Who doesnt
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
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"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:01am.
miffed 33- I'm from Sydney, Australia. I'm near the airport actually. But not under a flightpath, thank God. It's stinkin' hot right now.
Yeah tell me about the heat. I'm up in Casino near Lismore and I swear to god this week's been a shitter! I can't believe I have to wait til 6.30-7pm to mow to bloody lawn argh.
On topic- I didn't mind Anne In Get Smart.
Submitted by Sheeps: ""Bride Wars" looks bad. The premise is lame and the trailer was bad. It beggars belief that these two could be ingenues."
A-Fucking-Men!
I also resent that these comedies always make women out to be gold-digging, foaming-at-the-mouth-for-a-wedding, fools for love or otherwise shallow and stupid. These characters never have any dignity or self-respect. It's not funny, in my book.
Yes, there are women who really are like that, but I avoid them like the plague in my real life. Why would I pay money to see them?
when I saw the trailer for this on tv, I though, "oh please. Shit show." That movie looks cheesey as hell.
Add me to the "I hate KAte Hudson" club. She is super annoying.
Anne H. is not the prettiest, but she is likeable. And her shoes are fab
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:47am.
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems.
Bwahaha!! I know that's right. I feel ya, Fly.
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Oh God, they both look terrible. Kate Hudson's dress is almost as ridiculous as her face. God I hate that bitch. Anne has wayyyyyyy too much talent to be in shit like this with rejects like Kate Hudson, who would never be famous if it weren't for her mother.
I think Anne is elegant. She never looks trashy. Kate can look very pretty, or busted ugly. I will never understand how she gets millions of dollars for movies. They usually bomb anyway.
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
They don't look happy together. And the dress is waaay too much for whatever is going on here.
I think that is what Anne must be saying to herself... or it looks like it anyway...
NY meets LA in an ugly dress.
Love the shoes Anne has on.
miffed 33- I'm from Sydney, Australia. I'm near the airport actually. But not under a flightpath, thank God. It's stinkin' hot right now.
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Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:48am.
Paris Hilton Syndrome.
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The lady's obviously a fruitcake. (peterpumpkineater)
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What boobs?
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You're right, I actually hesitated typing that. I shoulda said "area" or somethin'.
And yes, Kate cannot never be Goldie. Try as she might. She's more mousy. Goldie's cool, as long as she isn't crapping on about lotuses in the mud and India and shit like dat being a metaphor for her life as a Hollywood star. That shit almost rivals Madonna.
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Anne looks great as always...the only disappointing thing about her in all this is that she opted to be in this movie (and with Kate).
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Anyone else see Kate on Letterman? She looked bloated (and crappy in the get up she had on)and looked either pissed or high. Hey Fly which part of Oz are you from?
crap movie
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I kinda like Kate - she just loves getting fucked up and running around screwing everyone and she's totally unapologetic about it - not a fan of Anne, though. Her facial features - esp. her nose - are HUGE. And she seems like she's got a snotty little stick up her ass.
That being said, MK, there's your next "What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is That?"
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"Bride Wars" looks bad. The premise is lame and the trailer was bad. It beggars belief that these two could be ingenues.
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Wow, this is graphic.
Submitted by The Fly on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 10:48am.
Anne keeps checking out Kate's boobs. What a lezz.
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I love how Mini Goldie (credit to snowpiece) is wearing that splashy graphic mermaid dress and is totally upstaged by Anne and her simple outfit with the killer shoes.
And you KNOW these bitches can't stand each other.
What a hideous dress.
I disliked Kate Hudson all the way back to when she was in 'Almost Famous.'
I dig her mother though. Goldie is talented, pretty, and everything else that her daughter isn't.
Besides, she has squinty eyes.
Anne looks fabulous. Kate, not so much. All that money and she can't get the ears pinned back and have a less annoying persona put in?
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Anne was promoting Get Smart here in Australia and she kept making these sex jokes about cum getting on your face etc. Steve Carrell looked a bit apologetic sitting next to her. What a lezz. Anne too.
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Anne looks GREAT. she's been looking fab ever since she dumped that turd of a con man.
Kate Hudson annoys me to no end, and I never got the deal about her anyway. ANYONE could have played Penny Lane and done a good job. That role was fun.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally :got an excuse for Port-au-Prince? Can you even tell me where it is without Googling it?
Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.
hot shoes on AH
I hate that mini Goldie too
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"thats my favorite bible saying bitch!"
Anne keeps checking out Kate's boobs. What a lezz.
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so sad when these are the 'stars' of today.
I miss the Liz Taylor.
You can tell Anne can't stand the Kate Ho. I wouldn't be able to either. I would be scared to stand that close to Kate. An STD might jump off of her nasty twat and try to infect Anne! LOL!
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems.
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I love Anne's "Valley of the Dolls" hair. That movie rocked!
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I LOVE Anne's shoes.