There's A Frozen Peen In The Sky!
Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.
This story about a bitch caught with his ski pants down comes to us from Vail, Colorado. The dude froze his ass off this past Friday when he was riding on a chairlift at a resort with his kid. The Smoking Gun says the lift's seat wasn't lowered, so the skier fell through a gap in the chair. Luckily for the dude, his ski got caught in the lift, saving him from falling into the snow. Actually, maybe it would have been less embarrassing for him if he fell and broke his arm or some shit, because while his body was stuck, his pants and chonies came down. And the world laughed while his peen tried to hold back the tears. It knew that if it cried, its mouth would freeze shut.
The accidental ski flasher hung (trust me, there's no pun there) there for 15-minutes while waiting for help. Workers finally reversed the lift and got him out of the seat. It took 15-minutes because they were too busy cleaning the piss off their pants from laughing so hard.
Getting a case of frostbitten dick, nuts and nalgas might be worth it, because you know this bitch is going to sue the pants (GONG!) off of the bitch responsible for this
TSG has one more picture taken by a witness. I would so be that bitch who took pictures while that sad man dangled pantyless from the sky. Say "icicle dick!"
Thanks Mary
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miss priss- I had my dress tucked into my nylons coming out of the bathroom at church when I was younger. That's about it. I can't think of anything else. I don't really drink and I don't really barf, either, so I guess that takes a lot of those types of opportunities out of the picture!
And where is the peen pic? is that really all they could get?
Submitted by Miss Priss on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:37am.
Most embarrassing, hummmmm....
I was 14 and left my period panties to soak in the sink and one of my dad's friends came over and used the bathroom and I had completely forgotten about them.
And in college I had a one-night stand who pissed in my bed. That was pretty bad.
Damn! This beats the time my poor little ass skied into a group of people like they were bowling pins. By far.
Poor guy, but, ha ha ha ha!!! At least he didn't freeze his nuts off, right?
***...watch your back, it's your wife!***
Embarrassing! I've had a few skiing mishaps, but thankfully no nudity or frostbitten girly bits.
that's a good idea, Miss Priss. but not right now. :)
MK is the funniest blogger out there. This is hilarious.
This is so funny that I'm telling my coworker about it and showing her pictures.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Hey people
Dlisted poll time!
MOst embarassing thing that happened to you.
Me? There are too many...off the top of my head
In college I got so wasted I barfed at the bar in front of everyone and the bartender i was hitting on. lol The bartender re-named me pukey.
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
it's bad enough just to hang upside from the ski chair, but his frickin pants came down too
Hahhahahahahaaa
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his kid will never go anywhere with him ever again
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:31am.
Is his butt blurred? Or did both cheeks freeze into one giant lump?
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:30am.
Where's his crack? Are those his longjohns or something? But the profile view looks like some scrub brush in the peen area.
You guys are freakin killing me. Gotta change my shorts.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
I have a fear of heights so I would have been all hysterical.
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"Hasta la bye bye!"
KD/Stoney,
He has a crack..just no ass.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail3.html
And leave his little baby peen alone! You know it was cold out there!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Who would sue and want the jurors laughing at your evidence? Anyway the ski laws are such that the skier is responsible for everything outside of the lift tumbling over. Resorts would go broke if every douche on the slopes sued.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:27am.
So, which head did his blood rush to?
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lol. neither. it rushed to his internal organs. that's why everything looks tucked.
Man. Talk about an AZZclown!
Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:26am.
I'm too busy wondering why he doesn't have a butt crack.
Hey Sandbitch! here's your new avie!
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Is his butt blurred? Or did both cheeks freeze into one giant lump?
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Christmas is over :(
Where's his crack? Are those his longjohns or something? But the profile view looks like some scrub brush in the peen area.
Off topic -
Where is Angel_i? I need to tell her that the Mona Lisa was the original cholla. She had no brows!!
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Mona.Lisa.smile.by.da.Vinci....
Who's the Dlisted gal who does chollas with photoshop? Can you do me one of the Mona Lisa, please:
On topic - One of the first times I ever skied was at Heavenly. I didn't know how to ski so I paid for the 1 hour lesson. I was standing there - with ski's on - next to another gal. JUST STANDING THERE, MOTIONLESS. THen all of a sudden one ski slips and I try to get control, but all hope is lost and all my limbs and poles go flying in the air. Landed on my AZZ. Everyone backed away from me as they looked on in horror. In the rental ski pants.
Thank you, this is just what I needed today haha!!
MK you is fuckin funny ♥
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Well hell! Suddenly my cramps are not THAT bad!!!
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... so I threw my breasts out of the window of my Lamborghini!
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:23am.
I had a dream last night that I was back in college and walking around with my dress tucked into the top of my thong and my entire ass exposed to the whole campus.
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omg!! that actually happened to me in college! i was coming out of the restroom and felt a cool breeze on my ass. I righted myself after about 5 minutes. eeek! emBARR ASSing!
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Submitted by KD on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:26am.
That shit is bothering me, too.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:27am.
So, which head did his blood rush to?
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LMAO!! I was wondering the same!
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
ubmitted by stefystef on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:21am.
Why do I read this site at work?
I am holding in my laughing so hard, I think I hurt some internal organs.
Hahahhahahahahahahaha, Dlisted is the best!
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I agree stefystef. Thankfully there are only two of us in the office and my boss manages to walk in when Coco or someother porn skank is on the screen.
Hey that guy got some crack on his jacket LOL
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
So, which head did his blood rush to?
I'm too busy wondering why he doesn't have a butt crack.
His son sure was a lot of help, huh?
What does it say about me that I can't stop laughing at this poor guy's misfortune?
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LMAO I think this shit made my week!!
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Christmas is over :(
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAA...
If you licked it, would your tongue stick?
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I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes.
Thanks MK, now I have to go to the bathroom and re-do my mascara!
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 01/06/2009 - 11:23am.
wtf?!!! aaahahahahaa! his pants must notta been on very tight
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It's kind hard to get the right fit at the rental place. They just throw any old pants at ya!
Iceicle peen!! LMAO
Poor dude. And his kid was there too.
Hey, dad, remember our skiing trip *POW* right in the kisser
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You got your problems, I got my hash pipe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_NNKyUwEE
"Bench sucking is only for after midnight. Dumb blue motherfucker!" MK 12.30.08
Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.
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LMAO..Yes! I do! LMAO!!! I love that! LMAO!!
That is the most awesome fucking thing I've ever seen happen to someone else EVER!!!
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KONICHIWA!!!
lol. skiing scares the frack out of me. its always a lil tricky trying to figure just exactly WHEN to hop off the seat. My sympathies to the tard who lost his pants.
wtf?!!! aaahahahahaa! his pants must notta been on very tight
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PEENSICLE! Poor guy. At least if you fell and broke your leg, you would have an interesting story. Now it's just, "So I fell through and dangled there with my junk hanging out and freezing." Not to mention his kid, dying from embarrassment or laughing or both.
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I had a dream last night that I was back in college and walking around with my dress tucked into the top of my thong and my entire ass exposed to the whole campus. That would be just another day for Coco, but I was a bit embarrassed.
Poor guy!
Step on a crack, break your father's..................oh never mind.
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The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Why do I read this site at work?
I am holding in my laughing so hard, I think I hurt some internal organs.
Hahahhahahahahahahaha, Dlisted is the best!
Caption This: Meat Locker.
MK I totally laughed till I cried over your write up. Caption that: bad karma.
have mercy. My gut hurts.
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Don't you just love public humiliation when it doesn't happen to you? It's truly what makes the world go round.--MK
Oh man. Posts like this remind me why I love this site. My husband had to come see what I was laughing at.
Sucks to be him!
OH my GOD.
How embarrassing!
I'd die if that was me....knowing the whole world saw it...
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Submitted by carebearloves on Tue, 12/30/2008 - 5:46pm.
its a person from france.